Disturbing scientific prediction regarding the decline in available gravity

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  • Target Practice
    irc.zirc.org:6667 = chat!
    • Nov 2003
    • 3180

    #31
    Originally posted by teufelhunden
    I guess I need to relocate then-- gravity seems to be declining in a manner which is inversely proportional to gas prices.
    (hushedtone)

    Sarah and I are looking for a roommate.

    (/hushedtone)

    Can't be too careful, you know, you can never tell who is listening. Usually it's none of their goddamn business.


    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.

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    • teufelhunden
      Registered Bamf
      • Jul 2003
      • 2691

      #32
      Originally posted by Target Practice
      (hushedtone)

      Sarah and I are looking for a roommate.

      (/hushedtone)

      Can't be too careful, you know, you can never tell who is listening. Usually it's none of their goddamn business.

      Do I get my own room, or do I have the pleasure of sharing with you two lovelies?
      SwallowBleach: It's good for you.

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      • Target Practice
        irc.zirc.org:6667 = chat!
        • Nov 2003
        • 3180

        #33
        Originally posted by teufelhunden
        Do I get my own room, or do I have the pleasure of sharing with you two lovelies?
        Your own room. It has a lovely view of the hills of SLO.


        "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.

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        • teufelhunden
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          • Jul 2003
          • 2691

          #34
          Hrm.

          You wouldn't mind my 8x8 porno posters, would you? And my government subsidized rent checks?
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          • Target Practice
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            • Nov 2003
            • 3180

            #35
            Originally posted by teufelhunden
            Hrm.

            You wouldn't mind my 8x8 porno posters, would you? And my government subsidized rent checks?
            Hell no, you can bring whatever the hell you want!


            "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.

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            • teufelhunden
              Registered Bamf
              • Jul 2003
              • 2691

              #36
              Including midget Russian strippers who are, in actuality, Soviet spies sent to steal Ice-Nine?
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              • gc82000
                LNIB just a few scratches
                • Mar 2004
                • 1346

                #37
                Originally posted by Glickman
                (midgets defy gravity)
                Do you mean defy anti-gravity, just like all the fat ppl in texas.
                I am a declared Carb lover.

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                • Target Practice
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                  • Nov 2003
                  • 3180

                  #38
                  Originally posted by teufelhunden
                  Including midget Russian strippers who are, in actuality, Soviet spies sent to steal Ice-Nine?
                  Of course.

                  We have a pool, you know.


                  "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.

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                  • warpspyder
                    I CAN fix stupid
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 428

                    #39
                    I knew it. I bought a warpfeed for this very reason. People called me crazy but I knew. I told 'em I did I said the world's going to run out of gravity and then what are you going to do. Your fancy guns won't be able to shoot anymore. They laughed at me. Now who's laughing. Well after reading this probably them just even more than previously. Read that like a red-neck to get the full value of it.


                    Leading the Spyder revolution!

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                    • Jakedubbleya
                      Don Quixote
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 631

                      #40
                      Originally posted by teufelhunden
                      Including midget Russian strippers who are, in actuality, Soviet spies sent to steal Ice-Nine?
                      So familiar... whats that story again?
                      -------
                      Target u live in slo? I went to cuesta last semester, spend days trying to find paintball fields around there, no luck...
                      -------
                      I hear the biggest problem of having no gravity is that our atmosphere will dissipate.

                      So actually, paintballs really WILL go far!

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                      • teufelhunden
                        Registered Bamf
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 2691

                        #41
                        Cat's Cradle.
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                        • Gtask8
                          ROCK ON!
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 247

                          #42
                          Hmmmm, intresting...

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                          • Target Practice
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                            • Nov 2003
                            • 3180

                            #43
                            Originally posted by teufelhunden
                            Cat's Cradle.
                            Silver Spoon.


                            "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.

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                            • thecavemankevin
                              the living un-banned
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 4346

                              #44
                              Originally posted by Target Practice
                              Silver Spoon.
                              and little boy blue and the man on the moon


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                              • Target Practice
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                                • Nov 2003
                                • 3180

                                #45
                                Originally posted by thecavemankevin
                                and little boy blue and the man on the moon
                                I'm coming home?


                                "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.

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