Girlfriend trying to pull a prank

[MicroMiniMe]

I don't think that one would really work. She even mentions the beddroom and I am clapping like I just won a gold at the special olympics.

Your not supposed to get that reaction untill *AFTER* you get married. And its much less frequent...

[Kai]

LOL PRANK'D!!!!!!!

[warpspyder]

Ask who the father is with a straight face.

Or say something about getting rid of all the turkey basters in the house.

Was that from the story about the women who used the turkey baster to get herself pregnant to get money out of that on guy?

[matt-o]

go with the always positive test, thats the only one that cant backfire on you afterwards. the rest might get you married or dumped or in some trouble of some kind

[AGDlover]

lol wate till she tryes to prank you then say oh ya i have AID's

[cockerkiller68]

Start to fake cry, and tell her you have cancer and you only have 6 months to live..





(I hope this doesn't offend anyone on here...judging by the other posts though, I don't think it will.)

[ojhspyro89]

Start to fake cry, and tell her you have cancer and you only have 6 months to live..





(I hope this doesn't offend anyone on here...judging by the other posts though, I don't think it will.)

I find that just wrong cause some people actually have to go thru that.

I think telling her you are gay would be awsome. Or the aids thing, or prevent it by telling her u have aids now. Or when she starts, interrupt her and say "Ive got to tell yous omething" in a deep strong voice, and then "i think i made someone else pregnant" Then start sobbing and apologize alot.

[Alley]

Ok, well....me being a girl I think this is all terrible. But, my suggestions. If you know when she is going to drop the news show up and do the Jerry Springer thing Get one of your girl friends to tell her you've been having a torrid love affair for the last several months and that she too is pregnant....Or when she tells you she has some news tell her you have some too that your boss has offered you a position on the other side of the U.S. and that you have to leave in the next two days......How could she do this now?......

[hitech]

I think the "I'm sterile, who's the father" is best. An appropriate response. Not too much, not too little.

That said, the original prank is highly questionable...

[Alley]

OK, My thoughts on the sterile which would be great ....if ....there has been no mention for a need for birth control and an over active emphasis on the use of birth control. Have he mentioned any of this to that point him being sterile would be severly questioned.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

She's Pregnant.

For real.

[cockerkiller68]

I hope she is.

[Alley]

Hey I thought the same thing...and the intracate prank set up..was a setup for perhaps an actual pregnancy.......I mean how did this info on the prank come about anyway?

[MagmanLee]

When she tries to pull it off, tell her, "You are getting an abortion, right now, your crazy if you think I'm going to support that thing."

[TMAXXKING1]

i got it

i got it ... tell her ahh we cant have sex anymore i might poke the kid's eye out ..

so we will have to use the other enterance,,,,