Girlfriend trying to pull a prank

[RevBrown]

Found out tonight that my girlfriend is putting together a prank on me.

The prank goes- She is going to have one of her pregnant co-workers take a preg test. Then tell me that she took it. Basically make me think that she is pregnant.

What I need from AO'ers is a great way to make this backfire on her.

I thought about calling my job up and saying I quit cause I now need to make more money. (Means getting my boss involved)

Or calling my buddy up saying " Hey remember that bet we had about who would have a kid before 30. Yeah you lose." Then make a big show about how the bet was that the loser has to get whacked by a 2x4 in the forehead. Make a big show of it then right before I swing the board let her in on it.

Any other suggestions?



Oh yeah already thought about the whole " Well I am leaving then" bit. Won't even try that cause I don't think thats funny. And people that up and leave are pretty low. She knows that isn't the type of person I am.

[HOMOCIDAL2]

bike accident

tell her you had a bicycle accident when you were a teen and you have been sterile ever since.

[bleachit]

get her to retest to make sure, and swap out the test with one that was a positive

[93civiccpe]

Yeah, you can get tests that turn a color no matter what liquid you put on them. They are great for practical jokes. Also, when she breaks the news to her you can get really excited and say things like "Ohh, I hope it's twins!!". She won't be ready for that one. Get really really excited about it and just go on and on with how happy you are that she's pregnant and that you are so ready to be a dad and then she'll feel terrible because she won't know how to tell you it was a joke and break your heart.. lol.

[Lohman446]

Propose... as soon as she says shes pregnant.. say your doing the honorable thing, etc and you want to be married right away, preferabbly that night etc. See what she does then

[FreakBaller12]

get her to retest to make sure, and swap out the test with one that was a positive

I can already hear the sound of her heart dropping to the floor, definatly do that one!

[slade]

a lot of good ideas in here... but whatever you do, hide a videocamera in the room so we can see

[fire1811]

ok this is pretty nasty and will probably get you hit but.

when she hands it to you say. OH... no problem. walk to the closet get a coat hanger and a bucket. I guarantee this will get her attention.

on second though you might not make it out of there alive.

[Crighton]

when she breaks the news to her you can get really excited and say things like "Ohh, I hope it's twins!!". She won't be ready for that one. Get really really excited about it and just go on and on with how happy you are that she's pregnant and that you are so ready to be a dad and then she'll feel terrible because she won't know how to tell you it was a joke and break your heart.. lol.

Classic

[MicroMiniMe]

Ask who the father is with a straight face.

Or say something about getting rid of all the turkey basters in the house.

[Enraged Monk]

I like the idea fire1811 came up with.

[gimp]

Say, "I havn't been totally honest with you. I switched out your birth control pills'

Or you could punch her in the stomach as hard as you can.

[trevorjk]

Ask who the father is with a straight face.

HAHAHA

that would definetly get a good reaction haha

otherwise making her retake the test and switchin or getting a prank tester would be great to

[SCpoloRicker]

get her to retest to make sure, and swap out the test with one that was a positive

Propose... as soon as she says shes pregnant.. say your doing the honorable thing, etc and you want to be married right away, preferabbly that night etc. See what she does then

Winners!

[Eatem Alive]

ok this is pretty nasty and will probably get you hit but.

when she hands it to you say. OH... no problem. walk to the closet get a coat hanger and a bucket. I guarantee this will get her attention.

on second though you might not make it out of there alive.

or go get the shop-vac