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  • RevBrown
    The uncle you dont mention
    • Feb 2004
    • 451
    #1

    Girlfriend trying to pull a prank

    Found out tonight that my girlfriend is putting together a prank on me.

    The prank goes- She is going to have one of her pregnant co-workers take a preg test. Then tell me that she took it. Basically make me think that she is pregnant.

    What I need from AO'ers is a great way to make this backfire on her.

    I thought about calling my job up and saying I quit cause I now need to make more money. (Means getting my boss involved)

    Or calling my buddy up saying " Hey remember that bet we had about who would have a kid before 30. Yeah you lose." Then make a big show about how the bet was that the loser has to get whacked by a 2x4 in the forehead. Make a big show of it then right before I swing the board let her in on it.

    Any other suggestions?



    Oh yeah already thought about the whole " Well I am leaving then" bit. Won't even try that cause I don't think thats funny. And people that up and leave are pretty low. She knows that isn't the type of person I am.
    Last edited by RevBrown; 04-21-2005, 02:44 AM.
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    • HOMOCIDAL2
      MAKING PROBLEMS DISAPPEAR
      • May 2003
      • 171
      #2
      bike accident

      tell her you had a bicycle accident when you were a teen and you have been sterile ever since.
      Last edited by HOMOCIDAL2; 04-21-2005, 03:34 AM. Reason: made a mistake

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        • bleachit
          Conturbo et Ledo
          • May 2003
          • 1410
          #3
          get her to retest to make sure, and swap out the test with one that was a positive
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            • 93civiccpe
              Registered User
              • Feb 2005
              • 572
              #4
              Yeah, you can get tests that turn a color no matter what liquid you put on them. They are great for practical jokes. Also, when she breaks the news to her you can get really excited and say things like "Ohh, I hope it's twins!!". She won't be ready for that one. Get really really excited about it and just go on and on with how happy you are that she's pregnant and that you are so ready to be a dad and then she'll feel terrible because she won't know how to tell you it was a joke and break your heart.. lol.

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                • Lohman446
                  Useful posts: 7
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 9315
                  #5
                  :) Propose... as soon as she says shes pregnant.. say your doing the honorable thing, etc and you want to be married right away, preferabbly that night etc. See what she does then
                  "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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                    • FreakBaller12
                      e-tough

                      • May 2003
                      • 3663
                      #6
                      Originally posted by bleachit
                      get her to retest to make sure, and swap out the test with one that was a positive
                      I can already hear the sound of her heart dropping to the floor, definatly do that one!
                      I knew not what I did but am now edumacated

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                        • slade
                          Carpe Noctem
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 3442
                          #7
                          a lot of good ideas in here... but whatever you do, hide a videocamera in the room so we can see
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                            • fire1811
                              Firefighter
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 4930
                              #8
                              ok this is pretty nasty and will probably get you hit but.

                              when she hands it to you say. OH... no problem. walk to the closet get a coat hanger and a bucket. I guarantee this will get her attention.

                              on second though you might not make it out of there alive.
                              "The Few Who Do Are The Envy Of The Many Who Only Stand And Watch"

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                                • Crighton
                                  Registered User
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 535
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by 93civiccpe
                                  when she breaks the news to her you can get really excited and say things like "Ohh, I hope it's twins!!". She won't be ready for that one. Get really really excited about it and just go on and on with how happy you are that she's pregnant and that you are so ready to be a dad and then she'll feel terrible because she won't know how to tell you it was a joke and break your heart.. lol.


                                  Classic

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                                    • MicroMiniMe
                                      Easy Like Sunday Morning
                                      • May 2003
                                      • 1213
                                      #10
                                      Ask who the father is with a straight face.

                                      Or say something about getting rid of all the turkey basters in the house.

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                                        • Enraged Monk
                                          I Hate You
                                          • Mar 2005
                                          • 162
                                          #11
                                          I like the idea fire1811 came up with.

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                                            • gimp
                                              Registered User
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 2368
                                              #12
                                              Say, "I havn't been totally honest with you. I switched out your birth control pills'

                                              Or you could punch her in the stomach as hard as you can.

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                                                • trevorjk
                                                  <S>WooLooLoo</S>
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 4324
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by MicroMiniMe
                                                  Ask who the father is with a straight face.
                                                  HAHAHA

                                                  that would definetly get a good reaction haha

                                                  otherwise making her retake the test and switchin or getting a prank tester would be great to
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                                                    • SCpoloRicker
                                                      HA HA I'm custom!!1
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 4375
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by bleachit
                                                      get her to retest to make sure, and swap out the test with one that was a positive
                                                      Originally posted by Lohman
                                                      Propose... as soon as she says shes pregnant.. say your doing the honorable thing, etc and you want to be married right away, preferabbly that night etc. See what she does then
                                                      Winners!
                                                      God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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                                                        • Eatem Alive
                                                          Wait...What?
                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 1150
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by fire1811
                                                          ok this is pretty nasty and will probably get you hit but.

                                                          when she hands it to you say. OH... no problem. walk to the closet get a coat hanger and a bucket. I guarantee this will get her attention.

                                                          on second though you might not make it out of there alive.
                                                          or go get the shop-vac
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