Dont you hate it when you cant tells if a girls likes you because of her hug?

[billybob_81067]

You do realize that at the next AO day I am gonna give you a big hug. Long and squeezy.

are you a guy or a gal... cause if you're a guy then that is just disturbing!!! LOL

Anyways I think A.O. should have a little man next to the names of guys and a little woman in a dress (like the bathroom signs) next to the gals names... then it wouldn't be so confusing!

[WicKeD_WaYz]

Speaking of game. I always leave a copy of "A walk to Remember" laying on top of my VCR for when chicks come over. I always manage for them to see it and they ask me about it and I tell them I think its a really good movie. They are like awwww how sweet thats so cute. (cuz girls love that crap) Its actually a horrible movie and I cant stand it and havnt seen it all the way through. This works just about every time though. Another movie I wanna invest in is the Notebook. I havnt seen it but all the girls love it. The Notebook and a Walk to Remember might just be a deadly combination.

[tropical_fishy]

Speaking of game. I always leave a copy of "A walk to Remember" laying on top of my VCR for when chicks come over. I always manage for them to see it and they ask me about it and I tell them I think its a really good movie. They are like awwww how sweet thats so cute. (cuz girls love that crap) Its actually a horrible movie and I cant stand it and havnt seen it all the way through. This works just about every time though. Another movie I wanna invest in is the Notebook. I havnt seen it but all the girls love it. The Notebook and a Walk to Remember might just be a deadly combination.

ugh i hate those movies. boys are so dumb.

I am not a performing monkey! You cannot press a button and get laid!

[SCpoloRicker]

You do realize that at the next AO day I am gonna give you a big hug. Long and squeezy.

Me too, snookums

/*insert that pic of a chick standing on her hands*
//yes that one
///just sayin'

[MantisMag]

I am not a performing monkey! You cannot press a button and get laid!

that's right. you have to know the special move. it's a long combination of buttons that need to be pressed in sequence with the correct timing. also some of the buttons randomly change. for no apparent reason the button sequence that got you the super hyper attack 256 hit combo one day, will drain your stamina and leave you defenseless while she pummels you the next time you try it. another thing to remember is that like most special moves you have to do them at the right time as doing it when the opening isn't there will also leave you the victim of a severe beating.

[Carbon]

update.

she does like me.

she stuck her tongue in my mouth.

me 1, the world 0


woot!

Aegis, i'll take a rain check on that hug!
Ricker, too little to late for you man! heh

[SCpoloRicker]

she stuck her tongue in my mouth.

[Eatem Alive]

she stuck her tongue in my mouth.

i sure hope there was something leading up to that moment, not that a random "tongue in the mouth" is bad but it could speak volumes of her.

anyway..."she shoots and scores!"

[Carbon]

lol Ricker!

this girl is wonderful all around.
we have dinner and after we lay and cuddle up to watch the Incredibles.

I tell her i wann kiss her, and she says, "whats stopping ya"

it was awesome.

[tropical_fishy]

I like this thread because it makes me remember just how dumb guys are. I was starting to think that maybe PMSing girls might be worse than guys... but... i've definitely been proven wrong.

Congrats. If she didn't slap you for "speaking and ruining the moment," she's definitely a keeper.

[Alley]

Congrats man!! We are so proud of you!! Score one for the good guys right?

[WicKeD_WaYz]

ugh i hate those movies. boys are so dumb.

I am not a performing monkey! You cannot press a button and get laid!

OK im sorry that your not like most girls. Not that its bad but cmon your on a paintball forum so your actually prolly on the cooler end of chicks.( I dont know I dont know you) But there is lots of girly girls that get into stupid romantic movies and thats a fact. And sure, your not a performing monkey, but you'de be surprised how easy it is to get laid these days. Maybe not with girls that have too much self respect, but hey self respect is over rated anyways.

[mr.mag218]

ahmen!

[tropical_fishy]

OK im sorry that your not like most girls. Not that its bad but cmon your on a paintball forum so your actually prolly on the cooler end of chicks.( I dont know I dont know you) But there is lots of girly girls that get into stupid romantic movies and thats a fact. And sure, your not a performing monkey, but you'de be surprised how easy it is to get laid these days. Maybe not with girls that have too much self respect, but hey self respect is over rated anyways.

Girls without self respect are the ones carrying STDs.

I think I just ruined your sex life. Moving on.

I'm not a paintballer (yet, as much as I'd like to be, I have to wait till college next year to start). I'm here because my boyfriend got me hooked. But I honestly think that there are girls out there that are worth working a little more for... a little more than just pressing a button and getting laid, anyway. I think he'd say the same, as he did deprive himself of other females for about three months in an attempt to attract my attention.

I hope I don't get banned for saying this. but. Messing around with girls can be a fun thing to do between getting drunk and passing out, but I hope you're not screwing around with the good ones, cuz there aren't too many.

[Jakedubbleya]

such innocence, such wuuuuuv...

:spit_take

lol congrats man.

BTW all that look nice crap is just that, crap.

Look GOOD, if it means pajama bottoms and a tight shirt w/ plad dress shirt (like in my case), or dreads and rags, or a tuxedo/uniform then wear it, its worth it. Take advantage of having a girlfriend man and find out what looks good on you. Ive had chicks tell me all the time i look hottest dirty with matted hair, girls have that wild side, even the sweet ones, you can really take advantage of it if you play it right.

Itll get you laid a lot more too in the early years (not that im condoning kiddie sex).

God stuck me with a jerk/indifferent attitude and a big frame, so i guess i use what i got. Just givin the other side of "the game", because God knows if i tried to act like some of those fruity metrosexual dudes id prolly just be steppin on my **** the whole time.

p.s.tropical fishy: The first time i got laid was SOLELY because i pressed a certain button