need help with stalker

[wad04]

yeah if she ever calls me again..... but for all she knows i moved to nebraska now.

[onedude36]

If she believes you moved to nebraska, she must be retarded.

[wad04]

ok damnit she called. this was the conversation we had.

her: is wade there?
me: hes in nebraska go away.
her: this is wade isn't it?..... are we still friends?
me: no i don't know you.
her: are you mad at me?
me: i don't know you
her: i have a staff infection
me: *click*

calls back

her: why won't you talk to me?
me: okay, first you're a freshmen, second you're retarted, third i don't like you. never call my house again.
her: *click*

i've been nice long enough

[billybob_81067]

ok damnit she called. this was the conversation we had.

me: i don't know you
her: i have a staff infection
me: *click*

i've been nice long enough

You gave her a staff infection!!!

[MadPSIence]

drop your draw's and deuce right in front of her in a park or something. she'll never bother you again

[B.A.M.]

ok damnit she called. this was the conversation we had.

her: is wade there?
me: hes in nebraska go away.
her: this is wade isn't it?..... are we still friends?
me: no i don't know you.
her: are you mad at me?
me: i don't know you
her: i have a staff infection
me: *click*

calls back

her: why won't you talk to me?
me: okay, first you're a freshmen, second you're retarted, third i don't like you. never call my house again.
her: *click*

i've been nice long enough

She's pretty quick for being a sped money and to guess that its actually you on the phone.

[personman]

haha best thread ever

[UltimatePaintballer]

she called. this was the conversation we had.

dude you freaking like her, you are holding conversations with her now!

other girls will think it is cute if you go out with a retarded girl, you might not get any from those girls but hell you aren't getting any right now either...

[wanna-b-ballin']

you could arrange a date at some popular restaurant, and tell her you have reservations. say that there is going to be a theme at the restaurant that night and that she has to dress silly.
then dont show up.
and when she calls you because she is so upset, you can play on her favorite topic, cats.
say that you forgot about the date because your cat was dieing and that you kicked it in the head so that it would go quicker. then mention in as much detail as possible about what you did to it next. be creative.


or, you could be nice and say that you dont like her and that she is annoying you.

[Target Practice]

haha best thread ever

more like worst thread ever

[SCpoloRicker]

more like worst thread ever

PUNCH HER IN THE FACE AND YELL AUTO MAGS DOT ORG

[wad04]

hahahaha thats great

[B.A.M.]

more like worst thread ever

maybe the most awsomest worst best thread ever.

PUNCH HER IN THE FACE AND YELL AUTO MAGS DOT ORG

Exactly

[Enraged Monk]

Kill her parents, put them into a blender, make them liquid, make "strawberry" shakes...

She goes home, finds no parents, cries cause no one will make her waffles for dinner...

End of story.

[wad04]

you are a sick man