A question for all you fast food workers

[i_baked_cookies]

Hey you fast food workers.

What is the absolute weirdest order you've ever got?

This question inspired by a bag full of warm americanized mexican food from Taco Bell.

[FreakBaller12]

I work at mcdonalds, I can't really think of any crazy ones of the top of my head
cheeseburger only mayo/pickle
big mac no middle bun.
alot of orders for no bun
anything extra extra extra extra onions(top and bottom filled with onions)
asking for fries no solt(3 minute wait) and then asking for salk packets
people ordering breakfast at 7pm at night.
guy asking if we sell gloves?
guy asking for twinkies

[onedude36]

i know a dude who orders burgers plain. meat and bread. i dont know why i post. kthxby

[Yudanja]

I worked at a short order deli in my father's convenience store when I was in high school. 2 weirdest orders were for:

1) Standard double burger with grilled onions and mushrooms. No big deal, except the grease. We had to ladle grease from the fry grease for him. Had it dripping from both sides of the bun and the the onions and mushrooms had tons of grease too. HE wanted it powered over the top before serving it, It was soo nasty looking.

2) Some guy wanted him burger rare. Wanted the burger to cook for about 10 seconds on each side, when we hesitated because of the potential health hazard, he complained that it was overcooked. Dad ended up serving it that rare and told him we cant do that again.

Those were to two weirdest.

[kosmo]

When I worked at Dominos, someone ordered the chicken kickers. Man, talk about crazy.

[behemoth]

I worked at a burgerking at a turnpike rest-stop.

- Truckers, foreigners, travelers.

- Offered drugs, and stolen electronics.

- Saw fights between angry truckers.

Oh, it was fun, people ordered some WEIRD ****.

- A guy asked me to deep-fry a cigarette.
-- Declined.

-A Guy asked for frozen onion rings
-- We checked, they were fully cooked, so we served em up.

- Lady asked for Extra mayo.
-- Gave it to her, and she promptly screamed "OMFG, MAYO! I ASKED FOR NO MAYO, THERES TONS ON HERE!" - We thought she was kidding, so we declined to make her another one

[Timmee]

I work at mcdonalds, I can't really think of any crazy ones of the top of my head
cheeseburger only mayo/pickle
big mac no middle bun.
alot of orders for no bun
anything extra extra extra extra onions(top and bottom filled with onions)
asking for fries no solt(3 minute wait) and then asking for salk packets
people ordering breakfast at 7pm at night.
guy asking if we sell gloves?
guy asking for twinkies

The french fry thing, I can understand. It seems that most McDonalds (and to a lesser extent, Burger King), go overboard on the amount of salt they add.

[slade]

i have a friend who works at mcdonalds. he told me about a guy that came in one time, and started talking to him about that movie or whatever about mcdonalds making people fat. and aparently that movie had something to do with heroin. he said that movie made him curious. so he went out and tried heroin.

he promptly rolled up his sleeves and showed my friend his arms, covered in track marks.

[bam wannabe]

once asked mcdonalds for the cheapest thing i can buy. turns out its a slice of cheese for like... 15 cents. im not sure on what the exact amount was, this was a while back

[Archangel Kid]

My brother worked at Mcdonald's for a little while. 30 Cheeseburgers no cheese.

[Eric Cartman]

i know a dude who orders burgers plain. meat and bread. i dont know why i post. kthxby

I do this. In reality, all I want is ketchup & cheese, but if you say that, then you get a burger with everything except ketchup & cheese. It's just easier to order it plain and then put what I want on it.

[RANT] And what the hell is the problem with pickles? I order a burger plain with "no toppings or garnishes of any kind, just the meat and the bun please" and they bring me a plain hamburger with a ing pickle on it!!!eleven! What, a pickle's not a topping or a garnish? I know lots of people like them, but you could stick me in a room with Joe Rogan, some silicone boobed hotties and put the 50,000.00 jackpot in front of me and I don't think I could choke down a pickle without blowing chunks no matter how hard I tried. And pickles are soaking wet so they contaminate everything they come in contact with.
off with the ing pickles already!!!eleventyhundred11!
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[Kevmaster]

The french fry thing, I can understand. It seems that most McDonalds (and to a lesser extent, Burger King), go overboard on the amount of salt they add.

and you get new ones when you do this. thats the real reason.

Kev

[geekwarrior]

you see everything in a mcdonalds drive through...sex in the back of a pickup, drunk girls coming throught taking there tops off, ...maybe thats just southern ca though..

weirdest order while i worked there:

2 pancakes, cheese and crunch bar(from the mcflurries) melted in the middle.
i tried this after i took this order....very good....you probably wont be able to get it...it was late at night, and i was feeling nice when i served him....mcdonalds actually has good food when you can make it yourself

[master_alexander]

one of the guys i knew and walked around newark with (NJ, bergenline avenue) and he would go to the kfc, order one of thoes snacker things, and go into mc donalds and eat it.

he would also order some taco and then go to mc donalds and order something, take it out of the bag, and eut the taco in and go say they screwed up his order... one time they guy replaced it. it was really funny.

[wanna-b-ballin']

i saw an old fart with some young asian ladys walk into the best local mexican food restaurant in town. they tried ordering fried chicken. but of course they couldn't get it. then they held up the line until it went well out past the door while they decided what they wanted. they didn't know what nachos or burritos or anything was. the menu is on the wall, wich also tells all the ingredients, and they proceded to ask what each meal consisted of. i was next in line and politely told them to hurry up or leave, so a few minutes later they left with nothing.

these people need to realize that all tex-mex meals consist of the same ingredients; just served in different ways. uug.