Your Favorite Monty Python Quote!

[Gunther_mag_user]

Enough of the Holy Grail.

I don't think anyone has mentioned one of the all-time classics...

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Sorry man, but all I've seen are the holy grail and miracle of life. I am deprived.

[Steelrat]

Sorry man, but all I've seen are the holy grail and miracle of life. I am deprived.

You mean the meaning of life? As funny as the movies are, I laughed far, far more when I watch the TV shows. If you are a fan of the movies, you owe it to yourself to rent the TV shows.

[Gunther_mag_user]

You mean the meaning of life? As funny as the movies are, I laughed far, far more when I watch the TV shows. If you are a fan of the movies, you owe it to yourself to rent the TV shows.

You got it, saw it about 2-3 years ago. I didn't know there was tv shows :O. This weekend I will have to further my monty python knowledge.

[Phantom_Mag]

The shows are hit or miss for some grail fans. I love them and own every single one on dvd. Total of 25 Python dvds .

Totally forgot about the spanish inq. Lol at the last supper. HAHA

[tribalman]

You got it, saw it about 2-3 years ago. I didn't know there was tv shows :O. This weekend I will have to further my monty python knowledge.

you need to see "the life of brian" and the tv show is called Monty Python's Flying Circus

[tae]

Python is on PBS I believe.

Some sort of special, saw it last night.

[MicroMiniMe]

I LOVE the "help help, I'm being repressed!" line. Definitely classic.

Always look on the bright side of life, guys.

"Jehova Jehova!"


Clerk:"Crucifixion?"
Condemned:"Yes."
Clerk:"Left line please.","Next!"
Clerk:"Crucifixion?"
Brian:"Actually, a trip to Bermuda."
Clerk:"Really?", "Right line please."
Brian:"Oh I was just kidding, I'm here for crucifixion."
Clerk:"Oh, in that case, left line please."


The Last Temptation of Sir Lancelot
"Spankings?"

[Tunaman]

"Did you know that a Terrier makes a Lovely Fish?
You rip off its' ears, pull off its' fur, add a simple metal pipe out the back of its head so it can breathe...and you've go your self a lovely fish"!

[Destructo6]

Life of Brian
Brian: You were raped?!?!
Mother: Well, at first...

[Jonneh]

This is an ex-parrot!

[magman007]

this parrot has ceased to exist!


how about The Bishop?

the hermits?


and i think we can all agree, Eric Idle was by far the funniest.

[TheAngryDrunkenRussian]

"King of the who?"

Can't remember the lines but the fat guy skit that eats the mint in "Meaning of life" -good one

"I'm Brian" -The life of Brian

[Lumberjack]

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.


MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.


BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Some one beat me to it!!!!

[Jackel411]

Two pages and no body hit up this one!?!?!?!?!

Mr. Creasote - Ooooooh that was delicious , I couldnt eat another bite.
Waiter - Sir, would you like a mint?
Mr. Creasote - BUGGER OFF! I SAID I COULDNT EAT ANOTHER BITE!
Waiter - But its waifare* thin.
Mr. Creosote - OH FINE!


*-Waifer spelled as it was pronounced

[Halliday]

"That rabbit's a killer."