What is your earliest memory of intense physical pain?

[Bear_Claw]

Age 5: Falling off a lader and landing head first on onto a Bed post LOL.

4 or 5 stiches to the back of my head (right were you skull ends that soft spot).

By the time i got to the hospital i had lost oo mutch blood so they stiched without freezing. I still rember the feeling of the needel.

[UnicycleMonster]

When I was birthed, the doctor handled me rather roughly. I think I bruised up a little bit. That is my earliest memory of physical pain.

[bentothejam1n]

I've never been to the hospital or been seriously hurt in my life. My brother on the other hand has had his hand ironed, the tv fell on his nose, sewing needle went through his hand, and school of recon

[tropical_fishy]

I jumped out of a tree on a dare when I was almost 5 and broke my foot/sprained my ankle. I apparently did the same thing off the back of the couch when I was 3ish, but I don't remember that.

The best one was when I was standing on a three-foot, rickety stool on the concrete floor in the basement while my daddy was teaching me how to use a drill--I was probably 6. I lost my balance and fell headfirst onto the concrete. When I woke up, he handed me some aspirin and bribed me not to tell my mother by taking me to see battleship cove in MA. There was probably ice cream involved as well. I didn't tell my mother until last summer, right before I left for college .

[UnicycleMonster]

I've never been to the hospital or been seriously hurt in my life.

Who do you think you are, Unbreakable?

[fire1811]

When I was a wee lad I was playing in the shed with all of my old mans tools, even though I had been told numerous times to stay out of there. Well to make a long story short I kneeled down to pick something up and got a 2'' roofing nail though my knee, it was buried to the head.
So I'm screaming and my dad come out of the house and checks me out.
The whack job picks up a hammer to pull the nail out. I'm can remember thinking there is no way he would do that. Holy Christ was I wrong.

[bentothejam1n]

Who do you think you are, Unbreakable?

lots and lots of milk

[billybob_81067]

When I was a wee lad I was playing in the shed with all of my old mans tools, even though I had been told numerous times to stay out of there. Well to make a long story short I kneeled down to pick something up and got a 2'' roofing nail though my knee, it was buried to the head.
So I'm screaming and my dad come out of the house and checks me out.
The whack job picks up a hammer to pull the nail out. I'm can remember thinking there is no way he would do that. Holy Christ was I wrong.

LMAO! Well... what else would you pull out a nail with? A crowbar???

[fire1811]

I don't know maybe something a little more delicate

[Evil1]

WHen I was four, I jumped on my big wheel like it was a skateboard and the wheel turned sideways and I flew over the handlebars and cracked my chin open, busted my whole upper lip open when my teeth punctured it, and cut my whole head, face, and stomach up. The tetanus shot I had to get right in my chin was the worst part though. The other one that stands out is when I was 12 and tried to bo a big jump with my bmx and landed hard and the bike flew out from under me and I had a compound fracture of my left femur. I still have an insane scar where the bone poked through.

[MoeMag]

[gimp]

hahaha, I stuck my thumb in a cigarette lighter at a dealership when I was a kid. I figured it wasn't going to be on because the car was in the showroom. You'd think I would realize when it was glowing red.

I've had some good groin injuries too. One involves a big blood blister from snowboarding with keys in my pocket, and another time I had a run in with a whip and well, we'll call it the end piece. Felt like I had to pee for a few days. Kinda like when they pull a catheter out.

[Altimas]

You know when a Pine tree Gets blown over and it uproots? Well I was sledding down a hill face first when I was about 11. I finally made it past the drive way. My neighbors had a peice of Plexiglass on their flower bed I ramped it and landed face first into the roots of that blown over pine tree. I was knocked out cold for about 5minutes. finally my brother came to check on me. I had a stick go through my mouth. (I could actually whistle out of it on the wayto the hospital) and broke my nose in about 3 different places. Though it was so cold it didnt hurt that bad. What really hurt is when they fixed my nose and pulled out about 30 foot of gauze from the packing.

[wad04]

In the 5th grade, I was running my hand along a painted wall with numerous spots where there was no paint. and holy hell a paint chip went straight into my finger nail, the paint chip went all the way to the root of my nail. Hurt like f'ing hell.
They ended up taking off my finger nail and scrape off the paint chip with a scalpel.

[cdacda13]

Back in 2000 (I was a young lad of 10 years)
I was going down a concrete alpine slide, I took a turn WAY too fast. I ended up flipping the cart, and going about 50 feet sliding on my left elbow and knee. I was around the middle of the hill so I got back on and finshed up the ride not knowing the seriosiness of the injury. By the time I got down to the base, The left arm was covered in blood and my left shin also had a lot of blood on it. I found my parents, who quickly took me to the medical center there. The "doctor" there basically poured hydrogen pyxicide in both wounds.