Dislocating my shoulder in a snowmobile accident then having to pop it back in to retrieve the sled to get back home. That is the one that I recall that hurt the worst.
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Slamming a door shut and ripping my big toe nail off."Don't stoned i'm shoot" -someoneiforgetComment
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Last year... I had to watch STEEL MAGNOLIAS with my grandma. Nuff said...Comment
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My girlfriend stuck her finger into an opened soup can when she was little. Imagine like the top of a McDonalds drink but with metal, or the thing in Saw 2, but with your finger. Sliced off a bunch of it, and to this day (she's 20) her finger is still smaller than her other ones.
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Boy do I have a list for you
1. At about 9 months my older sister dropped me down the stairs. Not wanting to be out done I proceeded to crawl head first twice after that in about a year
2. At about 5 I knocked my cousin out of the way of a rolling grain bin. (about 10 foot tall and 30 foot long.) It rolled over me but other than being a really skinny person I was ok.
3. In the space of 2 years I've had 3 nails go entirely through my foot in various places.
4. Dislocated my knee at 9ish popped it back in myself and never knew what was wrong for years Its still hurts every once in a while though. been 9 years since
5. Been stung an un-numberable many of times. Greatest thing in the world is to go out with a split 2X4 and play baseball with wasps. or golf bees off clover.
6. Had a bruise from my ankle to my armpit from a piece of rebar, it was for scafilding and it got pressed between the tailgate and the wall we were painting, bent in a u when the trucj was backed up and swack. That hurt
7. knocked out twice from playing football
8. had both my palms completely ripped off by barbwire, my cousin too. We were putting up a fence and me and Colin were holding the wire when his dad decided to move the truck. Which had the spinner in it. that hurt too.
9. Oh and I've been hit twice with a baseball bat.
10. I could go on for a long time geez I'm kinda stupid must be the falls early on.
I don't remember any of the pain I know it hurt and in the case of my knee I get reminded every so often.
And don't think I'm a clutz between me and my cousin I'm like an angel. Hes had a couple of thousand stitches and broken bones. He has walk staight down a path and fell on a stake and sliced both legs to the bone, from mid thigh down to his knees.Comment
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about 50 ft up in a tree extending over budys house...branch broke fell to ground having branch caught in between my legs...hurt the nads bad that day...Comment
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4th of July...
dressed in my cub scout uniform, really excited to be a member of the color guard in my town's parade. Ran from upstairs and happily leaped from the third step....
cracked my head HARD on the door sill and landed on my rear HARD on the floor.
By the way, I LOVE these kinds of threads... you folks are experts at writing about life's little mishaps!Comment
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first expirence of pain my older brother taped me into a cardboard box and puch me down a staircase when I was 4 (Mom got him back with a Wooden paddle). But other painful moments are:
When I was in the Corps I was checking the chamber of a M-16 (which you slide the bolt carrier back and lock in place and shove you pinky in the chamber) I hit the bolt catch on the other side chambering my pinky in the weapon.
Also when I was in Boot camp I volenteered for "softening blows" for Hand to Hand training. First spot to hit in a fight is someone's nuts. little did I know I had laces from Drill Instructor's combat boot become a perament member of my butt.
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Originally posted by ScatterPlot
wow...that must have been painful for you
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When I was three I was in a head-on car wreck going to preschool in my grandfather's Mercedes Roadster. It was made before shoulder belts, so when we hit my forehead went right into the dashboard. I had fifty something stitches from one eyebrow to the other.Comment
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Thanks for sharing... Dump her.Originally posted by ScatterPlotComment
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The First:
When I was 3 I fell down running out to recess at pre-school and took all the skin of my knee.
The Worst:
When I was 10 or so I fell backwards against our wood stove and had to use my arm and hand to push myself off of it.
The Most Annyoing:
Last summer when I accidentally took a weed-whacker through a buttload of poison ivy.Comment
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I think most of my painful experiences have been self-inflicted.
1) I tried to intentionally break both of my shins on a metal bar. I failed. Damn milk.
2) Many things wen't wrong with this one. First I was picking akee, it's a jamacian fruit that tastes like scrambled eggs and happens to contain lethal doses of potassium cyanide when not ripe (kills in 2-3 seconds). Second the box that I was standing on happened to be the largest nest of fire ants I have ever seen. Third, the most direct route off of the box and toward the house was blocked by a 7 foot tall cactus. So, here's what happened. I dropped an akee, intentionally, because it wasn't ripe and I was rightfully afraid of it, the akee landed on the box and pissed off the fire ants, they came out and started stinging me, I immediately turned and ran, straight into the cactus. Later that day we had a delcious meal of akee (it won't kill you once it's ripe).
3) I ran over my own finger with a skateboard, not breaking anything.
4) I ran over my own toe with a skateboard, breaking it.
5) Three days later a truck ran over my toe, further breaking it. I did not seek medical help.Comment
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Going down the stairs in a laundry hamper when I was 6, and breaking both the bones in my lower left arm. For some reason, I thought it'd be like sledding
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when i was 8 i was snowboarding(first year) and i was showing off for a few freinds when i went over a jump which was way beyond me at that time. tore my thumb off. broke the bone clean in half and was hanging by a peice of skin. prya not the most painfull cuz i was in so much shock.
also doing 50 on a pocket rocket and hitting a curb
eee yah..nuff said.
last time i had severe pain. was last year when i jumped off the tower and snapped the 2 bones in my leg.Comment
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