Whats the worst job you ever had.

[RavishingEddie]

Since everyone has cool jobs I figure it would be cooler to see who had the OOKiest job or has the OOKiest job. Ok I will go first.


When I was 16 I had to chase chickens from my grandpas farm. When I did catch them I would stick my finger inside their beaks and place some sort of pellet
One time the king chicken attacked me when I tried to grab it and it kicked me numerous times in the face. My grandpa had to run and get it off of me.



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[Lohman446]

You got your butt kicked by a chicken? And are publically admitting it?

[Grey Goose]

Workin' for free in the penitentiary.

I seriously doubt anyone can beat that.

[Piranti]

The worst job, I think I may have everyone topped. While serving time I worked in the Dairy, one of the worst parts of that was artificially inseminating the cows. If you know how this is done you know it could very well be one of the worst jobs there is, and I am not going to explain how it is done as it is rather graphic.

[MisterBones25]

one summer i worked for the youth conservation corps at j.n. ding darling national wildlife refuge. got minimum wage to do stuff the other maintenance workers didnt want to do. dug ditches, pulled mangrove brances out of mosquito infested ditches, and my favorite, cleared large patches of poison ivy by hand.

[Grey Goose]

The worst job, I think I may have everyone topped. While serving time I worked in the Dairy, one of the worst parts of that was artificially inseminating the cows. If you know how this is done you know it could very well be one of the worst jobs there is, and I am not going to explain how it is done as it is rather graphic.

Yep, ranks right up there w/ cleaning smegma. Sounds like we both did work on state farms.

[Chronobreak]

uhm....friendly corner

[topazpaintball]

LIfeguarding at an outdoor pool overshadowed by trees. In the late summer, the centipedes spawn in the trees and I unstick the filter buckets by hand, dredging centipedes up by the pound.

[dahoeb]

i was a cashier/bagger at a your local jewel osco grocery store while i was in highschool.
the job itself wasn't that bad; it was the customers! some of the stupid crap they would flip out over was insane! example: the typing on the receipt not being dark enough !

it was seriously next to impossible to please some of those customers; i couldve drove them home and unpacked their groceries for them and they'd complain it wasn't fast enough and i didn't smile the whole time while i did it. not worth the $70-110 i made a week.
that job literally drove me into the Marines, and believe it or not, i'm MUCH happier.

[CoolHand]

Hog farmer.

110 deg F Missouri heat, tin roofed hog houses, foot deep sludge, you do the math.

Oh yes, it sucked.

[REDRT]

Hog farmer.

110 deg F Missouri heat, tin roofed hog houses, foot deep sludge, you do the math.

Oh yes, it sucked.

Done it normally with a wicked hang over here in Wisconsin.

Being a squad leader of a merry band of misfits while incarcerated in Marine Corps CCU wasn't a picnic.

[glickstue]

President of a college paintball club.

[AlphaPaintballRef2]

Summer maintenence temp at an all girls college. Yes, it looks like it would be awesome at first (but it turned out to be Dyke U...so it wasn't even pleasing to the eyes), but when I had to clean those dorm rooms and bathrooms you wouldn't BELIEVE the naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasty stuff I saw and had to pick up. We all know that some dorms have some nasty stuff, hey its college, but this was way beyond the line of nasty I've ever seen before. I'll let your minds wander and figure out what it was...because I'm getting sick just thinking about it.
Man, that summer sucked...only thing I got out of that (other than money) was to stay in school...

[BigEvil]

You got your butt kicked by a chicken? And are publically admitting it?

[SCpoloRicker]

uhm....friendly corner

Sounds familiar somehow..