Whats the worst job you ever had.

[RavishingEddie]

You got your butt kicked by a chicken? And are publically admitting it?

Ease up Waldo, no reason to get all puffed up over the net. Cool your jets before you post. Army

I know I should of posted in the friendly corner, but I wanted to know what everyones opinion was. I love AO'rs

[bofh]

in before the balletion.

[SCpoloRicker]

in before the balletion.

Mark and Dave have been slow on filter avoidance lately...

/don't hurt me guys

[Lohman446]

I'd watch the tough talk if I had gotten beaten up by a chicken.

/Just sayin

[punkncat]

You got your butt kicked by a chicken? And are publically admitting it?

Well I don't know about a chicken....but I can tell you that a rooster will make you think twice about getting too close. In addition to pecking the heck out of you, they have spurs on the inside of each leg that they will poke you with and do some real damage. Combined with speed and ability to fly its not something you would ever want to experiance.

[RavishingEddie]

Well I don't know about a chicken....but I can tell you that a rooster will make you think twice about getting too close. In addition to pecking the heck out of you, they have spurs on the inside of each leg that they will poke you with and do some real damage. Combined with speed and ability to fly its not something you would ever want to experiance.

Yeah thats what it was it was a Rooster, and no I didn't get beat up. I tripped over a rock which was the reason I did not have time to perform my ninjinsu moves to it.
You ever see any Charles Bronson movies? He always got beat up, but had a big gun that saved him all the time. If I had an Automag that chicken would of learned a thing or to. I promise you that.

[REDRT]

When animals attack REDRT

The occasional house cat attack. I hate them and they know it. I have taken a few strays out of the picture for good.

I once inadvertantly cornered a badger. Before it attacked I backed down. Smart move REDRT.

A rattlesnake once didn't care for me nor I if it. 12 gauge ended it's day

Back in high school a girlfriends dad raised some animals. Elk, deer, and one mountain lion. I helped feed the mountain lion a few times. Just playing that cat kicked my butt. Amazing how strong they are! Had it not been playing I'd been in trouble.

I never have been attacked by any chickens or a rooster, but I have had geese and turkey attack. They died shortly there after of various unnatural causes.

Attacked by holsteins in heat a few times. Not much you can do but get out of the way.
Same goes for a bull. Stupid Italians!

Attacked by a former girlfriends colt. Damn thing was stomping and kicking at me like some wild mustang. She was screaming for me to get away, but I couldn't the colt was a little too quick for me to jump two fences. So I did the only thing I could an upper cut to it's nose. Leveled the colt and gave it a bloody nose. It wasn't so stupid there after.

Attacked by dogs. So far I believe I got the short end of the stick with them. Age 3 I had my right ear ripped totally off. Not much I could've done. Young teen a different dog tore my right hand all to hell. That dog was put down. My two labs know when they have crossed the line for whatever reason. Sometimes I wish humans were that intelligent.

I even once had a run in with a whitetail deer, literally. This doe was startled by another hunter and ran over the ridge I was walking up and she run me over. We both tumbled to the bottom of this hill. both the deer and I were a tad stunned to say the least.

I think that is it for animals attacking me.

[REDRT]

Yeah thats what it was it was a Rooster, and no I didn't get beat up. I tripped over a rock which was the reason I did not have time to perform my ninjinsu moves to it.
You ever see any Charles Bronson movies? He always got beat up, but had a big gun that saved him all the time. If I had an Automag that chicken would of learned a thing or to. I promise you that.

With Charles Bronson referance maybe a Wildey would be in order? Clint Eastwood/Sudden Impact the automag would come into play.

Never tell the chicken story to any girlfriend or a wife if you don't want to be "hen pecked" LOL.

[Recon by Fire]

I worked at a Popeyes Chicken for about 4 hours one day as a teen, then retired from the chicken industry. LOL

[SR_matt]

paintball ref. it wa fun for the first year and a half, the the most evil lady took over and made it living hell

or maybe picking blackberries for this old guy and only getting 1.50 per gallon
-matt

[Army]

Mark and Dave have been slow on filter avoidance lately...

/don't hurt me guys

yeah yeah yeah. Hey, I DO have a real job too ya know!!

[going_home]

Roosters

You got your butt kicked by a chicken? And are publically admitting it?

Ok you have never heard of cock fighting ?
The roosters have spurs on their legs and they can seriously defend themselves guy.
You dont want to get a game rooster mad at you, they are dangerious.
They will usually run but if attacked, watch out. And obviously he was attacking them.

[going_home]

Milking bulls

The worst job, I think I may have everyone topped. While serving time I worked in the Dairy, one of the worst parts of that was artificially inseminating the cows. If you know how this is done you know it could very well be one of the worst jobs there is, and I am not going to explain how it is done as it is rather graphic.

A guy at the gymn was telling us he worked collecting the "stuff" from the bulls
used to inseminate the cows.
I dont know which is worse, milking bulls, or sticking one arm all the way inside a cow.

Those breeders make some rediculious money but its a disgusting job none the less.

[Bear_Claw]

Cleaning transit and highway buses for $10/hr.

This was a full time job while i was still in college LOL. Id go to school and finish at 3:00pm go home shower eat then head to work for 7:00pm and work straight to 7:00 AM and then go to school. did that three times a week for a month till i was permoted to the job i had applied for Diesel mehcanic witch is what i was in school for.

Basically their was 88 transit buses to clean every night pluse all the chartered higway buses. Team of 5 people:
1 person fuels and checks all the levels and drives buses (my perfered job witch i did 99% of the time because no one else liked it cause it was COLD out side your unprotected from the weather and constantly getting splashed with Diesel)
2 people sweep and mop floors and wipe of drivers area
2 people pre soak and pre wash the exterior of the bus as well as clean toilets and empty the wast tanks for the toilets on the highway buses. (most disgusting job i have ever done.)

Instructions i was given for eptying the waste Tanks. "Have bus lined up to mark on wall when driven in. Then remove steel cover on floor for wast catcher. Open wast tank hatch and fill with hot water. Then pull release and run incase driver missed the line or youl have the stuff on you shoes Oh and dont breath the smell is rather STRONG. Once tank is dumped you repete three times and finish by closeing the valve filling to half way with water and adding the blue poder stuff."

[Lohman446]

Ok you have never heard of cock fighting ?
The roosters have spurs on their legs and they can seriously defend themselves guy.
You dont want to get a game rooster mad at you, they are dangerious.
They will usually run but if attacked, watch out. And obviously he was attacking them.

They have long necks. You have opposable thumbs and outweight them by like 20 times. You have a functional brain (I assume).

/Just sayin...