Pick up lines

[Kyle.Kimber]

I'm lookin to pick up some chicks.

Need pick up lines.

[grEnAlEins]

Nice shoes... (if you know the rest then you know why I stopped there )

Sorry to poke fun, but I am not a big advocate of the pick-up line. A bit of advice if you must use one though... wear a nut-cup

[behemoth]

So, you're a sexologist who needs help with pickup lines?

Again, your thread is full of lose and fail.

I suggest you just leave, before you're voted off the island.

[BeaverEater]

pick up lines almost never work, just strike up a convo with the girl

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leykis_101

...Live it, you'll get laid.

[jenarelJAM]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leykis_101

...Live it, you'll get laid.

/But really, I hate guys like that...

[Kloki1971]

Seriously pickup lines do not work. The best method for our sexologist is to find someone who is interested in you and who you are also interested in. If you go to a bar survey the landscape. Watch for awhile. If you watch what girls are doing you will be able to tell who is looking to meet someone and who is not. If you approach someone that is not looking to meet someone they will take your drinks all night long and give you a bogus phone number (thanks sucker!). Watch the women first, see who is "fishing" for guys. It's pretty easy to determine. The girsl who are looking to meet someone, are looking around at guys. Let's face it, they (women) are human too and are looking to meet guys when they want to. If you see a girl that's "fishing" focus on them. They're your target. Then try to catch their eye. If they look right through you, you're out of luck. If they look at you, it's an open invitiation. Then don't use a line, just walk up and start a conversation. Girls are just as nervous as you are so don't feel like it's just you. Lastly, know your limitations. If you are a 3 out of 10, don't try for a 10. It's just not gonna happen.

[Altimas]

I donno...

The whole "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I sure can see myself in your pants." Line seemed to work for me... But I married a Nymphomaniac,,,

[grEnAlEins]

I donno...

The whole "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I sure can see myself in your pants." Line seemed to work for me... But I married a Nymphomaniac,,,

[Lohman446]

I donno...

The whole "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I sure can see myself in your pants." Line seemed to work for me... But I married a Nymphomaniac,,,

Lately "hi" has seemed to work well

/Same reason, well not married

[Pneumagger]

I'd say this worked well over 50% of the time for me.

I always found the best way to pickup girls back in HS when I partied was to just chill. Grab a beer and plop down on the couch in a room full of freinds and look good. Don't even show that your interested or all that eager to mingle with ladies. When you get up for another beer, just say something polite, "I'm grabbing another drink, anyone want one." No need to act like a macho guy, run around and be crazy.

Also, it never hurts to let them catch you looking in their direction. Don't be all stalkerish though and stare. This is 800 times more effective, if a girl starts the convo with you... that means all you have to is not screw up and you win. Women are kinda like AO... they don't want it if they know they can get it. Act like you could have interest but your not gonna go up and say anything.

It's kinda like fishing off the dock... just wait, they'll be coming. Curiosity killed the Cat ya know ... or at least got it in bed with you.

/I am not advocating sleeping with cats
//Jon Lim, quit reading my posts -

[geekwarrior]

I always found the best way to pickup girls back in HS when I partied was to just chill. Grab a beer and plop down on the couch in a room full of freinds and look good. Don't even show that your interested or all that eager to mingle with ladies. When you get up for another beer, just say something polite, "I'm grabbing another drink, anyone want one." No need to act like a macho guy, run around and be crazy.

Also, it never hurts to let them catch you looking in their direction. Don't be all stalkerish though and stare. This is 800 times more effective, if a girl starts the convo with you... that means all you have to is not screw up and you win. Women are kinda like AO... they don't want it if they know they can get it. Act like you could have interest but your not gonna go up and say anything.

It's kinda like fishing off the dock... just wait, they'll be coming. Curiosity killed the Cat ya know ... or at least got it in bed with you.

/I am not advocating sleeping with cats
//Jon Lim, quit reading my posts -

or you could walk up, grab her butt and say "is this seat taken?"

[Lohman446]

I sent flowers today because her computer went down and she was in a bad mood

Friday, when I see her next, I'll cook steak florentino and shrimp scampi

Bet it works

[Pneumagger]

or you could walk up, grab her butt and say "is this seat taken?"

That works sometimes. It all depends who your target is. Some girls are like... most aren't. Then again... those some girls are infinately awesomer.

That's more of a sex raid. You know the target, and you execute. One target - one shot. The chill method is a bit lengthier and if you don't hit the target... who knows, maybe another girl swings by.

All I got to say is girls are messed up in the head. Their sadistic in the sense that they want it, they know we want it, and just doing it is for the best. But they never do it as much as they should.

/srsly.. Jon, PM me

[Pneumagger]

I sent flowers today because her computer went down and she was in a bad mood

Friday, when I see her next, I'll cook steak florentino and shrimp scampi

Bet it works

Unless your lacing the food with roofies... I'll take that bet.