Pick up lines

[skife]

pickup lines have worked for me before, but you can't be serious with them, you have to make sure its really really corny and get them to laugh.
has worked in the past.

[don miguel]

did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

[rkjunior303]

Did you get tickets? *flexes* To the GUN show!!!

[FA22RaptorF22]

did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Hah, thats just as bad as...

"Excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[Crighton]

I usually just let her catch me checking her out lightly, lock eyes and smile. She'll either smile back inviting further pursuit or give you the old evil eye in which case switch to your alternate designated targets.

[sk8dood]

Hah, thats just as bad as...

"Excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

I think I laughed so hard I peed myself a little bit

[Eagle]

Damn! And I thought I was good looking!
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
When does your centerfold come out?
would you ever have sex with a complete stranger? well let me introduce myself.
Kissing is the language of love, so how about a conversation?
I thought there were only seven Wonders of the World.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
I seemed to have lost my way; would you mind taking me with you?

[Kyle.Kimber]

So, you're a sexologist who needs help with pickup lines?

Again, your thread is full of lose and fail.

I suggest you just leave, before you're voted off the island.

Okay, I'm gonna squash this right now. The whole lose and fail thing is kinda petty. Don't be a little B**** because you are behind a keyboard.

Oh yeah, pick up lines aren't my forte, I just like the dry humping.

[spike_ball999]

I despise using pick up lines, but I still think they're funny. This one comes to mind...


"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'm going to make your bed rock!"

[Glickman]

my personal favorite i learned from RIT (the national institute for the deaf). Im not deaf, but it certainly helps to learn some ASL because you never know



roughly translate to:
"Nice Shoes, Want Sex?"

[grEnAlEins]

roughly translate to:
"Nice Shoes, Want Sex?"

/\ That's my favorite one. I made reference to it above, but I don't think anyone caught it...

[thecavemankevin]

earn some ASL

Age Sex Location?
[/sarcasm]

i like the chloroform one

[Altimas]

[zipity_Bop]

i have the dictionary printed on my **** can i put some words in your mouth...
or......
come have a drink with me or I'll kill your dog...(70% of the time it work's all the time)

[Papa_Smurf]

my cock just died...can i bury it in your ***?