Vibrator M.I.A. LOL

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  • Carbon
    Word!
    • Jan 2003
    • 1589

    #1

    Vibrator M.I.A. LOL

    My friends roomate was hired to house sit for a family... and lost her vibrator in their house

    Apparently she left it on the floor by their bed (ewww I know) ... and when she woke up and realized the dogs stole it. She looked everywhere and couldn't find it.

    When she went back to the house to get paid.... the mom brought her aside and was like "I just wanted to let you know that you left something here". And the girl was like "yeah....... I know..... I'm really sorry about that and i'm really embarassed".

    And the lady was like "oh don't worry! it's totally cool... I have two of them!!!!! I know how expensive they are, so I wanted to make sure I returned it to you. The dogs thought it was a toy for them"


    Then she proceeds to hand her a Christmas bag with her vibrator wrapped up in tissue paper.

    LOL...

    ...ever in the continual search of time dilation.

    Emag 4.0 "I love the way you turn me on"
  • gimp
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 2368

    #2
    That is by far the best story I've heard on this message board.

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    • behemoth
      SVSTC?
      • Nov 2002
      • 7750

      #3
      Not bad, but poorly executed with the


      "LOL....."


      Try again.

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      • B.A.M.
        Operation Ivy
        • Jan 2004
        • 1468

        #4
        I would have double bagged it.
        Good story
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        • pbzmag
          Registered User
          • Feb 2002
          • 1468

          #5
          She used the wrong type of wrapping.

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          • maxama10
            Take off every zig!
            • Sep 2004
            • 1497

            #6
            Please tell me she's hott.

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            • Dubstar112
              Dubstar111x
              • Feb 2001
              • 2321

              #7
              Wheres That Damn This Thread Is Useless Wihtout Pictures Picture!
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              • NotKai
                Registered User
                • Oct 2006
                • 140

                #8
                Lol

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                • grEnAlEins
                  dazed and confused
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 2864

                  #9
                  Buah-HAHAHAHAHA!
                  bless, support, and never forget the troops
                  God bless my cousin: Cprl. Peter J. Giannopoulos K.I.A. 11/11/04 in Latifiyah, Babil Provence, Iraq.

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                  • tbizzle0
                    Registered User
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 92

                    #10
                    pretty good story, at least the lady wasn't a stiff

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                    • grEnAlEins
                      dazed and confused
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 2864

                      #11
                      Originally posted by tbizzle0
                      stiff
                      bless, support, and never forget the troops
                      God bless my cousin: Cprl. Peter J. Giannopoulos K.I.A. 11/11/04 in Latifiyah, Babil Provence, Iraq.

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                      • mclaggan123
                        Registered User
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 315

                        #12
                        do you think she gave it a trial run before she gave it back?

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                        • BD_Paintball
                          UW-Whitewater Paintball
                          • May 2003
                          • 2268

                          #13
                          thats funny, now all me need is pics
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                          my feedback

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                          • GoldEagle
                            Skirmisher
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 27

                            #14
                            Haha, great stuff. I thought the lady would've flipped!

                            Pics?

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                            • BigEvil
                              www.BigEvilOnline.com

                              • Feb 2005
                              • 9333

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BD_Paintball
                              thats funny, now all me need is pics
                              Pics and phone numbers ....

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