My friends roomate was hired to house sit for a family... and lost her vibrator in their house
Apparently she left it on the floor by their bed (ewww I know) ... and when she woke up and realized the dogs stole it. She looked everywhere and couldn't find it.
When she went back to the house to get paid.... the mom brought her aside and was like "I just wanted to let you know that you left something here". And the girl was like "yeah....... I know..... I'm really sorry about that and i'm really embarassed".
And the lady was like "oh don't worry! it's totally cool... I have two of them!!!!! I know how expensive they are, so I wanted to make sure I returned it to you. The dogs thought it was a toy for them"
Then she proceeds to hand her a Christmas bag with her vibrator wrapped up in tissue paper.
LOL...
Apparently she left it on the floor by their bed (ewww I know) ... and when she woke up and realized the dogs stole it. She looked everywhere and couldn't find it.
When she went back to the house to get paid.... the mom brought her aside and was like "I just wanted to let you know that you left something here". And the girl was like "yeah....... I know..... I'm really sorry about that and i'm really embarassed".
And the lady was like "oh don't worry! it's totally cool... I have two of them!!!!! I know how expensive they are, so I wanted to make sure I returned it to you. The dogs thought it was a toy for them"
Then she proceeds to hand her a Christmas bag with her vibrator wrapped up in tissue paper.
LOL...





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