Strip Club Etiquette

[Glickman]

Is there any?

Going with 6 friends.
We are all obnoxious.

[Lohman446]

A) Don't touch, regardless
B) Watch your language - and your comments made to the girls

Been almost kicked out of Hooters... would not do good in a strip club

Was asking her to name a price to bring that hoola hoop to my bed really that bad of a thing to do?

[Sammy Sandbag]

No sitting next to the stage unless you got money in hand ready to tip.

[Glickman]

No sitting next to the stage unless you got money in hand ready to tip.

well heres how we figure it:

Admission = $15
2 Drinks = At most $10
Lap dance each = $15

[Madmarx]

well heres how we figure it:

Admission = $15
2 Drinks = At most $10
Lap dance each = $15

Looks like you only plan on staying for about an hour?

[Lohman446]

well heres how we figure it:

Admission = $15
2 Drinks = At most $10
Lap dance each = $15

I think you are low on the price of drinks... way low if thats for both of them

[Glickman]

I think you are low on the price of drinks... way low if thats for both of them

really? they arent mixed drinks cause this is an 18 friendly one.

you think they really are more than 5 a piece?

[Lohman446]

really? they arent mixed drinks cause this is an 18 friendly one.

you think they really are more than 5 a piece?

I don't know to tell you the truth, but seeing how they get $7 a beer at a ball game...

Like I said, far far too impulsive of a person to have visiting a strip club come out well...

[Madmarx]

Nah, cokes should only be between 3 and 4 each.
Even beers should be under 5 each.

[Skoad]

depending on the place, don't bust out your cell phone. Bouncers don't take well to camera phones.

[rkjunior303]

go to montreal and you can grab boobies.

[BigEvil]

Bring lots and lots of COLD HARD CASH and you can do what ever the hell you want.

[geekwarrior]

you guys have to pay to look at girls? losers.

[gimp]

Don't bring any bills bigger than a 1 because you might accidentally stick it in a strippers underwear. It's usually a big cover, or expensive drinks. Sitting at the stage takes your money really quick. Be polite. If you don't want a lap dance from a stripper then be nice about it and hope you don't get thrown out. Just be smart and don't touch. Some places are a little lax about it (usually the sleazy ones), but it's smart to play it safe. Don't puke on a stripper while getting a lap dance. It costs more money. Tell the strippers that one of you is having a bachelor party if you want to have some fun.

If your going home to a wife/girlfriend then bring a change of clothes. The stripper perfume is pretty obvious.

That's all the advice I can think of off the top of my head. Strip clubs are fun because girls are naked and you don't have to respect them (or pretend to) at all.

[SCpoloRicker]

"I'll have your most expensive bottle of champagne!!"