Strip Club Etiquette

[Glickman]

go to montreal and you can grab boobies.

working on it, been trying to drag some kids from my college for a weekend

[gibby]

If a stripper asks if you want to buy her a drink...do it. More than likely, she'll appreciate it and offer to give you a lap dance. And a GOOD lap dance she will give you. And if you seem harmless enough, she won't mind you touching her thighes her if you ask nicely.

Just be polite and don't be so hungry...the dancers will be more than willing to be friendly with you.

[Army]

Don't Bogart your buddy's lapdance!! Pay for your own already!

Also, if stage-side, don't ogle on anothers dollar. If she looks at you, toss her a buck...or a five if she's really good.

Be polite. Bouncers look forward to tossing obnoxious, loud, and rude guys out.

Ohhhhhh yeeeaaaaahhhh.....be EXTRA CAREFUL in the restrooms, eeewwwwwwww

[pbzmag]

And if you seem harmless enough, she won't mind you touching her thighes her if you ask nicely.

All that depends on the girl. Don't let that be the first thing you ask though. Strike up a conversation and she will decide how far she will let you go. The girl at the the last club I went to told me that I could grab her anywhere just as long the bouncer did not see it. Only went for the thighs and arse. Her arse was just like Vida Guerra's! I wasn't planning on going to a strip club but found out that a HBO G-String diva was visiting the west coast. Left the place with an autograph and a polariod with her!

[tbizzle0]

well heres how we figure it:

Admission = $15
2 Drinks = At most $10
Lap dance each = $15

wow that sucks. the main club here in sac has free drinks (built into the $15 admission).

as for rules......dont touch, lol.

and when the nasty stripper comes over and sits in your lap, trying to get a dance out of you, this is what you say.

"umm, yeah we're just here to watch the game"

[Dubstar112]

Errrr.... Well, if you go to canada dont drink large quantities of beer, absinthe and beer..... take a 20 minute cab ride. Dont sit at the stage tell your buddy you'll be right back and then proceed to walk aimlessly around looking for the bathroom and in your drunkeness try to walk into the back rooms. cause i did and i got kicked out.

Basically come prepared. Bring extra cash I would walk in with no less than 100 bucks after admission and not including money if you could drink but depending on how long you plan to stay matters too..

[spike_ball999]

"Keep your hands off the girl cow"

Now if you can tell me what that's from, you win a cookie.

[arsonpaintball06]

Adam Sandler song

[Thordic]

$15 lapdances? Are you going to a strip club in the ghetto?

[rkjunior303]

$30-35 shoudl be normal.

[tech-chan]

Dont touch anything.

[Carbon]

"I'll have your most expensive bottle of champagne!!"

BAHAHAHAH i was thinking the same thing!

[robnix]

Is there any?

Going with 6 friends.
We are all obnoxious.

Bring lots of cash, don't take the chance of going to a club that has an ATM with "Club Cash".

Tip if you don't buy lapdances. Bogarting the nakedness is rude, especially if you're at the main stage.

The bouncers are pros and have dealt with worse than you, so behave appropriately for the club.

I say appropriately, because different areas and clubs have different rules for touching or not, learn what they are fast.

Don't buy "Ladies Drinks".

DRESS NICELY. Wear slacks or some other smooth fabric. Jeans are rough on soft skin...Better clothes will get you better service.

Compare lapdance quotes with your buddies, the girls will change the price depending on the customer at some clubs.

Shorts and sweats define you as a pervert.

[PyRo]

Cover is usually about $15 here although some places don't have one. Drinks are about $8 a piece. Dances are $40 on up for a reasonably attractive girl.

Not cheap.

[FactsOfLife]

go to montreal and you can grab boobies.

I heard the moose there didn't appreciate that...