This year at school, I was randomly paired with a kid as a roomate in my apartment building. (I had a house lined up with friends but things went sour)
He refuses to even carry on a conversation longer than two sentences with me. Lord knows I've tried.
I shop for myself, cook for myself, and clean the apartment. Store all my refridgerated goods in the refridgerator and all my dry goods in the cupboard. He brought his own fridge for his room and stores everything in there. The only thing he uses in the common area is the freezer. We never made any kind of foodsharing agreement.
Today I found out he's been stealing my peanut butter...
I had two jars, one full, (unopened) and one almost empty. I go to make a sandwich tonight and the unopened jar is opened and half gone, the almost empty jar is untouched and still there.
I have not eaten peanut butter since I purchased the second jar.
So tonight I made my sandwich, brought the almost empty jar into my room for the next sandwich I make, and thought.
I then opened up the half empty jar, pissed in it, mixed it up, and put it back. You can't smell it, can't see it, and so far it hasn't settled to the top.
But I know it's there.
Am I wrong AO?
He refuses to even carry on a conversation longer than two sentences with me. Lord knows I've tried.
I shop for myself, cook for myself, and clean the apartment. Store all my refridgerated goods in the refridgerator and all my dry goods in the cupboard. He brought his own fridge for his room and stores everything in there. The only thing he uses in the common area is the freezer. We never made any kind of foodsharing agreement.
Today I found out he's been stealing my peanut butter...
I had two jars, one full, (unopened) and one almost empty. I go to make a sandwich tonight and the unopened jar is opened and half gone, the almost empty jar is untouched and still there.
I have not eaten peanut butter since I purchased the second jar.
So tonight I made my sandwich, brought the almost empty jar into my room for the next sandwich I make, and thought.
I then opened up the half empty jar, pissed in it, mixed it up, and put it back. You can't smell it, can't see it, and so far it hasn't settled to the top.
But I know it's there.
Am I wrong AO?

Now that would be hilarious!


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