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  • neppo1345
    I Will Eat Your Children..
    • Oct 2005
    • 1913

    #1

    A moral issue.

    This year at school, I was randomly paired with a kid as a roomate in my apartment building. (I had a house lined up with friends but things went sour)

    He refuses to even carry on a conversation longer than two sentences with me. Lord knows I've tried.

    I shop for myself, cook for myself, and clean the apartment. Store all my refridgerated goods in the refridgerator and all my dry goods in the cupboard. He brought his own fridge for his room and stores everything in there. The only thing he uses in the common area is the freezer. We never made any kind of foodsharing agreement.



    Today I found out he's been stealing my peanut butter...

    I had two jars, one full, (unopened) and one almost empty. I go to make a sandwich tonight and the unopened jar is opened and half gone, the almost empty jar is untouched and still there.

    I have not eaten peanut butter since I purchased the second jar.

    So tonight I made my sandwich, brought the almost empty jar into my room for the next sandwich I make, and thought.

    I then opened up the half empty jar, pissed in it, mixed it up, and put it back. You can't smell it, can't see it, and so far it hasn't settled to the top.

    But I know it's there.


    Am I wrong AO?
  • Tunaman
    Specialized AGD Tech

    • Dec 2000
    • 8643

    #2
    no. You did the right thing. Except after he eats it, then tell him. Then shove the jar down his throat and tell him that if he ever touches your stuff without asking again there will be hell to pay...or worse.
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    • Eagle
      The hand of vengence
      • May 2001
      • 950

      #3
      gotta agree with Tuna here. Just try not to forget yourself
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      • grEnAlEins
        dazed and confused
        • Jul 2002
        • 2864

        #4
        Originally posted by Eagle
        Just try not to forget yourself
        Now that would be hilarious!

        I say go for it neppo, I would even go so far as to make a sandwich for him. Be sure to do it with a smile on your face
        bless, support, and never forget the troops
        God bless my cousin: Cprl. Peter J. Giannopoulos K.I.A. 11/11/04 in Latifiyah, Babil Provence, Iraq.

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        • bentothejam1n
          Support our troops
          • Oct 2005
          • 1428

          #5
          go for it

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          • neppo1345
            I Will Eat Your Children..
            • Oct 2005
            • 1913

            #6
            Originally posted by grEnAlEins
            Now that would be hilarious!

            I say go for it neppo, I would even go so far as to make a sandwich for him. Be sure to do it with a smile on your face
            Oh, I already did it about an hour ago (before the post was made).

            This was more of a "should I feel bad?"

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            • bentothejam1n
              Support our troops
              • Oct 2005
              • 1428

              #7
              Originally posted by neppo1345
              Oh, I already did it about an hour ago (before the post was made).

              This was more of a "should I feel bad?"
              hah for like the past five parties ive been at i think ive peed in the same girls drink like five times. she still doesnt know it was me. The way i justify it to myself is "if that person was stranded without water they would have to drink their own pee". so in a way im just preparing them if they get lost and stranded with no water

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              • grEnAlEins
                dazed and confused
                • Jul 2002
                • 2864

                #8
                Originally posted by neppo1345
                Oh, I already did it about an hour ago (before the post was made).

                This was more of a "should I feel bad?"
                "Ah, Don't feel bad"
                "Gee, I never thought of it like that."
                bless, support, and never forget the troops
                God bless my cousin: Cprl. Peter J. Giannopoulos K.I.A. 11/11/04 in Latifiyah, Babil Provence, Iraq.

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                • Desega
                  Here's Johnny!
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 518

                  #9
                  I can't feel my toes . . .

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                  • WaffleBaron
                    Registered User
                    • Feb 2006
                    • 211

                    #10
                    I'm sure others here have done something comparable or worse. I know I have...

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                    • Lenny
                      I AM the AO famous!
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 1628

                      #11
                      Laxitives in brownies are always a good one, too.
                      And toothpaste in place of an Oreo's filling.
                      And a sheet of cardboard in the middle of a pancake.

                      ...Yeah. Don't feel bad.
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                      • Thordic
                        AFTICA
                        • May 2001
                        • 5986

                        #12
                        We pissed in my roomates iced tea and his shampoo when I was in college. Don't worry about it.

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                        • Altimas
                          Registered User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 909

                          #13
                          We peed in supersoakers and then shot at cars with their windows down as they drove by a few times as kids. We'd always laugh our asses off until they hit the brakes don the road and started to turn around. then we'd hightail it to the woods.
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                          • neppo1345
                            I Will Eat Your Children..
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 1913

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Lenny
                            Laxitives in brownies are always a good one, too.
                            And toothpaste in place of an Oreo's filling.
                            And a sheet of cardboard in the middle of a pancake.

                            ...Yeah. Don't feel bad.
                            I was going for subtle...

                            Ive pissed in closets, corners of rooms, and on cars to be a dick before...

                            It's just that this is the first time ever pissing into something someone would consume.

                            /could have been worse
                            //could have been jesus juice

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                            • hipster
                              Registered User
                              • May 2005
                              • 106

                              #15
                              don,t feel bad I had someone who always helped him self to no end in the refrig he had a thing for pickles so we all filled the jars with piss -he never even noticed

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