So i moved in with 2 women. Any advice, yes this is for real.

[Raven001]

Worth being in the doghouse for a bit. Especially if you cought it on camera lol.

Do that and you better have a really good lock on your bedroom door. Fembots can be vicious....

[PyRo]

Do that and you better have a really good lock on your bedroom door. Fembots can be vicious....

Hey if they want it down they should put it up. I poop every day, sometimes twice and haven't fallen in yet. In my opinion it's all a scam so they can blame men if they're too stupid to check.

[rkjunior303]

The depressive one, has a smart and cute vegetarian friend that laughs at my stupid jokes and likes my cooking.

There ya go. You've already got an in.

FooTemps speaks the truth!

[warbeak2099]

Hey if they want it down they should put it up. I poop every day, sometimes twice and haven't fallen in yet. In my opinion it's all a scam so they can blame men if they're too stupid to check.

Good point. A little situation awareness on their part couldn't hurt. I mean, wtf do they do all day, walk into walls if someone doesn't move them first?

[warbeak2099]

Do that and you better have a really good lock on your bedroom door. Fembots can be vicious....

Angry sex is the best kind...

[MicroMiniMe]

Keep a supply (hidden) of chocolate. The single wrapped Lund truffles work good. Usually hidden with a bottle of extra strength Tylenol for you. Chocolate for the peace offering when people get too manic or snarky. Making a pot of tea or espresso drinks for both help too. If your sharing any living room big TV, find out what shows they don't miss and don't try and squat that TV slot unless you have the Tivo worked out.

/You must whip it

[Carbon]

Well, from my experience from living with girls (stupid, ignorant college girls and intelligent, sensible college girls)...

1. Make sure the females don't apply a double standard to any house rule. (Crazy, manipulating girls will do this at any opportunity. And from that initial description of the first woman, you may have to call her out on that.)

2. Always keep the liquor cabinet stocked or your bar buddies at hand... You're going to complain about the females of the house a lot regardless of how well things are going. They're going to complain about you just as much.

3. Be aware of their cycle. It'll help a lot in avoiding problems.

4. Divide and conquer. Dealing with them separately is easier than dealing with them together.

These tips may or may not apply to your situation. I've only lived with college girls so that makes my experiences somewhat limited. I would assume the above advice is pretty much common sense though.

I made sure i didnt take the garbage out the 1st week just to make a statement. Initially i made it abundantly clear im not her ex husband. For the most part the depressive one and i have a similar view of the high strung roomate.

Also we have bottles upon bottles of red wine and beer.

[Pneumagger]

Well, from my experience from living with girls (stupid, ignorant college girls and intelligent, sensible college girls)...

1. Make sure the females don't apply a double standard to any house rule. (Crazy, manipulating girls will do this at any opportunity. And from that initial description of the first woman, you may have to call her out on that.)
...

Women get really peaved if you leave the toilet seat up. On the other hand it's really funny to see them stuck

they're big girls... If you can bend over to lift it, why is is so hard for them lower it - are they inferior?

That right there is your first double standard. Present them with the afforementioned logic to win argument #1 and support equal rights activism simultaneously.

/The fact that you've now accomplished 2 tasks with 2 women is the equivelent to killing 4 birds with one stone. At said point you will be superior [pat yourself on the back, friend]
//Agree's with carbon's actions the first week
///Also, have the one cook while the other's handling your garbage as well.

[Lohman446]

Do not think anything you say in front of one is private from the other....

[Raven001]

For the most part the depressive one and i have a similar view of the high strung roomate.

You watch them fembots. Their evil. Two fembots cannot stand to be in the same place. They will try to battle each other through you and then blame you for it all to save face.

Also we have bottles upon bottles of red wine and beer

Should stock up on Qualudes too...

Oh and never get caught sniffing or wearing their undies

[geekwarrior]

Oh and never get caught sniffing or wearing their undies

i hope you're not speaking from experience.

[SCpoloRicker]

Nice scarf, Francis.

/lots of brilliant advice about the finer species here

[PumpPlayer]

* Everyone -EVERYONE- shall leave both the seat AND lid in the down position when they are finished. I don't understand why that's so hard. I yell at my fiancee for leaving the lid up all the time.
* The toilet paper shall be installed so as to come over the top, not down the wall. If there aren't at least 5 good uses left on the roll, put an extra roll within reach (on top of the tank will do) before someone else needs it.
* Towels shall be folded so that the open end faces away from the door.
* In a communal shower, each person is permitted a maximum of two (2) bottles and one extra item (loofah, bar of soap, razor, etc.). If you need more than that to take a shower, keep the extra items somewhere else and carry them in with you. A few bottles of stuff is manageable and won't get knocked over if you breathe wrong. With a dozen or more bottles in most showers, the slightest bump or nudge will wreak havoc with your sanity. Do everyone a favor and keep your extra stuff somewhere else.
* If you need to use or dispose of femenine products, the general rule is that I should not be able to see them if I am just casually looking around. Hide new ones in a cabinet or closet somewhere and dispose of used ones either in a trash can with a lid on it or by disguising it with a wrap of toilet paper before disposal. Nobody else needs to see that.
* Communal showers are NOT to be used to engage in various acts of fornication.
* You get one toothbrush on or near the sink. A communal bar or bottle of soap shall be available as well. ALL other items shall be hidden from view at all times unless in use. I don't want to see your hairspray, your frizz gel, your mousse, conditioner, hairdryer, makeup or various creams and gels for your girl parts. If you don't have enough storage space to keep it somewhere besides the most convenient horizontal surface then perhaps you shouldn't have bought it.

Speaking of horizontal surfaces...
* TV or appliance remotes may occupy a horizontal space so as to make them easily found
* One book or magazine on the coffee table for interest/conversation purposes is acceptable
* One box of tissues should be on a side table or somewhere else easily seen
* Obviously lamps, pictures or other semi-permanent items can occupy these spaces
* I'm willing to grant some leeway for certain transitory items such as keys, the mail and so on. Just don't let it pile up, please.
* Horizontal surfaces are not a catch-all for whatever you don't feel like carrying or putting away. If it doesn't meet the reasonable exception rules, don't put it there. I'm not your maid - keep your junk put away.

* If your bedroom door is open, it needs to be clean. The bed needs to be reasonably made and you need to not have clothes and other junk on the floor. Keep your own horizontal surfaces neat if not completely clear. If you can't do that, keep the darn door closed.

* The kitchen is especially subject to the rule of "You mess it up, you clean it up." Don't leave your dishes in the sink for someone else to clean for you. Don't leave uncovered food in the fridge to rot and don't splatter grease or oil all over the place and leave it to cake over.


A clean home is a happy home. And before you ask, yes it should feel a little bit oppressive. It's called courtesy.

[warbeak2099]

* Everyone -EVERYONE- shall leave both the seat AND lid in the down position when they are finished. I don't understand why that's so hard. I yell at my fiancee for leaving the lid up all the time.
* The toilet paper shall be installed so as to come over the top, not down the wall. If there aren't at least 5 good uses left on the roll, put an extra roll within reach (on top of the tank will do) before someone else needs it.
* Towels shall be folded so that the open end faces away from the door.
* In a communal shower, each person is permitted a maximum of two (2) bottles and one extra item (loofah, bar of soap, razor, etc.). If you need more than that to take a shower, keep the extra items somewhere else and carry them in with you. A few bottles of stuff is manageable and won't get knocked over if you breathe wrong. With a dozen or more bottles in most showers, the slightest bump or nudge will wreak havoc with your sanity. Do everyone a favor and keep your extra stuff somewhere else.
* If you need to use or dispose of femenine products, the general rule is that I should not be able to see them if I am just casually looking around. Hide new ones in a cabinet or closet somewhere and dispose of used ones either in a trash can with a lid on it or by disguising it with a wrap of toilet paper before disposal. Nobody else needs to see that.
* Communal showers are NOT to be used to engage in various acts of fornication.
* You get one toothbrush on or near the sink. A communal bar or bottle of soap shall be available as well. ALL other items shall be hidden from view at all times unless in use. I don't want to see your hairspray, your frizz gel, your mousse, conditioner, hairdryer, makeup or various creams and gels for your girl parts. If you don't have enough storage space to keep it somewhere besides the most convenient horizontal surface then perhaps you shouldn't have bought it.

Speaking of horizontal surfaces...
* TV or appliance remotes may occupy a horizontal space so as to make them easily found
* One book or magazine on the coffee table for interest/conversation purposes is acceptable
* One box of tissues should be on a side table or somewhere else easily seen
* Obviously lamps, pictures or other semi-permanent items can occupy these spaces
* I'm willing to grant some leeway for certain transitory items such as keys, the mail and so on. Just don't let it pile up, please.
* Horizontal surfaces are not a catch-all for whatever you don't feel like carrying or putting away. If it doesn't meet the reasonable exception rules, don't put it there. I'm not your maid - keep your junk put away.

* If your bedroom door is open, it needs to be clean. The bed needs to be reasonably made and you need to not have clothes and other junk on the floor. Keep your own horizontal surfaces neat if not completely clear. If you can't do that, keep the darn door closed.

* The kitchen is especially subject to the rule of "You mess it up, you clean it up." Don't leave your dishes in the sink for someone else to clean for you. Don't leave uncovered food in the fridge to rot and don't splatter grease or oil all over the place and leave it to cake over.


A clean home is a happy home. And before you ask, yes it should feel a little bit oppressive. It's called courtesy.

House Nazis!

[Altimas]

I like these rules..>Are you suggesting Carbon use them or do you live with him too?