So i moved in with 2 women. Any advice, yes this is for real.

[Pneumagger]

^ Nazi-much? ^

[Carbon]

I live in a 3 bedroom 2.5 bath. Actually, we were lucky to find a place so nice for relatively cheap.

I figured i would pick the smallest room with the attached bathroom in lieu of the larger bedrooms with the walk in closets. That was my "i understand women need space" gesture.

oh man..we're all neat people and we pick up after ourselves fairly well. Luckily, i have a bathroom to myself with a standup shower, toilet ect.

So far toiletries, food/grocery consumption is not an issue as pretty much all those amenities are communal. Courtesy is not a problem either, so far.

Nice scarf, Francis.

LOL

[Altimas]

All I want to know is if the fart openly or not... Cause most women say they never do it...

[Carbon]

i fart openly. but i say "excuse me"

[Pneumagger]

All I want to know is if the fart openly or not... Cause most women say they never do it...

Most women don't fart openly. It's a fact.

/They can't keep thier mouths shut long enough to build up pressure - pressure being a primary component in audible flatulance.

[PumpPlayer]

For those of you invoking Godwin's Law, no I'm not a Nazi.

A defined expectation of behavior is the best deterrent of adversity there is.


If you set up a series of clearly defined expectations to which all parties can agree upon ahead of time, nobody can bring grievance without clear evidence of a violation. This helps the entire household run smoother and more efficiently and eliminates the possibility of extraneous woes worming their way into legitimate discussion.

Nothing is worse than getting into an argument with someone and having them bring up outside information about an unrelated infraction.
"Look, all I'm saying is that I don't think you should..."
"Yeah? Well one time you left the toilet seat up and it mildly inconvenienced me!"
See how annoying that is?

Now it's easy to write off this type of negative beavior as a byproduct of a female gender but it stands to reason that if we nip it in the bud before it creates a culture of acceptance for itself that we won't have to deal with it at all.

Again, establish a clear definition of expectations.
I'm not saying you need to flip out on them when they don't replace the toilet paper and you have to waddle pants-down across the bathroom to get another roll but I think that by having that defined expectation out there and reminding them of it occasionally will benefit the sanity of everyone involved.


Carbon has made it abundantly clear that his housemates are not the most emotionally or logically secure people in the world. As such, it is my recommendation that he establish his position as a model of stability. Just an idea.

Good luck.

[Armory]

Most women don't fart openly. It's a fact.

/They can't keep thier mouths shut long enough to build up pressure - pressure being a primary component in audible flatulance.

That's good, wish it were true though, after about our third month dating my now fiancee was like so we serious? I said yes then it came out, must held that sucker in since the first time we said hello, women don't fart... and bull's don't ****.

[billybob_81067]

That's good, wish it were true though, after about our third month dating my now fiancee was like so we serious? I said yes then it came out, must held that sucker in since the first time we said hello, women don't fart... and bull's don't ****.

:spit_take

[Raven001]

[QUOTE=Pneumagger]Most women don't fart openly. It's a fact.QUOTE]

First they don't fart they pfffffft! Second, they hold it in while dating. Once you move in/live together, well you've got the cow, the milk and everything else that comes with it including the methane.

Seriouly Carbon, your in for an experience that will come in handy later on in life. Just don't ask what that whirring noise comming from their room is all about (or the slurp sounds if they go that way).

[Pickle]

The depressive one, has a smart and cute vegetarian friend that laughs at my stupid jokes and likes my cooking.

Who needs to cook for a vegetarian? Just go pull some weeds from the side of the house.

[Carbon]

i make a great leafy salad! with a honey, mustard, wine vinagerette dressing

[Blennidae]

i make a great leafy salad! with a honey, mustard, wine vinagerette dressing

explains the extremely gay knitted scarf....

[calebh]

the salad sounds good, but still rofl about the scarf

[Carbon]

explains the extremely gay knitted scarf....

hahhaaha :rofl:

[Pneumagger]

Your Doing It Wrong

i make a great leafy salad! with a honey, mustard, wine vinagerette dressing