Pick-up lines?

[tech-chan]

Al-right you sexy men on AO I wanna hear your best pick-up lines...

Here's mine:
~Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
~The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
~Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
~If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
~You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

[ntn4502]

If I flip a coin, what are the chances I'll get head?

[SCpoloRicker]

I make lots and lots of money.

[ntn4502]

Excuse me for being blunt, but I would like to have sex with you.

[mag_lover05]

Excuse me for being blunt, but I would like to have sex with you.

you win.

[Lenny]

Excuse me, ma'am, but are you trying to smuggle tic-tacs? Or are you just cold?

Speaking of, where's fishy been?

[jenarelJAM]

:lick finger and touch her shirt:

"Lets get you out of those wet clothes..."

[neppo1345]

Nice shoes...

yeah, you know the rest.

[slade]

Excuse me for being blunt, but I would like to have sex with you.

i liked the line from "a beautiful mind" better.


I dont think i have any pickup lines i can release to the AO crowd. such powerful weapons in the hands of don miguel would be devastating.

[slade]

actually, i have one i can release.

hang out with dm.

go up to a girl.

say "take your pick"

[FARMER00]

ok here is the winner, and sadly it has worked on 2 occasions

if you were my sister, incest would be cool

[warpig13]

actually, i have one i can release.

hang out with dm.

go up to a girl.

say "take your pick"

No.
That would just turn a straight chick gay.

Hangin with dm = NO love.

[paintballwannab]

"I wanna touch your belly button..........From the inside"



and yes it works =]

[Jimmykaboots]

I got hungry and couldn't find a fig, mind if I have a date?

[Desega]

"Wanna get a coke and make out?" When they say no or look at you funny say "Alright, forget the coke."
I've got a 16" stiffi in my gear bag.