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  • Lenny
    I AM the AO famous!
    • Dec 2003
    • 1628
    #31
    Originally posted by FARMER00
    ...or you could say your a doctor and use the old free mamagram test thingy
    Autocockers are the greatest markers ever made.
    ~The greatest BACKUP markers to AUTOMAGS!!

    Only temporary, get'n a new sig soon.

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      • tech-chan
        is the TKO of design.
        • Nov 2006
        • 875
        #32
        I can't top that.

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          • paintballfiend
            I like pudding.
            • Jun 2006
            • 555
            #33
            "What will 20 dollars get me"
            Works every time.

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              • jenarelJAM
                Club Coordinator
                • Dec 2004
                • 1611
                #34
                Originally posted by paintballfiend
                "What will 20 dollars get me"
                Works every time.
                probably slapped...
                you know you play this game too much when the neighbors stop fixing their broken windows...
                :shooting: :cuss:

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                  • paintballfiend
                    I like pudding.
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 555
                    #35
                    Originally posted by jenarelJAM
                    probably slapped...
                    But I do always end up getting something.

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                      • jman511115
                        Pump feind
                        • Jan 2006
                        • 1006
                        #36
                        Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes...

                        I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock!

                        Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?

                        If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

                        Can I read your T shirt in braille?

                        Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you!

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                          • jman511115
                            Pump feind
                            • Jan 2006
                            • 1006
                            #37
                            Oh, I forgot my favorite one.

                            What has 156 teeth and holds back godzilla?





                            My zipper.

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                              • kosmo
                                KaPTaiN KeNNy
                                • Dec 2000
                                • 1642
                                #38
                                I dont need pickup lines, my drinking buddies all call me horse"rooster". Works well when one of them goes to get the drinks and yells across the bar "hey horse(rooster), what kind of beer do you want?"
                                Kosmo For President '08, '12, '16... However long it takes

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                                  • Jimmykaboots
                                    Azn Magger.
                                    • Jan 2007
                                    • 97
                                    #39
                                    What Zodiac are you babe? I'm year of the horse, especially where it counts. Wanna check for me?

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