Paris Hilton release from jail early

[FactsOfLife]

honestly, there isnt a straight guy i know who wouldnt give it to her if she wanted it...then again i said straight..i know darn well id give her all of it..but ya better bag it

I'm straight, and I wouldn't touch her with your three inch pole.

[trevorjk]

I'm straight, and I wouldn't touch her with your three inch pole.

same here!

thank god im JUST over that

[iambored]

So I can crash my car and then get out of jail by not eating the food?
Whoa! That explains everything.

[MoeMag]

Am I the only one that thinks she has a jawline like a man? That just creeps me out.
Nice body... but the face dont match. I think her sister is better looking.

[FactsOfLife]

This Just In!

Paris dragged screaming from the courtroom and slapped back in the slammer!

Al Sharpton couldn't be reached for comment at this time....

[maxama10]

No can do.
Did that with Anna Nicole Smith.

We only get one "She deserves to sie" assassination a year. Next year we think were going to axe Brittany Spears.

But Paris is lookin good for '09

I LOL'd at that, oh man...

[Warwitch]

Man, now that you put it like that I guess she's super unattractive. No way would I have any future relations with her.

Dont you know, everybody looks perfect when they have been photoshopped to death! Actually I was referring to her personality when I compared her to Rosie. Relations, yes! Conversation, nor friggin way!

[beam]

Kicking and Screaming

[MoeMag]

Paris dragged screaming from the courtroom and slapped back in the slammer!

Al Sharpton couldn't be reached for comment at this time....

[iambored]

Paris needs more than jail time, she needs a reality check.

[FactsOfLife]

Paris needs more than jail time, she needs a reality check.

may I suggest one of these fine products?

[iambored]

who needs a tank as large as the one on the left?

[FactsOfLife]

who needs a tank as large as the one on the left?

apparently raging hiltons are nothing to trifle with, they'll threaten you with credit cards, and piles of sub-standard caviar....

[gimp]

I'd hit it. I'd just have to make it as degrading for her as possible. And I wouldn't want to look at her face. Unless she was crying. Which she would be.

[t0nnn]

a perfectly executed cleveland steamer would a must..