Paintball's funniest moments......

[The Frymarker]

Hey guys,

I thought I would start a thread of funny moments in paintball, I had one on my site and some of the stories were hilarious. Here's an experience at our field.


One night when I was reffing I was setting up teams you know the usual.

The game starts 5 on 5. I am watching the action behind this one bunker. This guy actually stands up to shoot his opponent, by doing this he left himself wide open....

One of our regulars shoots him and his toupee came flying off...We started laughing our goggles were all foggy, he didn't realize what had happened at first. So a little kid running by the toupee screamed RAT RAT and starting firing at the toupee. At that point we were rolling on the ground.

Needless to say the guy wasn't to happy and we never saw him back.

Doesn't he know that bald is beautiful!!!!

I need a laugh guys got any stories????

[Jonno06]

hahahahahaha...i have a few,ill tell you them after i watch splatterfactor

[The Frymarker]

Yes that had to be one of the funniest moments at our field, to this day we still laugh

[RT_Luver]

I started something like this. i dont feel like retyping it though

[paintbattler]

my funniest one is when RT_Luver ran straight into a bunker.IT WAS FUNNY

[Scooter/Cootie]

Gotta bump it up. Need some stories.

[krazyp110]

I was at a friends b-day party and we went paintballing and one kid I hated ended up coming with us. Anyways we were playing a game called trader where the ref picks a few people to be traders after 2:00 goes by in the game (traders kill everyone, including their team) I set up shop in a tower and hid out until the whistle for 2:00 minutes goes by and I stand up and see the kid I hate....I hit him 4 times, 2x in the chest and 2x in the leg and he ended up screaming and crying telling me to stop when I quit shooting him.....thought it was pretty funny.

[Vegeta]

I was with 10 friends once, down at "Fearless Fighters" in the middle of nowhere is some hick town in MO.. The field was a mostly wooded field with lots of wooden log bunkers and stuff. So were were finally getting to play, and it was 5 on 5. I was hte only experienced player there, and off the start I ran up to a bunker, slid, and watched this big friend of mine slide in with me. This was a log bunker, only 4 ft high. tight. so we're shooting ,and without us seeing it, another friend ran behind us and moved up to the 50 or so.. he was actually on their half f the field. now he pops up and starts shooting backwards on our side and an opponent who had done the opposite move as him. We hadn't seen this. I thought my teammate was just someone fromt he otehr team who had moved up and was firing on our teammates. me and the friend in hte bunker with me had a conversation, wich went a little like this:

"hey! hey1 look at him! who is that?"
"looks like greg to me"
"nah! cant be!"
"yup! lets take him.."
"yea ok i'll take the shot"

At this point I'll shoot, one ball, and as soon as I did he popped up and I gogged him in the ear. we watched to see him look up, look around, then say a few cursewords, then start walking in our dead box. He ahd to walk past us to get there. That went a little like this:

"Did you see who shot me?"
(me) "nope.. not at all.. taht came outa no where."
(friend in bunker) "yea man i have no idea that thing like curved or something.. they are pretty good over there"

(dead friend walks off shaking head, with us laughing in the bunker)


i have heard the stories about RT-Luvr running into the sup air bunker and knocking it over.. lmfao

[davidb]

The first time I ever played paintball at an official field (Extreme Paintball in Modesto, which is frequented by the BL Ironmen), I had a very funny thing happen to me. It was a pretty intense game, rec-ball, but not in the woods. The players were pretty much dropping like flies, until it came down to just me on the one side against three on the other. One had an Angel, the other had Cockers, and I had my stock Shutter with a slimed barrel running CO2 with a VL 200 half-full of paint and no guppies. Sound a bit one-sided? This guy with the Angel was the only one who really mattered, because he was sitting there just absolutely raining paint onto my bunker. I would just pop out every once in a while and give each of them a few rounds, just enough to let them know I was still alive. I was very entertaining to watch for those sitting on the sidelines. You see, I have this uncanny ability to bend backwards really far, to the point where my head is like a foot off the ground, without falling over (Neo ain't got nothing on me). Anyway, I spent a lot of the time just sitting there waiting for one of them to come and try to bunker me. When the guy with the Angel finally worked up the courage to try, I noticed the sudden lack of drumroll on my bunker, popped out, and scared him back into his hole. Then, all of a sudden, the crowd starts cheering. I'm sitting there trying to figure out what's going on, and then realized the game was over. Very proud of myself for having held them off, I asked somebody if the clock had run out. Pointing to the other end of the field, he said, "No, you won!". There, walking back from my teams flag station, was the other remaining player on my team that nobody realized was there, who had hung the other teams flag while they were busy with me. Maybe you had to be there, but it was sure funny at the time.

[davidb]

Originally posted by Vegeta
i have heard the stories about RT-Luvr running into the sup air bunker and knocking it over.. lmfao

lol One time at Extreme we were playing a game where we had half the of the BL Ironmen on each team, along with just everybody else who was there, including myself (Bob was on the other team, his son Zack was on my team). There were way too many people for this little field that we were playing, so I ended up being assigned to this bunker way up near the fifty. The game began, and I took off running... right into the firing lanes of TWO Ironmen armed with SOB Timmies. They each nailed me about five times before I went careening into this rather large hyperball bunker, knocking it flat, with me on top, frantically trying to call myself out

[MrMag]

i think one of the funniest things i have seen, was when fairgrounds used to be around. we were playing airball, and i was on the farside. the game starts, and we all go running to bunkers. well this one guy was trying to rush, but only he was in the line of EVERYONES fire. so he is jumping over one of the inflatable bunkers, gets shot a bunch, and as he comes down, he tears the thing wide open. it was pretty funny watching it deflate, and the guy go off the field

[Yatta!]

Alright, I got one, Tom Kaye and Budd Orr walk into a bar...

[MikeCouves]

That brings me back to some funny moments but the best one was when it was a 1 on 1 with a cocky guy from my school. He was shooting an Automag and I had a Spyder. He wasn't that great but said he was amazing, you know the regular stuff. I have to admit I was a little nervous.

At the whistle, it was speedball, I just started running and shooting at him because that's all I could do, and that's what the older guys said to do. So I was running and shooting at him, yelling to spook him. He ran into a bunker but tripped, rolled, and slid into it, knocking it over. He starts squeeling that he broke his leg or some body part...

So I ran up to him, and went "boo" in a little voice, he just starts in again on the squeelage. Everyone laughed at cocky :), that'll teach 'em.

[rikkter]

well it was at a tournament and were advancing on the other team (scenario). well, we were HEAVLY out numberd in this little town, but they must of thought we had more, (my team only, like 7 of us vs 30), we just took them all out, it was funny, we toook over that town in like 30 secs, but the funny part was, my two teammates mikey and steve lit this guy up BADDD in the head, he had like no lie 20 paint splats on his head EVERYWHERE, back side front top bottome lens. hes comes up complaining. and he was our own team. woo k, it wasd ust funny had to be there.

[paint magnet]

One time I bunkered a team in a fort, and shot everyone inside through a window except for one in the tower. This kid lays his Spyder down, climbs halfway down the ladder, leans out and says "What was that?!" right as I shot him in the goggles. It was pretty funny.

Another time, we were playing the Junkyard course and me and two other guys were behind a huge oil drum. Two people on the other team started banging on it and I had no idea what they were doing, but one dude thought they were going to come over the top, and he was just standing there with his gun pinted at the sky when they bunkered us. It was funny for them, I guess.