Paintball's funniest moments......

[GZ_Timmy]

I was at AG in Virginia and we were playing a course called Wasteland and it was really a big densley wooded wastland. It wasn't a very great map but I was doing great in it, tearing it up with my GZ. Well anyway you know that feeling you get on the highway when someone does something that trips your spider sense where you know that they are going to switch lanes? Well I got one of those on the field knowing that this guy was gonna make a run at me and the guys on the right tape. He cut all the way accroos the field. While he was trying to cross he started running straight for my group, unfortunately for him he didn't see me and he was gettn caught in a lot of brush. I pop off about 5 shots which all hit him and he acts like he got by a 45 magnum. This guy flys back about 6 feet, lands and lands on his back. He also through his gun in the air (rentail 98). I asked him if he was alright and after a couple minutes he got up and walked away. I know I wasn't running hot. It was very funny.

-jB

[demonguy8]

For any chicagoins....

jeez ive got too many stories but here goes...

Country club: Anyone whos been there knows just how slippery that floor can be... Well one of my friends went for the Nerf dart inflatable bunker and managed to slide completely underneath it and get himself caught for about a full minute before somone bounced a ball off the floor to hit him out. (to make matters worse i was having so much fun laughing at him that i myself got gogged)

Also at CC i managed to (with help of course) take out the entire right half of the other team. so i move all the way up to their back bunkers(unnoticed!) only to be shot by my own team.=/


Fox River Games: We played on the first day that it hadnt rained in a week so the fields where ALL MUD... anywayz me and about half of my team go striaght up the right tape line and come across a patch of mud (about 5 ft across)... being the "smart" one with cleats on, i decided to go first.. i take the 1st step and am instantly up to my waste in mud and am still sinking! Barely keeping my self from sinking by holding on to the other side of the pit with one hand and keeping my precious paintball gun out of the mud with the other i was not really going to be going anywhere.. so anywayz my friend says that the mud isnt as bad about 10 feet off the tape and tries to cross over there.... The next thing i hear is aww *poop* i lost my *engaging in sexual activity* shoe!!!!(*slightly edited*) so he tosses his gun to another guy and literally DIVES back to find his shoe (i guess it was only a foot or so deep by him)the rest of our team came around and pulled me out (took 3 of em lol) and helped my friend out... so with about 5 lbs of mud on each of my legs we continue to flank em.... (if youve ever seen The Thin Red Line, then think about the americans rushing the japanese town)needless to say we trampled them..

[paint magnet]

Once at the end of the day, everyone was running low on paint or was out, but we decided to play anyway. I didn't have enough money for air, so I played without a gun and just ran into the fort for the flag, getting shot numerous times. Then my friend's Piranha ran out of paint but he still contiunued to use it. He picked up some paint off the ground and started throwing it. At the end there was only one person left with paint and he had 2 shots. It was kinda funny.

[Jonno06]

demon guys story with the mud made me laugh so hard my eyes watered......

[wyn1370]

I've got this buddy who I used to play with in high school. He's got to be pushing 350lbs. And his favorite move is to find a tree about 5 inches in diameter and hide behind it. it kind of looks like this. He's since gotten bigger and doesn't move so well, so he doesn't play anymore.

[The Frymarker]

Those were funny, the mud one lol was great.

I have another one but it was one of those had to be there moments...I have it all on tape.

My husband and his teammates were at a tourney in Mass.


I was taping it was their first game of the day.

The ref yells 123 gogogo, they start running for bunkers and Paul one of Tony's teammates who is about 6'5 250 0r more trips and flys through the air, his marker went flying.

Then he tries to get up and keep running, he falls again, finally he just crawls to his bunker.

I think the funniest part is the video that we keep playing back over and over with me saying did Paul just fall?? I got it on tape.


I have another story where my husband's pants fell down, and he tripped and his marker went flying, mask came off, revy was broke. That was funny too but I didn't have that one on tape.

[ThePatriot]

Scene, June, Woods Game, 1 Hour North of the City...

Me and my friends, about 5v5 4v4...large friend of mine, im talking huge, like 6'4 350 lbs, rushing with us. He trips...and rolls down a HUGE hill he was running down, watch the fat man roll....

Same day, same kid, we are behind a rock debating whether or not to move up. I suddenly hear him SCREAM, he frantically rips off his mask, it turns out a Bee had flown into his mask and stung him in the Chin.

And here is me being a n00b mistake...First game ever, my friend was trying to hit me with a flatline, well it hit my pants leg near my ankle twice, it was about as fast if i dropped it from waist heigh(gotta love that extra range, pretty useless) and i freaked and didnt know what to do. I called myself out.

[The Frymarker]

lol that's funny

[paint magnet]

Still laughing over the mud one too

[paint magnet]

One time me and this new kid ran to the center bunker right when the game started, only to find out that so had the other team. Surprisingly though, neither one of us got shot until we moved.

[AngelBoy]

I wasnt there, but I heard about it. This guy was snap shootin on an air field. He popped out to shoot and shot the air bunker and it bounced back and he ended up gogging himself. But he got the other guy out too. Thats the only really funny one I know of, but I wasnt there.

[Troy]

98 World Cup SOBs vs ?/ Whole game is on tape somewhere.

woods field(most likely not possible on a speedball field)

We take 2 bunkers on the 50 on the break. Tracy takes the center 50. On the video you see him shooting and shooting then he reaches back to grad a guppie and he is supprised to realize that he isn't wearing his pack. You can see the "what the ...." look on his face right through his mask. He plays for a few more min just picking his shots. Then he goes and runs all the way back to the flag station and grabs 4 of the extra guppies that the back guys left incase they ran out of paint. He then proceeds to run right back into his 50 bunker. We end up winning the game. Still don't know how he pulled the second run off, carrying 4 tubes and his gun.

[BTAutoMag]

ok i got 4 good ones...

first game on an organized field i ever played...
the ref yelled go and almost imediatley a guy from the 3 our 3 man team got gogged (not even two steps into the game). im laughing about this as i slid into the bunker but i quickly forget about it when i see the other person on my team walking to the dead box. i freak out as paint starts flying at my bunker (v shaped, im tucked in) i hear someone running so i poke out to try to die with dignaty and i see a blur of camo as something slids past me and i whip around shooting as fast as my stock spyder compact 2000 and my n00b trigger finger will let me. at the exact same time i hear another person running in behind me. i fire my heart out and before the second is up i feel pain like ive never felt. the two of them bunker me with full hoppers and by the time i call out they are dry firing. OUCH!!!!!!!

same day next game...
im not playing, two people wanted to do one on one. for the first 4 minites of the game all it is is non stop bunker pounding. then we hear silence... i look over and they are on opposite sides of the same bunker. the bunker is made of netting so they are staring at each other from less the 2 feet away. i hear them talking to each other and then they both matrix dive (literaly) to the opposite ends and fire away. we dont know who won but it was funny.

and again the very next game...
3 on 3 again switched sides. about half way through the game me and colin are at the same bunker listed above. some one bunkers BOTH OF US. i panic and hide behind colin scrunching up tight. he's reloading his hopper and by the time he closes it and shoots him out im covered in paint and colins un touched!!!!!!!!! the dude said he doesnt know how he hit me because i was behind the pillar that was behind colin, im small, colins big and the other guy didnt even see me there.

last one...
this happened yesterday, second of the last game of the day for me at a different field... we start out and i run to the top. i lay down cover fire as a guy runs by me to get to a bunker to my right. after he's there i make sure my cover is safe in the bunker behind me and search for prey i see two people up at the top and fire away. they duck in time and the guy at my right call out. i see his mask and hopper covered wioth yellow so i yell to my cover to move up. he moves to the same bunker. im still trying for those two accross from me. then my cover cries for paintcheck. here's the convo with the ref...
"ah never mind im out"
"where you hit"
"n the chest"
"no youre still in"
"no im out"
"no youre in, your clean"
"no im out"
"fine call yourself out if you want"
me "dude if he says youre in dont argue with him"
so after the whole episode is over with he pops up and yells
"**** NOW IM OUT"
i look at him and his whole goggles neck and chest are painted fully with yellow (im not kidding, the ref was laughing so hard and had to lead him off the field cause he couldnt see) well i know that that didnt come from the two im shooting at cause they are shooting blue. so i look out to see if i can see someone else up here. THWACK a ball hit my chest. i tuck in expecting more but none came. i call paintcheck and i am declared clean. i pull my gun in close and as compact as i can get i look out for the playetr who shot at me. THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK. 3 yellow balls hit my gun one hits the back of my hand (the one game i didnt wear gloves) one hits my shoulder and the last nails me square in the temple sending me flying and looking at stars. next thing i know there is a guy standing over me asking if im ok. i say a couple choice words at him and he says "sorry but i had to take the shot" i then realise that the dude who hit me was the guy im talking to. i asked him where he was and he pointed to a spot no less the 10 feet from me (we chronoed his gun later... 325!!!!! you get hit in the temple from 10 feet away with a gun that hot and we'll see how you feel.) the ref helps me off the field (helps=carries on shoulders) the guy who got me out proceeds to take out the rest of my 6 man team by himself... end of story

[BTAutoMag]

BTW we got that whole last story on tape

[Spray Painter]

I was ref at an outlaw speedball field my friend set up on his property and they were playing games of 5 vs.5 when at the start of the game one of the more experienced players
ran up about 3/4 of the field to a bunker i was standing by, shot once, and his cocker locked up with bolt stick. i asked him if he wanted to call himself out and he said no. about 5 seconds later he run up and makes all five of his opponents surrender while they were screaming at him to "don't shoot, don't shoot". it's one of the coolest moves iv'e seen made by a single player.(they were shooting at him while he made them surrender)

the same day i barrowed one of the other players guns(i dind't bring mine) and was playing 5 vs.5 when a noob on my team shot me in the back from 10 feet away.i yelled at him because it hurt and i was pissed off that someone on my on team would shoot me in the back. anyway my yelling made the other team start laughing and the rest of my team was able to bunker all of them because they wern't paying attention.