The first is from a while ago.
I was playing at a long defunct indoor field in Brooklyn NY called Urban Survival. This is back in the day when the only semis around were the 68 Special and most guy played with pumps.
This field was an old warehouse so there were a lot of blind corners where you could lay serious ambush and deny territory for the other side. I manned one of these and waited. A guy runs down into the blind corner, but he moved so fast I barely had time to shoot and put one up at a 45 degree angle. He was hot right on the mouthpeice and was so surprised that he tripped and fell backwards.
Now the image is what is funny. This was before the ban on red paint and we were shooting blood red. So all I see is the entire lower part of his head go blood red and he falls backwards. For a second I thought I killed the guy somehow. He was fine, just surprised and eating paint.
This next one was recent, at Paintball Arena in Long Island, NY. We were playing speedball and me and another guy on my team sprint for the 50 on the break. He's carrying a 'Mag Classic with Warp feed. He does a knee slide into the barrier (it was more like a retaining wall) and starts shooting.
Unbeknownst to him, the impact of him with the wall, dislodged his hopper. So he is shooting out his warp feed, but with no hopper. As he got the barrier first, the hopper landed at my feet when I got to the wall.
So as he shoots out the warp, I pick up his hopper and tap him on the shoulder. He is wondering why he is no longer feeding paint, when I hand him his hopper in the middle of the game.
Amusing, if not funny.
Ogre
I was playing at a long defunct indoor field in Brooklyn NY called Urban Survival. This is back in the day when the only semis around were the 68 Special and most guy played with pumps.
This field was an old warehouse so there were a lot of blind corners where you could lay serious ambush and deny territory for the other side. I manned one of these and waited. A guy runs down into the blind corner, but he moved so fast I barely had time to shoot and put one up at a 45 degree angle. He was hot right on the mouthpeice and was so surprised that he tripped and fell backwards.
Now the image is what is funny. This was before the ban on red paint and we were shooting blood red. So all I see is the entire lower part of his head go blood red and he falls backwards. For a second I thought I killed the guy somehow. He was fine, just surprised and eating paint.
This next one was recent, at Paintball Arena in Long Island, NY. We were playing speedball and me and another guy on my team sprint for the 50 on the break. He's carrying a 'Mag Classic with Warp feed. He does a knee slide into the barrier (it was more like a retaining wall) and starts shooting.
Unbeknownst to him, the impact of him with the wall, dislodged his hopper. So he is shooting out his warp feed, but with no hopper. As he got the barrier first, the hopper landed at my feet when I got to the wall.
So as he shoots out the warp, I pick up his hopper and tap him on the shoulder. He is wondering why he is no longer feeding paint, when I hand him his hopper in the middle of the game.
Amusing, if not funny.
Ogre
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