Smackity, Smackity, SMACK!!! TK, you hearing me?

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  • Esh
    Sapper
    • Jul 2003
    • 28

    #61
    I thought that the real reason was that when you take a lot of shots to the head the hair starts to wear away kind of like sandpaper on a board. Just kind of makes it all smooth and all.
    Esh
    AKA: Vagabond Soldier

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    • TooDamnSweet
      Sweetest Member
      • Apr 2002
      • 1737

      #62
      Originally posted by Star_Base_CGI
      NO SEX FOR YOU!

      I mean soup.
      LMBO!!!! Good One!! I actually laughed out loud.

      But gibby's smile did me in and I forgave him for having a temporary lapse of sanity.....it usually happens in my absence, since he's at work you may hear from him again.



      That's just WRONG!

      Originally posted by Miscue
      Romeo... bah! He's a pathetic fool who was lamely obsessed with the impressionable Juliet.

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      • Timmee
        eBay addict
        • Apr 2002
        • 1770

        #63
        Originally posted by TooDamnSweet


        LMBO!!!! Good One!! I actually laughed out loud.

        But gibby's smile did me in and I forgave him for having a temporary lapse of sanity.....it usually happens in my absence so you may hear from him again.



        That's just WRONG!
        But oh so funny!
        There are three kinds of people in the world: Those who can count, and those who can't.

        With understanding comes understanding.

        If the saying is true that we are what we eat, aren't we all just cannibals?

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        • Evil Preacher
          Evil Inc.
          • Dec 2002
          • 97

          #64
          William Shatner: "Bones do you think there is anyone around that bunker?"

          Pacman: "I keep telling you I am Pacman... Pacman not McCoy"
          Try as I might, I can't understand why people keep going out of their way to walk into a paintball that I have just shot into the air.

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          • Pacman
            Registered User
            • Nov 2002
            • 25

            #65
            Conversations with your commander!

            Tom Kaye: Peach, there's players down there.

            Evil Peach: Let's run down and shoot us one!

            --------------

            Will Bill: Pac, There's players down there.

            Pacdaddy: Let's Walk and shoot them ALL!


            IMPORTANT NOTICE: For the sum of $19.95 donated to the Ahead with Horses charity, Pacdaddy will instruct any AOer's in the fine art of Smack Talk. (This should raise a lot of money. I'd bet TK will have his check in the mail like super fast. He'd prolly need to make it out for $199.95)

            Quantifying and Qaulifying this post with a sig...

            A: Pacdaddy

            Q: is there any point?
            Pacman

            AGD Tac One E-Mag..... Sweet!!!!!

            Pac's # 1 Rule: Make sure the person you're shooting at is having as much fun as you are!

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            • Albinonewt
              Team Icky Forest
              • Apr 2003
              • 2456

              #66
              Re: Conversations with your commander!

              Originally posted by Pacman
              Tom Kaye: Peach, there's players down there.

              Evil Peach: Let's run down and shoot us one!

              --------------

              Will Bill: Pac, There's players down there.

              Pacdaddy: Let's Walk and shoot them ALL!

              Oh so tactical experience is your new excuse for strolling through the woods like a couple of invalids with the inability to outrun a crippled midget running up hill a blizzard. It'd ok Pac, we understand that you floating heads don't move that quick.

              Which reminds me of Sharon Stone's Western movie.

              There's us, The Quick

              And there's you The Dead
              Last edited by Albinonewt; 08-15-2003, 10:36 AM.
              Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger

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              • Pacman
                Registered User
                • Nov 2002
                • 25

                #67
                Finally, Someone with some smack ability!

                Whoo Hoooo,

                I got Shhuuumacked by a little white slimey lizard.

                Touche' bro, Now that was funny...

                Pac
                Pacman

                AGD Tac One E-Mag..... Sweet!!!!!

                Pac's # 1 Rule: Make sure the person you're shooting at is having as much fun as you are!

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                • Albinonewt
                  Team Icky Forest
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 2456

                  #68
                  Re: Finally, Someone with some smack ability!

                  Originally posted by Pacman
                  Whoo Hoooo,

                  I got Shhuuumacked by a little white slimey lizard.

                  Touche' bro, Now that was funny...

                  Pac
                  hehe, no smack talking class will be required. I thank ye' for the generous offer though

                  And newts aren't slimey, we just have drooling problem...
                  Last edited by Albinonewt; 08-15-2003, 10:36 AM.
                  Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger

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                  • doc_Zox
                    Team Dead by Dawn
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 723

                    #69
                    U ain't got no alibi...

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                    • Dayspring
                      aka- The Day Wang

                      • May 2001
                      • 9664

                      #70
                      Since Pacman plays as well as Shatner sings, this will be EASY!

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                      • AGD
                        The man from AGD

                        • Oct 2000
                        • 5916

                        #71
                        Packman is sure boasting about how he is going to "school" me but you know the old saying....

                        "Those who can't do...teach..."


                        AGD
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                        • Star_Base_CGI
                          Official Trekkie, Kirk Spy
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 778

                          #72
                          Tom Im afraid to stand to close to Pacman during paintball.

                          I dont want to get hurt.
                          All your farm animals are belong to us.

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                          • Darkstorm
                            Texas Ranger
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 313

                            #73
                            Its okay....

                            Star_base.....

                            Don't worry about standing close to Pacman, you won't get hurt. Remember last year when it got bad...

                            Shatner - Surrenders ("Take me to your leader")
                            Pacman - Calls timeout

                            Just don't stand near Mancow ("TargetBOY") that would not be a good place to be.

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                            • Pacman
                              Registered User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 25

                              #74
                              AGD POSTS: Packman is sure boasting about how he is going to "school" me but you know the old saying....

                              "Those who can't do...teach..."

                              AGD
                              _________________

                              HUmmmm, Let me think..........

                              STRIKE ONE: TK Travels the country teaching classes on Automags...

                              STRIKE TWO: TK was at the Ronn Stern Paintball Camps (August 03) and was NOT A Camper, but rather a WHAT???? A Teacher...

                              SHALL I CONTINUE TOM????

                              END of Lesson one of Shhhuuumack Talk 101. "How to get gakked with your own words"

                              As we turn the page to August 31st 2003 Tom looks to Pacman to teach another lesson in Shhhuumack Talk but rather finds class has been let out for the day. Seems Pacman is way too busy trying to creat an audience for Wayne Brady and Tom to tell stories to in the dead box.

                              Pacman
                              Pacman

                              AGD Tac One E-Mag..... Sweet!!!!!

                              Pac's # 1 Rule: Make sure the person you're shooting at is having as much fun as you are!

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                              • TooDamnSweet
                                Sweetest Member
                                • Apr 2002
                                • 1737

                                #75
                                Originally posted by Star_Base_CGI
                                Tom Im afraid to stand to close to Pacman during paintball.

                                I dont want to get hurt.
                                Standing next to Pacman is probably one of the safest places you could be. The man has skillz!! I had the opportunity to watch him in action at Shatnerball I, it was only for a few seconds but I was very very impressed!

                                I got to see Tom in action a couple of times too. Unfortunately it wasn't at Shatnerball (I saw him before the game and after the game). It was at Jungle Island in CA several months ago. It was an awesome site to see him play. I wish I could've made it to the get-together that weekend, I heard he gave out alot of good player tips.

                                Anyways, Wild Bill, the Magnifisent 7 and that other guy....oh yeah Mancowe are gonna kick some major booty! Tom and Wayne Brady's team won't be able to sit for a week.

                                Originally posted by Miscue
                                Romeo... bah! He's a pathetic fool who was lamely obsessed with the impressionable Juliet.

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