Smackity, Smackity, SMACK!!! TK, you hearing me?

[Dayspring]

I've heard more harsh language from Nuns...

You guys suck at smack talk.

[Furby]

Man oh man...this is one of those situations where I wished I wasn't going to be acting in my capacity as unbiased media...as a player I'd have a plethora of choices for my gakk list:

Mancow: The name alone warrants a space on the Furby Gakk List.

Pacman: Arguably one of the most accomplished scenario game players in the world...someone I respect and someone I know. The challenge represented by putting you on the Furby Gakk List would be difficult to pass up.

TK: The master of the 'mag...the man himself. To shoot TK would earn me bragging rights for years to come...only because I'd shoot him with an Angel, rather than what he considers a worthy gun.

Wayne Brady: Hollywood glamour meets the PA wilderness. What can I say? Shooting a comedian would be worth doing just for the one liners that'd come out as he walked off the field!

Tyger: The king of the rec scene, and new convert to the joys of electronic guns. He makes the Gakk List for all the times he referred to electroguns as "$2000 Penis Replacements". Like my friend Aiki from the Moist Donuts says: "Why does a scenario player need a high end gun? Because sometimes it's 7 vs. 70" Shooting Tyger would be fun just because of the outfit...he'd like shooting back at me just 'cause I'm hairy and mean.

Shatner: Last but not least...even at 72, he's got the heart of a (AGD) Lion and the cajones to match. The tears I'd bring to trekkie's eyes when I told of how I shot the Captain would warm my heart. I'd forget the part where his wife bunkered me into the next dimension after capping her husband.

I swear. If this year's event doesn't make last year's event look like newbie day at the local walkon field, then there's something seriously amiss. With all the talent gathering for this event, there just no excuse to not be there! It truely bothers me that I won't be playing this year...the options I would have available to me for the Gakk List are simply amazing, and not likely to be repeated any time soon. But oh well. I'll have alot of fun interviewing, photographing and filming the lot of you...just because I KNOW one of you will be eating your words at the end of the day...and I'll be there to record it for posterity!

[Tyger]

Originally posted by Furby

Tyger: The king of the rec scene, and new convert to the joys of electronic guns. He makes the Gakk List for all the times he referred to electroguns as "$2000 Penis Replacements". ...Shooting Tyger would be fun just because of the outfit...he'd like shooting back at me just 'cause I'm hairy and mean.

Umm...

It IS a $2000 penile replacement. If I could "Whip it out" and mark a player 200 feet away, I wouldn't NEED an e-mag.

"It washes out!"
"You're sick."

I don't hunt platers down, mi amigo. Waste of time. I'm not worroed about YOU. I'm worred about the other 50-100 yabos following you.

And you have no idea about the costume for Shatnerball....

-Tyger

[Furby]

Chronoing would be bear too...good thing you got the Emag...

[Pacman]

Tom,

I have attempted to engage you in civil Hostilities (Smack Talk) on this board, to no avail (Seems there is some rummy on here that has the handle "AGD President really" posting on your behalf But he don't have the Cajones to put a sig on his posts). I've attempted to get you to come out of the Geek shop for a moment(Psssttt... PUT THE LEVEL 12 hyperdine V grip MAG DOWN FOR A MOMENT!) And have you enlighten the AOer's on this board with your Superior Battle tactics, Wit and Wisdom on how you plan on handling the game. Afterthought??? If at all.... hummmmm....

These folks hang on your every word, Yet you remain ever so silent... Is your pahtooty still sore from last year's Romp?

If the game goes the way the Smack Talk on this board has gone, it will be a breeze. I'll have a couple of worthy AOer's to get thru before shooting you once in each cheek.

As I said in my initial post.... B game....

Pacman

BTW: What's an Omar Tartan?

[Star_Base_CGI]

PACMAN I think us band of Furistic Sci Fi Calvary members will whoop the Borgs this year.

We have so many things going for us..

1. Were Nerdy Geniouses. Sure AO members are smart but we watch Star Trek and we build computers for breakfast. Than we go out and run 3 miles.

2. WEre very annoying. We can clear a house out in 5 minutes. Specially on Wednsday night at 8:00.

3. Were good at RPGs. Trekkies are very good at Scenarious. Were good at D&D, Diablo, STar Craft and Mechbattles. Trekkies are mad smart at adding up point values.

That said we will be out, IN FORCE grabbing all the points and leaving the borgs with how many points?

How many points are we going to leave for the other team?

PACMAN?

Points denied!

[Albinonewt]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Star_Base_CGI
PACMAN I think us band of Furistic Sci Fi Calvary members will whoop the Borgs this year.

We have so many things going for us..

1. Were Nerdy Geniouses. Sure AO members are smart but we watch Star Trek and we build computers for breakfast. Than we go out and run 3 miles.

And I'll bet you in a few hundred years when warp drives are all the rage you're know plenty more about them then the rest of us. However, until paintball guns are direct energy weapons you'd best leave it to us "low-techs"

2. WEre very annoying. We can clear a house out in minutes. Specially on Wednsday night at 8:00.

I can vouch for this, you are quite annoying. Your posts on quality of life are enough to make a sane person want to kill themselves

3. Were good at RPGs. Trekkies are very good at Scenarious. Were good at D&D, Diablo, STar Craft and Mechbattles. Trekkies are mad smart at adding up point values.

Uh huh. Good at role-playing games are we? Well, when someone dressed as an elf threatens my fiefdom with a fireball strike I'll be sure to give you a call. Until then I plan to shoot my way out of problems. I'm sure your extensive table top cheese puff fests will come in very handy out in the woods.

That said we will be out, IN FORCE grabbing all the points and leaving the borgs with how many points?

When I see a bunch of pimple ridden, big glasses wearing, only seen naked women on TV, hyper nerds rolling on my posistion and taking hits from their inhalers to stay in the game I'll be sure to blast as many of you as I can possibly manage.

How many points are we going to leave for the other team?

The day I fear a bunch of people that turned Troi and Crusher into sex symbols is the day I slit my own throat. You people still worship the Priceline guy, star of Loaded Weapon I. Puh-Lease

[Dayspring]

And THAT, ladies is how you layeth the smack down!

OWNAGE!!!

[Star_Base_CGI]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Albinonewt

Originally posted by Star_Base_CGI
When I see a bunch of pimple ridden, big glasses wearing, only seen naked women on TV, hyper nerds rolling on my posistion and taking hits from their inhalers to stay in the game I'll be sure to blast as many of you as I can possibly manage.

At least we will be able to see what were shooting at because alls youll be wearing is paint.

[Albinonewt]

Wow, that was some snappy comeback...

[Dayspring]

What do you expect from a Trekkie? They can't work outside the script.

Just remember- you all wear red shirts. Red Shirted people die quickly. Just like last year. We may not have had the most points, but we had the highest kill count.

Expect us to improve on that.

[Albinonewt]

Originally posted by Dayspring
What do you expect from a Trekkie? They can't work outside the script.

I think that was the Trekkie equivelant to "I know you are but what am I?"

[Dayspring]

Whose side are you on anyway?!

[Pacman]

TO: Mr. Tom Kaye, Wayne Brady & the rest of the Bad Guys.

Gentlemen,

First and foremost I am "Wild Bill" Shatners Executive Officer for the Spplat Attack II event, AKA Shatnerball. I put into action my Commanders battle plans. In this case, thats not other than William Shatner.

If past experience is any teacher/indicator of things to come then you should be scared. Afraid? Be Very Afraid!

The Captain keeps his battle plans & strategies very closely guarded. You seek to draw him out on this board with silly enuendo and taunts not worthy of any Shatner fan. Although we do find your attempt humerous, misguided but humerous.

Bill discusses with me his overall strategy, how he wants the game to shape up, Battle plans and tactics. I put this stratagy into pratice while Bill goes out into the field and leads from the FRONT ensuring a resounding Victory!

Gentlemen (especialy Tom Kaye, Wayne Brady you might want to watch the video also!! Wink wink!) if there is any doubt in your minds then I suggest you purchase a copy of the Documentary "Spplat Attack" It testifies to the Prowess, playing skills and leadership abilties of Wild Bill. If futher chronicles the defeat you suffered last year at the hands of William Shatner.

If you still have doubt, then my suggestion is this: Sign up for the Spplat Attack II and come and get some!

To let you in on just a tid bit of information and things to come Chew on this for a while.

1) Wild Bill & his Magnificent Seven will ride again!
2) Mancow has joined Bill's ranks this year!
3) Wayne Brady & Tom Kaye are our oppents.... Whoopdedo
4) Our secret weapon "E-Liz" Simply Enough Said!!! E-Liz ROCKS!

Patrick "Pacman" McKinnon
XO
Member of Shatners Magnificent Seven
_________________
Federation XO, William Shatner Spplat Attack!

[Star_Base_CGI]

Pacman: We won. Omar has surrendered.

We have to find someone to replace Wayne.
He watched SPplat and now hes not coming.

Weeee.