you know your a paintball junkie when...

[dixieoutfitter94]

you miss a family wedding becasue you had to use the rest of your paint before it got too old.

When your mom asks "would you rather have a fire place, or a pool?" you say "a couple of xmags".

When your parents wont buy you anything paintball related for Christmas because they know you will have traded/sold it before new years.

keep it going but keep it clean.

I found this on MCB THIS IS NOT MY IDEA! Anybody from MCB, please dont say I stole this from Runamok. They have some good ones on MCB; lets see what you guys can do!

[SocialD]

...you miss your Grandma's funeral to go to Skyball '98.

[tech-chan]

you get random peices of metal out of the truck and wonder if they are as tough as your mag.

[Bartman]

...you miss your Grandma's funeral to go to Skyball '98.

Been there, not skyball, but I missed my grand ma's funeral becasue I was at World cup

[blake20]

Still married.... for now

Your wife threatens to divorce you because of all the markers you have. But wait she threatened that before I started playing paintball!!

[garbageman705]

When you order 10,000 paintballs at a time.

[Rudz]

when you choose your xmag over your girlfriend, it was worth it, ask my freinds...

[ObieJ30]

When you take your mag apart night after night, just to keep yourself from going crazy in the off season.

When you buy something paintball related everytime you get a paycheck

[Mortisdeum]

...you have to use more then one hand to count all the markers that you own.

..you read the manuals for guns you don't own. (or your an airsmith)

..you have a large rubber made bin full of all your stock parts you saved.

[phizz]

When your parents wont buy you anything paintball related for Christmas because they know you will have traded/sold it before new years.

Oh this is so me, except its my friends and not my parents, I always get in trouble because they buy me stuff then I tire of it and sell it, they tend to get upset about this..

[djellum]

Junkies

Openning your own anodizing shop is a cost savings.

Dremel bits are a weekly expense.

You actually pay money for a parts marker.

You've ever passed on or paid for a marker because of the serial #

You invite 12 people from work to go paintballing and tell them they just need to bring paint.

[foefumm]

When you drive down the freeway and everytime you see some land with trees & brush you think "that would make a good field".

[Mongoose]

When you drive down the freeway and everytime you see some land with trees & brush you think "that would make a good field".

Classic!!!!!!!

[BigEvil]

....when you start your own paintball forum

[ProblemKinder]

if you actually wish harm upon another person for not recognizing paintball as a sport.