you know your a paintball junkie when...

[ShotgunFacelift]

you move to china,

Spend all day at work following every post on pbnation, AO, and about 5 other boards

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Organize about 6 or your friends to strip a phantom down to it's component parts, disguise these pieces as trinkets, computer components, etc.
And then ship the multiple packages to 3 different addresses using anything but your registered name.

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Rebuild and test the phantom, during the night, with pillows over the windows and music playing, cause your neighbors will turn you in.

Still had the friendly foreign relations dept. of the Shanghai police dept visit, twice.

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Went to the only paintball field in china (not including Hong Kong) The Shanghai Weichang Corporate team building park, which is run by the military police. To play with said phantom

Or more accurately the field is run by the useless son of a military police official, because he failed the entrance exam, and needed a job.

Abuse the hell out of the french trading company employees who are there to synergize their team work ethic.

And then have the phantom taken away from me by the owner of the field (the useless son)

Now back to square one.

Looking for DM3 to break down into component pieces, and ship from multiple persons.......

[MournBlade]

You're just not asking nice enough.

[jade_monkey07]

i wasnt ready for such a sad story today ill shoot some people for you tonight

you move to china,

Spend all day at work following every post on pbnation, AO, and about 5 other boards

+

Organize about 6 or your friends to strip a phantom down to it's component parts, disguise these pieces as trinkets, computer components, etc.
And then ship the multiple packages to 3 different addresses using anything but your registered name.

+

Rebuild and test the phantom, during the night, with pillows over the windows and music playing, cause your neighbors will turn you in.

Still had the friendly foreign relations dept. of the Shanghai police dept visit, twice.

+

Went to the only paintball field in china (not including Hong Kong) The Shanghai Weichang Corporate team building park, which is run by the military police. To play with said phantom

Or more accurately the field is run by the useless son of a military police official, because he failed the entrance exam, and needed a job.

Abuse the hell out of the french trading company employees who are there to synergize their team work ethic.

And then have the phantom taken away from me by the owner of the field (the useless son)

Now back to square one.

Looking for DM3 to break down into component pieces, and ship from multiple persons.......

[spiked_bad_monkey]

when you want a new gun you buy it peice by peice just so you can build it your self & call it custom & because your too broke to afford to buy a new/used/complete gun

when your sitting watching tv or a movie & you have your gun in hand walking the trigger

when you paint your car or anything else you can get your hands on to match the anno on your gun

when you get a tattoo of your gun or the manufacturers logo

[blitzkriegboom!]

when youve gove across the road, and spent a whole day dragging wood up from a neighbors garbage and stick em in your backyard

whenever you see a scrap plywood pile on the side of the road all you hear is "STOP THE CAR!"

when the neighbors dont even bother asking why their tree is orange anymore

[dixieoutfitter94]

when your sitting watching tv or a movie & you have your gun in hand walking the trigger

thats me!

If you have the board on your new gun figured out by the time you get home from the paintball store.

If you have ever lubed your 98 custom with trani. Fluid.

If you keep all your gear by your bed so you can look at it while your trying to wake up.

If you have ever cut your vacation short because your buddies decided to play a game of night ball.

[surfbum]

when you go paintballing on sunday, and you spend all the next week wait for it to be the weekend again so you can ball again

when you buy another marker, just cause you got a good deal on it

[spiked_bad_monkey]

when you think your girlfriend is 10 times sexier when she's wearing just your paintball jersey

[cyberave68]

When your wife offers you some lovins as your heading out to go play paintball and guess what!!! You go play paintball instead...

[pyrodragon]

When your wife offers you some lovins as your heading out to go play paintball and guess what!!! You go play paintball instead...

lol....

you take ur gear with you when you go out of town in case of a pick up game.
u fail to remove paintball equipment from truck just for a high noon showdown.
the fire station knows you by name because u fill the scuba tanks there often and they know it's too cold to go diving and they don't ask what ur planning on doing.
u have job offers standing at paintball fields because u know way too much info about paintball.
when you go to the field and spend all free time selling the benefits of a Automag.

[dixieoutfitter94]

if you have ever seen a kid wearing an SP jacket and asked why he liked smart sparts (sp jacket=south pole).

If you say balls more then five times a day.

if when you listen to a song and think that it would be good for a paintball video.

if you have 5 pages of photobucket pictures and all of them are of paintball guns.

[MrBlack]

..you read the manuals for guns you don't own. (or your an airsmith)

..you have a large rubber made bin full of all your stock parts you saved.

Damn this is me!

[MrBlack]

when the Paintball store owner Tells you to leave or he putting you to work :)

Been there! R&S Paintball Kenosha WI... before they moved the second time.

[jade_monkey07]

when youve posted more then 10 ideas in this thread

[spiked_bad_monkey]

you can set the dwell, debounce, rof, or any other mode on a gun but you still cant set the vcr