you know your a paintball junkie when...

[Ruler_Mark]

When you spend more time surfing pb forums then doing your job

[RavishingEddie]

When you're helping a customer and suddenly day dream of how cool your gun is going to be when finished. Then the customer says "So what do you think?"

[d4m4don3]

When other customers at the local pb shop think you're an employee.

[RRfireblade]

My post from a couple years ago :

When you get up in the morning and the first thing you do is check AO,BEFORE you take a leak.

When you tell paintball stories to people who don't play and you think THIER nuts because they have no idea what the heck your talking about.

When you stop eating out to save money for paintball.

When you stop eating to save money for paintball.

When you have more money tied up in paintball gear than in your car.

When you have no car BECAUSE all your money is tied up in paintball gear.

When you have enough paintball gear that if you sold it all you could BUY a brand new car.

You keep all your gear packed and ready next to the door,"just in case".

You've figured out a dozen or so ways to alter your paintgun for home defense.

Your paintgun is displayed along with the rest of your family pictures.

You've put away all your family pictures to make room for your paintgun display.

You blew off a girl for paintball w/ guys.

You broke up w/ a girl because of "Paintball".

You broke up with a girl 'cause she shoots another brand gun.

You know where your paintgun is but your not so sure where your wallet is right now.

You know exactly how many Paintballs you have left right now but your not sure how much toothpaste is left in the tube.

You shower and shave BEFORE you go play paintball and not after.

There are types of food you won't eat but you've tasted a paintball just to see what it tastes like.

EVERY negative news story on paintball pisses you off and spells the end of paintball but you don't know who your local government representitives are.

You know who Tom Kaye,Bud Orr and Bob Long is but you don't know who Dennis Hastert,Bill Frist or Tom Daschle is.

[XMAG-XT00125]

You tell your girlfriend to sit in the back seat because the front is for my Ego...

[thahouse]

when you always forget birthdays, anniversaries, ect. but you never forget when the next paintball event/game is.

when you attempt to make custom guns with spare parts from other guns

when you try to train your girlfriend/wife how to paintball

when you dump a girl because she doesnt support your habit of paintball

when you would ditch a date because theres an opportunity to paintball

when you use reballs and use your house as a Close quarter combat training area

when you attempt to be a sniper and stalk the cat try to barrel tap it without it noticing/hearing you

sniping off the back patio at squirrels in the yard

Riding the ATV and doing drive bys at random trees with your paint pistol

[Ratt]

...when your 5-year-old assumes that every package that comes in the mail is "more parts for daddy's paintball guns!", or "another paintball gun for daddy to scare mommy with!"

[PBChappy]

when the Paintball store owner Tells you to leave or he putting you to work :)

[foefumm]

LOL you guys are terrible! paintball fanatics :)

[maniacmechanic]

this is for Nu-Metal ; when you would rather live under a bridge with your X Mag

[dixieoutfitter94]

this is for Nu-Metal ; when you would rather live under a bridge with your X Mag

I was waiting for him to say something but thanks for taking care of it.


We should have a thread like this for gun whores but there probly is'nt enought on AO.

[tippett]

you ask your wife to move so you can be closer to a particular field.

you name your pets after popular paintball figures such as my dogs Tom and Kaye.

you are thankful you lost your job because of pervious scheduling conflicts which won't be a problem now.

you believe your investments into paintball gear will one day help you retire.

three out of the four magazines in your bathroom are paintball magazines (the fourth is a videogame magazine).

not even a broken arm and hand can keep you from playing although it did stop me from playing pump.

your home page is set to 7 different paintball sites which you either buy from, sell on or read about paintball related news.

your praying for another kid because you need a sixth for an alternate on your family paintball team.

given the choice you would rather clean your markers then have anything to do with your wife.

you next tattoo will be your 4th paintball related

you are thinking about painting a room in your house to match the same colorfill as the brand of paintballs you use.

cops have been called to your house for excessive noise due to a backyard paintball game which got out of hand because one person wouldn't call themselves out after they were clearly shot and the rest of the players decided he needed to be taught a lesson about being honest.

you have been told you should attend a paintball support group to kick your habit but you are glad they haven't been invented yet.

you married your wife because she knew the difference between an Automag and an Autococker.

you have never been late for a paintball game but your friends question why you can't make it to work on time.

you wear paintball branded clothing just so you can explain to everyone the sport you play.

you think it is fun to dig through the backroom of the local paintball store looking for old paintball parts that don't go to any current gun on the wall.

you would play paintball by yourself if you could just figure out a way to dodge a shot at point-blank range.

you have already made arrangements to be burried with your favorite marker provided you don't trade it for another one first.

all you can think about is how can I throw more paint with a marker capped at 15BPS.

you take the equity out of your home to open a field and store without your wife's knowledge.

[olinar]

^^^^^^^^Summary of your life?^^^^^^^^^

When you sleep on the floor because your bed is currently being used by your paintball gear.

[dixieoutfitter94]

Those are the best ones so far. Especialy the one about playing pump with a broken arm. I played with a broken thumb once but thats obviously not as bad.

I thought of a new one; You know your a pb junkie if you have ever sold one marker as three incomplete ones. (The guy wanted a 2-4-1).

[jade_monkey07]

hahahahah these are so me

When you drive down the freeway and everytime you see some land with trees & brush you think "that would make a good field".

your home page is set to 7 different paintball sites which you either buy from, sell on or read about paintball related news.

you would play paintball by yourself if you could just figure out a way to dodge a shot at point-blank range.

you have already made arrangements to be burried with your favorite marker provided you don't trade it for another one first.
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