Spank Daddy's looking for team members for NJ- AO meet

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  • 845
    Banned
    • Nov 2001
    • 1809

    #46
    You could ask my dad he is 55 and has a big belly.

    [email protected]

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    • FatMan
      Fat Wang
      • Feb 2002
      • 926

      #47
      Originally posted by 845
      You could ask my dad he is 55 and has a big belly.

      [email protected]
      If he plays paintball then send him on down!

      FatMan

      Dirty old men need love too!

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      • graycie
        disgruntled
        • Oct 2001
        • 664

        #48
        Originally posted by cphilip
        Gracie...you sound like your a candidate for the team! Want some candy?
        /cringe
        repeats to self "bad man! bad man!"

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        • Temo Vryce
          Super Chicken
          • Sep 2001
          • 1023

          #49
          Originally posted by cphilip
          LOL!

          Dang I wish you were coming...
          I wish I could come too but I can't make and I don't fit the requirements you set forth for the team, well I actually I do fit them but there's a lot of spare room.

          Age: 27
          Hieght: 6'4"
          Wieght: 150lbs (160lbs after a good meal)

          I'll have to dig up a picture for you sometime. Actually I think I know where I can get one or two.

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          • Temo Vryce
            Super Chicken
            • Sep 2001
            • 1023

            #50
            Ok here's proof that I'm a skiny redneck.
            Hmm no Image

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            • Temo Vryce
              Super Chicken
              • Sep 2001
              • 1023

              #51
              attempt 2

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              • FatMan
                Fat Wang
                • Feb 2002
                • 926

                #52
                Hey Ya'll!

                Spank Daddy is announcing that the NJ AO meet will feature the first national appearance of Old-Fart Paintball, with FatMan and Uncle Phil.

                Drop on by the cabana to say hi! If you are a girl or a lady, come one by for a piece of candy and a paintball cocktail (complete with little umbrellas). Guys, come by to get a look at the ladies! At lunch time we'll be grillin' up something good - so come on by and you can watch and wish you were as well fed as we are! And if you see a nice fat possum or armadillo on the way to the field, grab it and we'll cook it for ya!

                FatMan and Uncle Phil are drivin' up from the deep south, so if there's any southern stuff you need - like grits or boiled peanuts and stuff, let us know and we might bring ya some! We're thinking about bringin' our git-fiddles, so maybe there'll be some pickin' later on!

                Remember, when you see FatMan or Uncle Phil, we're not Yankees, so talk slow and don't use big words!

                Guess that's all for now - let ya know if anything else comes up.

                FatMan

                Dirty old men need love too!

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                • cphilip
                  Former Moderator

                  • Jun 2026
                  • 16216

                  #53
                  Old Farts camp is coming together now. Loadin some stuff now. I am just torn between the 5 foot box fan and the 7000 W generator or the smaller fan and the 1700 W generator...hmmmm...

                  The cooler choice was easy...the 120 Quart marine of course.

                  Think I should bring the 4 wheeler and trailer? Is it gonna be far from the parking to the staging area?

                  Oh and we wish to invite all the ladies by for coctails and candy! You will have no trouble finding it. It will be obvious!!!!!

                  Oh shoot! I forgot to even pack the Paintball gear! I may not have room!!!!!


                  AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

                  cphilip.com

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                  • graycie
                    disgruntled
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 664

                    #54
                    Originally posted by cphilip
                    Oh and we wish to invite all the ladies by for coctails and candy!
                    /scared

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                    • dropkick1
                      "mary" DDS
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 1220

                      #55
                      i'll be your groupie, but i can't come to jersey. i'll be in jim thorpe playing the d-day scenario at skirmish with 1400 + people coming.

                      ken



                      skateboard=me=8 years

                      good traders:grey goose, coffeynitro, langrage, bond1313, flipirit, rogue factor, kirby, banziamf, thelar, BTautomag, Littmag, thilbo, dirtybunny, thing, xadamx

                      R.I.P Zach Daly

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                      • cphilip
                        Former Moderator

                        • Jun 2026
                        • 16216

                        #56
                        Oh look Walt! Ken wants to be a groupie!

                        (I do not think you have the right "equipment" we are looking for in groupies Ken but thanks...)


                        AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

                        cphilip.com

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                        • dropkick1
                          "mary" DDS
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 1220

                          #57
                          haha, i'm not that kinda groupie, i can get your equipment ready or whatever. obviously i don't have that equipment but i'm the best thing u got so far.

                          ken



                          skateboard=me=8 years

                          good traders:grey goose, coffeynitro, langrage, bond1313, flipirit, rogue factor, kirby, banziamf, thelar, BTautomag, Littmag, thilbo, dirtybunny, thing, xadamx

                          R.I.P Zach Daly

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                          • cphilip
                            Former Moderator

                            • Jun 2026
                            • 16216

                            #58
                            Originally posted by dropkick1
                            ....but i'm the best thing u got so far.

                            ken

                            How sadly true...



                            AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

                            cphilip.com

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                            • dropkick1
                              "mary" DDS
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 1220

                              #59
                              oh wait i'm an idiot, i can be a roadie.

                              ken



                              skateboard=me=8 years

                              good traders:grey goose, coffeynitro, langrage, bond1313, flipirit, rogue factor, kirby, banziamf, thelar, BTautomag, Littmag, thilbo, dirtybunny, thing, xadamx

                              R.I.P Zach Daly

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                              • cphilip
                                Former Moderator

                                • Jun 2026
                                • 16216

                                #60
                                OK KEN! Your our very first "Idiot Roadie"!


                                AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

                                cphilip.com

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