I was just thinking about this...but what has been some funny things you have heard on the feild or heard people say while playing. I just thought it would be cool to see what people have heard.
-
-Every Thing Is A Pile -
"Dude! THAT ANGEL TOOK OUT OUR ENTIRE TEAM"
"Dude! I GOT SHOT BY THE ANGEL IT HURT SOOOOOO MUCH!"
"Dude! THEY HAVE LIKE A SNIPER RIFLE!
o man i've heard so many things as a ref.
-
Once during a game at the local league, my teamate was looking to move. Dialouge to ensue
Teammate - Zach! Cover me... wait, no! Just sit there!
Because has Zach done any sort of covering, he would've been hit in the back of the head. (Zach isn't really the most awake person... Not exactly best suited to covering people, but he's too slow to make it past midfield)So you've got an E-Mag, Warpfeed, LX, and a complete set of barrels. You can shoot a steady 13 bps and bunker me like it's no problem...
But do you know where your towel is?Comment
-
-
from the shattnerball pump turnie..
"STOP IM ON YOUR TEAM!!!!!!!"
yelled by me as i was getting lit up by my own team when i made it to the other side of the 50.
from the judge in the WDP v Sp case.... " i find it significant that aside from a somewhat limited notebook produced by gaston, the four named inventors offer NO documentation of there work or there contributions to the conception or reduction to practice of the claimed invention"Comment
-
WHOOOOOOOOOOOA! look at him go! he's takin on the whole team. (this as they stand there and give me absolutely no cover fire
i did end up taking out the entire team though. 
hehe newbies. 
)
Comment
-
Me and two friends were playing an indoor speedball field. One of the games was 15v15 on a field that's smaller than most sup air fields. We start out, get behind our bunkers (with 30 people on the field, we had a bad selection of starting bunkers) and go at it. One of my friends moves to another bunker (after we give him cover) and gets pinned into a stand up. A really tight one (he couldn't come out to shoot it was so tight). The other friend of mine looks at the guy he's sharing a bunker with, points at the our friend, and says "Look at that guy, he's screwed."Comment
-
Last time I went to Weekend Warriors NW in Oregon, there was a 14 year old kid there bragging about his special "Spyder Series 2000" paintball marker and how it made him so good. Then he kept insisting the teams were unfair bcuz there were two guys with angel LCD's on the other team (and one of those guys was completely new to paintball- borrowing the angel from his friend). So as the game goes on, he keeps getting out and complaining that the two angels make it unfair, while when he isn't complaining he's bragging to me how fast he can shoot with his POS spyder that isn't even made anymore (so i think). I would have liked a Spyder compact much better then his strange concoction....
My Trading Feedback Thread Great traders: PaInTbAlLeR476, Shrapnel, Magdude, I <3 Mags.
Setup:
Polished Minimag Body
Retro Valve
Intelliframe
Level 10
AGD clear Warp feed
12v RevvyComment
-
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -newbie chick who got shot for her first time in the back. she got so startled/scared/pained she dropped her rental!Pardon my grammical and spelling errors i'm low on time and high on work.
Originally posted by AGD
"I love AZ, I want to move there some day. We will see maybe someday I can do a tour."
AGD
I am holding you to your word!!Comment
-
How about the ever popular:
Bob move up,
Bob move up,
Bob cover me,
Bob,,,,Bob?,,,,,,,,,,,,Bob?
While they don't know that Bob was shot off the break.
If you aren't playing, then ref. You get to see all kinds of cool stuff happen.Good Traders: Tubby NinjaComment
-
preceded byOriginally posted by datapimp69
from the shattnerball pump turnie..
"STOP IM ON YOUR TEAM!!!!!!!"
yelled by me as i was getting lit up by my own team when i made it to the other side of the 50.
"Fred where's he at"
"He's at the right fourty"
little did we know, that we where the only three left on the field.You are the Wormtongue of AO.~bofh
Comment
-
"The Matrix IS REAL!!!"
yelled by a teammate while we were winning the final game in a tournament we won Matrices.Comment
-
kid yelling to me...
"Steve Move up!..."
"Steve MOVE UP YOU ( cuss word) get out from the back and move up!"
Me " Rob im ahead of you!!!" he turns around and sees me at the complete other end of the field...
or the time it was 4 of our team left and we thought 1 more of theres... so i check a 2X1 barrel pramid, a buddy the center, and 2 newbs go to the same barrel cross but facing each other
Me."Ok and move"
Me"clear"
My bud"clear"
POP POP POP POP POP POP
newb 1" im out"
newb 2 " i got Him!!""You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley
Comment
-
My all-time favorite..."oops".
Comment
-
"I dropped my balls all over the place and my barrel fell off"
" did you just see that, the ball curved to hit me"Comment
Comment