Funny things heard on Speedball feild?

[hostage]

(I make a break from the 50 to their 40, I soon realizes that my teamate Jed is in the snake to my left.)

ME: Jed quit firing! (while I run threw Jed's stream of fire. Jed sees the paintfly in slow motion, infront, between my legs then behind me, missing me.)

Jed:OMG!, that was sweet.
(I hit myself self in head for runing threw friendly crossfire)

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"I don't want to play you"
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Ref:"Guy with the mag your with those new guys. Rest on the other team" (I look at my team w/ rentals)
ME: Sigh (I look at other team stacked with more experenced guys than me)
My inner monology: This is going to be a fun game!

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OR the time when my friend was still in at the Austin AO. Matt was like where is everyone? As he was the last guy since he took the last guy out a few minutes ago.
-Hostage

[WhyIsItUpsideDown?]

"Oops! Was that a ref?" as the newb goes back into the bunker while a huge splat on my mask. Ah reffing, so much fun.

[bladerunner]

While reffing a private game between a bunch of 8th graders:

"SOMEBODY HELP ME!! (After peaking over his bunker, he sees 3 guys converging on him) OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY HELP ME...I'M GOING TO DIE, SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!!"

[Raptor3359]

Originally posted by CaPoEiRa
"you mean girls play paintball?"

they do? when did this happen?

me - what r u doing walking around the feild in the middle of a game with no paintball gun?

other kid - my bolt fell out of my gun, i'm looking for it.


he had some BE gun still dont know how he lost his bolt

a funny thing i saw while playing paintball was when i was moving up on this kid and he runs to some other bunker and goes right in front of me, he just stops dead in his tracks and steers at me(like a deer does when looking into the head lights of a car)while i take him out. lol when i asked him about it he doesnt remember it happening

[FutureMagOwner]

"WHERE IS THAT GUY!!!!"*POP POP POP POP POP POP POP* "OW JESUS CHRIST HE BUNKERED US BOTH!!!"

lol thats what happened last time i played speed ball in a 2 on one game

[hostage]

"Your out!" , "I am?", "yes you are", "oops"

(I look down and see I was lit up and i didn't even feel it when I did a bonzi charge and bunkered a few guys.)
-Hostage

[bman1967]

After playing in a tourney with my old skool RT ---

Spectator looking through the netting. How'd you get that thing fully auto? I know that it's illegal to run FA and I'm going to get the Ref over to check your marker.

ME - It's NOT... ( squeeze trigger to fire one shot ) See.?! ( calls for ref )

Spec - No way you are pulling the trigger that fast?!

Ref - Um.. I was watching him... and I'm pretty sure that he IS pulling it that fast.
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Before a Speedball game with an old friend.

(Friend ) Pulls out WGP cocker, remote, and Co2- This is my new Baby!

(ME) Pulls out Warp-Fed RT with Nitro. This is mine...

(Friend) Whatz That? What does it do?

(Me ) see. gassing it up and pulling the trigger... It spins and loads the balls for you.
(Friend) That's neat... but... Where did you get that trigger pull, and can you make mine like that on my cocker?

(Me) ummmm. Not unless you get a Mag.

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[Lone Wolf2]

When I was at my local field we played Sup'Aiball and the teams we're 3 on 10 and they said "The teams are un-even" .

[Pile & A Half]

3 to 10. The teams are un-even?

[Dern]

lol i love that

newb1: I'm hit!
Newb2: I GOT ONE!!!


ololol I love that... its the same in any shooting game....

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

(My best friend's first day using his Ric)

[ball breaks on his hopper hes in a bunker near me]
"Ricochet my ***!!!!"

[Mango]

Heard this one last weekend, as I bunkered a kid:
player 1 screams to teammate: "arrrgggghhh! How did you let the Hulk sneak up on me???"
teammate: "He shot me in the face first!"


hahahahahahaah....*sigh

[Havoc_online]

I've heard too many to list but one that comes to mind...

"you know your RT isnt the fastest thing around anymore, my Timmy can shoot 75BPS..."

[MrMag]

i am walking over to chrono holding my gz, when this guy walks up to me:

Guy- "Nice DYE cocker."
Me- "Oh thanks, but it is a gz intimidator."
Guy- "No it isnt."

i just sighed and walked away

[Fanatic]

here is one i heard last weekend

playing rec ball on a speedball field. had one guy left on the other team in the back bunker..knowing he had a pretty fast gun "angel" and had the intimidation factor "geared up like a pro" decided what the hell, I'll bunker the guy!
ran bonzi up to him to bunker, had my gun low enough not to do some real damage.(tryin for a chest shot) the guy saw how low my gun was pointing, drops his marker and SCREAMS!!"DON'T HIT ME THERE!! IT WILL HURT!!"
laughing at the outburst i shot him on the foot...then rolled on the ground laughing!!

...brings tears to my eye!!