Funny things heard on Speedball feild?

[FooTemps]

Ok, this was when I was out after I was overshot in 3 bursts from one kid.

"i didn't shoot you that much"
"ok, then...see this welt? and this one? and this one? oh yeah, what about this one? I think this is a welt too. Well, this one didn't leave a welt but it hit my mask. Also look here, that's a compound welt of three shots in a 1 inch radius. and look at my hopper and tank. Did I show you the ones on the other side of my body?"
"WHAT, but I only shot your right side! You liar!"
"You should let me finish, I have no hits on my left side"
"oh, oops"

[Lone Wolf2]

At the chrono station my friend walked up and chronoed with his Angel and a kid came up to him and said nice "Auto-Cocker" and an hour or to later another kid came up to the same guy and said "What kind of pump is that".Ha Ha Ha.

[Will Wood]

Newbie looking at my automag..."NICE angel!"
(me) "It's a automag..." --- "It's Automatic!!!?!? Sweet! We are so going to win"

After I preced to charge 2 guys with impulses in a game of hopper ball--They unloaded all the paint (out of about 100 balls each...I would say about 15 hits) on me, I run up behind them and shoot each of them once in the arse before they say "NO you crazy (bad word) I give up!! Don't shoot!!"

"THE REF HAS A GUN!!!!!!!!" (lol don't ask )

After seeing my level 10, "My cocker doesn't chop at all anways." Procceds to shoot...."Uh! Musta been a bad ball or something it normally doesn't do that!" --- "Sure.." I walk off.

[confedman75]

i live in arizona so there are some cliffs the one im talking about is 40 feet tall i was playing woods ball and my team was on a 20 foot cliff and the other team was on a 40 foot cliff they yelled "you can't hit us" so i decided to unload on them for about 5 seconds then i hear "OHHHHHHHHHH, MY P*NIS!!!!!!" and a guy on the ridge i saw his knees buckle and he fell backwards. i was laughing soo hard!

[SiLeNt X]

one of my friends useing my other friends mag for the first time ever gets a barrle brake and takes the barrle off and starts to clean it.

"dude your (insert f word here)ing pos just broke and spilt all my paint on the ground"

[DaosBeoulve]

things heard today

guy1-"Where the heck is the guy with the gatlin gun?"
*insert sounds of a RT Pro firing multiple shots here*
guy1-"I'm out."
guy2-"Me too."
guy3-"There he is."

(they were referring to my warped RT Pro... )

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"What the heck is that thing, and how can it shoot so fast?"

(once again referring to my warped RT pro)

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---these guys were all playing with rentals, and at this point it was a 3(my team) on 5, or so they thought.

guy1-"Where's the guy with the impulse?"
guy2-"Left side."
guy1-"Where's the guy with the blue spyder?"
guy2-"Left side."
guy1-"What about the guy with the mag?"
guy2-"Left side."

a quick second of silence

guy1-"We're in trouble."

They lasted for about 30 more seconds before my team-mate with the impy got around behind them....

[Fred]

Originally posted by datapimp69
from the shattnerball pump turnie..

"STOP IM ON YOUR TEAM!!!!!!!"

yelled by me as i was getting lit up by my own team when i made it to the other side of the 50.

You weren't yelling loud enough... and you were facing the wrong way... :P

hehe!

---Fred (Who bonus-balled Datapimp...)

[rhetor22]

probly the funniest thing i heard, and i hear it often, goes a little something like this:

"@#$%& !*(!@#$& you #!@$&%* THAT HURTS YOU LITTLE @#&@#!$ (!#@$&@#% ONE TIME NOT !@#&$#^ 12 you #!@#$*&@#!$"

Any long stream of curse words after some one is tagged brings me to my knees laughing.

[Micromag Sith]

CHECK YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FooTemps]

I know one...

newbs: yay! We get the guy with the mag!

(note: the field rentals ARE MAGS)

[MantisMag]

Originally posted by Micromag Sith
CHECK YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol! i actually did have to yell that once. another time i had to call a paint check on someone i gogged. "I wasn't sure if it was just splatter or not." meanwhile the entire left side of his mask has a big splat across it.

[davidb]

In a special (read: stupid) game that one of the local fields likes to do, a few players are sent out ahead of the game to be "zombies", and the rest are sent out after them. Anyone hit by a zombie joins their team.

Ref) I'll give you a tip, okay? Now those guys are shooting autos, so that means they can shoot fast, but you can out-range 'em. Just stay back where they can't hit you cause your gun shoots farther.
Me) Good idea...

I don't go to that field anymore.