Why does everyone say Cockers shoot futher.

[TRIAD]

....and over and over

[Load SM5]

Because people are tools who'll believe anything they're fed by a marketing guy.

[davidb]

Ya see, it has to do with the way the valving is discomunimlated from the pump. The cross-postularation of hoses and closed-boltedness makes for an increase in the air-to-air capabilities of the... See, I knew you wouldn't understand this.

Sound familiar? I copied that from my post on the "Because Quality Always Shoots Straight" thread.

Care to know how I dug that up?

[Load SM5]

You forgot to mention the flux capacitor.

[davidb]

Well, that just goes without saying.

[Cliffio]

your all crazy, my cocker shoots way farther than anybody elses gun at my field

and its way more accurate as well


i hope none of you ever play with me, ill shoot you from way afar


Cliff

[Lone Brain Cell]

Coz they know that their "Cocker" is small and they have to find something to brag about!

[davidb]

One question, Cliff...

What are you shooting your Cocker from that makes it fly so straight and far??

[Cliffio]

my 18" boomstick

[oldsoldier]

I use a slingshot....shoots VERY straight!

[Ultimator]

Yeah those cockers ... you can hit planes flying over head if you wanted to.

Originally posted by davidb
... and closed-boltedness makes ...

Btw ... is closed-boltedness a word?

[Cliffio]

Originally posted by Ultimator
you can hit planes flying over head if you wanted to.

EXACTLY


lol


davidb- i was just playin buddy:) i dont have a cocker:)

[Spray Painter]

Hey Cliffio,

i bet you use these paintballs too:

[davidb]

Cliff, I know. You're The Angel Guy that isn't. And if you'll look carefully at MY question, you might notice that you probably misinterpreted it.

What are you shooting your Cocker from that makes it fly so straight and far??

I guess that 18" Boomie would give you a lot of leverage!

[meat]

ALL GUNS SUCK , i prefer to eat alot of beans and shoot p balls out my butt , saves alot of money . It is a very hard tecnique to preform and exposed alot when i lean from a bunker , maybe warp would help? some how? but its the way i like to play and i love the expression on people's faces when they are sure they hit me but i launch the paint ball right back at them. I will have pictures up tomarrow. that is sick man and im kidding about the pics.... and thank god im kidding about the rest!