You know when you're obsessed with paintball when...

[TheJester]

when all your "connections in high places" are from paintball. I got on the team by being on good terms (and fixing his emag) w/ mike, i also get random discounts from him becuase i work the store when they're at a tournament. Lisa's my manager (who's on the team). i bought my car from randy (who's on the team, and is lisa's husband).

[elpimpo]

blakdragon thats just plain wrong thats not an upsestion thats just wrong

[Xan]

...when you ride your bike to work and get rides to the field with your friends or a stranger (yes I hitch-hiked, cause my buddy needed to go to church)

...when you decide not to go to college and go straight into the work force so you can pay for 2 cases of paint a week. (Guilty)

...when you computer had more paintball stickers than a dalmation has spots.

...when you've tried putting a paintball sticker on a dalmation's spots. :)

...when your bike has more stickers than all the food in a super-market (The price gun stickers)

oh yeah..

...When you practice snap shooting with a price gun while on the job.

...When you got fired for reading the paintball magizines when you should have been stocking shelves...3 times (guilty)

...When your riding your paintball sticker covered bike to work you think about how you're making your legs stonger so you can get to the 50 faster.

...When you see graffiti on walls and such you think about how good you could do it with your marker.

...When you have paintball boxes stacked up to your ceiling and have a room specificly devoted to your paintball supplies.

[trevorjk]

Originally posted by BTAutoMag
when you can get stiff/reach orgasm just by looking at an xmag

- guilty -

[elpimpo]

hmm i think im seeing the makings of a 40 year old virgin

[trevorjk]

lol

[schiesz]

Originally posted by FeuerFri
when a co-worker is also on your team and you get board while closing, one with a guacamule(sp?) gun and the other with a sour cream gun, and one in the back of the store, the other in the lobby, and play a lil 1on1.

haha, I worked at TB 12 years ago...Make sure you get the guac gun, it has the range for sure!

[f3rr3+]

you know your obsessed with paintball when youd rather oil your gun then, well... "oil your gun"

[elpimpo]

ha ha ha wtf are u talking about