You know when you're obsessed with paintball when...

[paint magnet]

You try to 'rip' on the following item's triggers:

Windex bottle
Pressure washer
Space bar


You look at hunting magazines and for a second it freaks you out that there's a guy without a barrel plug in his .30-06

You've spent more on Paintball than on your car/house/wife(or boyfriend/husband, I knew Bea or someone would bring it up )

You use paintball terms in ordinary conversations without realizing it

You've ever tried to look up paintball words in a dictionary

Please add more

[-=Squid=-]

You know your obssessed with paintball when you do a search to make sure this hasnt been done before...and it has

[darklord]

I've ripped on several "triggers", windex bottles included, as well as Guncon light guns at arcades (Time Crisis 2, boo yah). I tend to use a lot of paintball terms in my everyday life, especially "bone stock".

Too bad I'm grounded for the rest of the school year, and I won't be able to play during that time...

[rehme]

or try to see what a roller trigger is like with the scroll button on the mouse

[Python14]

You dream about your girlfriend modeling your gun in her swimsuit on your bed(because you like your flannel sheets)

You dream about being in a DYE ad, and pose in the mirror with all your gear on.

You get your mom to teach you how to sew syou can fix your own appearel.

Everyone you know, knows that you play paintball.

People you've never met, know that you play paintball.

Welts are sexy

[SlipknotX556]

You know when your obsessed with paintball, when your walking to you next class in school, your in the hallway, running, like you are holding your emag, yelling, hes in the back right. (Yes I have done this)

[devildog]

Originally posted by darklord
as well as Guncon light guns at arcades (Time Crisis 2, boo yah).

did he really just say "boo yah" ?!?!?!?!

[Halliday]

You know your obsessed when you play paintball on Sat, and while in church on Sun you think about bunkering the choir.

(I do like the one about sewing I have now sewed up more paintball gear than regular clothes.)

[Evil Bob]

...or the person behind the pulpit as they're speaking...

-Evil Bob

[Halliday]

Originally posted by Evil Bob
...or the person behind the pulpit as they're speaking...

I could not bring myself to say that one, but ...... yes.

[�.C.]

ripping on the space bar is nothing like pulling a trigger . . .

[askman]

you are obssessed, if you have to buy/sell paintball goods on ebay to the point of being a second job, to pay for this habit.

[JT2002]

im definitely the culprit of ripping on misallaneous (sp?) objects. btw ever try ripping on the mouse click accelerator of an electric go ped? yep sometime at the pizza place where i work when i got to close and im busy cleaning shiz with windex, i suddenly get the urge to turn the other way and start ripping 18sps on the trigger burning 1/4 BOTTLE of windex

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

You're obsessed with paintball when...



on the first day of school you say your hobbie is paintball. (yes, I did this in ALL of my classes)

You wish paintball was a part of Physical Education.

You hear a new band and think "Man, if they could play this as I step on the the field..."

When instead of wearing sunglassed you throw on your pb mask that has a chrome lense.

When you skip homework becuase you want to do somethign paintball associated (play paintball computer game, play pb, buy pb stuff, clean your gear)

When you are proud to tell someone you own an E-mag...Even if they havent played paintball before.

Your gun is worth more than your TV, stero, cds put together.

You make fun of someone spending 1000 dollars on a car stero system, when you have more than triple that invested in paintball.


You spend 30 minutes thinking of reasons you would be addicted to pb.

[JT2002]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EVERYBODY PLEASE STOP DESCRIBING ME!!!!!!!


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