You know when you're obsessed with paintball when...

[NiteWolf1138]

Originally posted by TheJester
...that's just called being paranoid man...

True, it has been hard to tell if many of my actions are a result of paintball or everyday life. Oh well.

[paint magnet]

During class you practice writing left-handed to improve your off handed shooting skills :)

And about the light gun thing, me and my friend discovered an awesome trick on games that require you to shoot outside the screen to reload: Put your hand under the gun to hold it (the one that's not shooting) and when you run out of ammo, flip your hand up over the barrel so it's blocking it and fire, and since it doens't hit the screen it registers it as a reloading shot. We beat Jurassic Park like 4 times the day we discovered that And Time Crisis II has a pretty sweet gun with the moving slide and all.

Or you've ever been in an argument over wether paintball was a sport. They think cheerleading is a sport, but not paintball

[Blazingace]

You dream PB.......

They are wet dreams (X-Mag).......

You make 40,000 Plus a year and you don't know where it all went.....

You have to borrow some elses computer to get on AO because you don't have money for your own......

Everyone at the local PB store knows your name and no they don't have your X-mag yet......

You get very angry and pissed off when someone gets an X-mag, even when they are on your team......

You sleep with your gun(s)......

You talk to your gun(s).......

You think they talk back......

[elpimpo]

dude i fight about that with our fat ugly cheerleaders too

[Demonio]

When you goto an arcade looking for Konami's Police 911 - and you can't find, then you hope that you find Time Crisis II or Silent Scope 2 - hopefully in good working order. Then wind up playing Time Crisis 1 and the the whole gun is jacked but you play anyway.

[FalconGuy016]

Originally posted by CoFFeY[NiTrO]
You're obsessed with paintball when...



on the first day of school you say your hobbie is paintball. (yes, I did this in ALL of my classes)

You wish paintball was a part of Physical Education.

You hear a new band and think "Man, if they could play this as I step on the the field..."

When instead of wearing sunglassed you throw on your pb mask that has a chrome lense.

When you skip homework becuase you want to do somethign paintball associated (play paintball computer game, play pb, buy pb stuff, clean your gear)

When you are proud to tell someone you own an E-mag...Even if they havent played paintball before.

Your gun is worth more than your TV, stero, cds put together.

You make fun of someone spending 1000 dollars on a car stero system, when you have more than triple that invested in paintball.


You spend 30 minutes thinking of reasons you would be addicted to pb.

Thats perfecT!!! agh I was shocked when I read it

[Army_Pilot]

You know you are obsessed when:

Your decision to change posts hinges completly upon whether or not there is a paintball park nearby.

The first thought when you get accepted to fly helicopters is "I wonder if I could shoot paintballs out the side while flying?"

The words your daughter learns in order is "Dada, Mama, and Tom Kaye.

When driving you often think "I could setup a field there, and there, and there."

You have owned at least one marer from all the companies that make markers.

You question whether or not your two year old is old enough to play yet.

[TheJester]

The first thought when you get accepted to fly helicopters is "I wonder if I could shoot paintballs out the side while flying?"

you've had dreams of having an air battle between the gliders and all the students at your local soaring club (guilty)

When driving you often think "I could setup a field there, and there, and there."

there's a feild you see every day from the bud on the way to school that you dream of building a paintball feild on(guilty)

[Demonio]

You build a shooting range in your backyard to practice your marksmanship

You buy yourself an Emag so you can let your friends use your minimag to play with you.

You try to convince your friend to turn a piece of his land into a 2-4 man field set-up (and he's seriously starting to think about it)

You hope your unborn son will get into PBall when he get's old enough to play - I'm saying 5 is a good age to start actually playing - but target practice can start as soon as he can pull the trigger on any of my guns.

You can't tell your pregnant wife you just bought yourself an E-mag w/warp feed and Angel AIR to go with it.. (Shhhhh)

[elpimpo]

when you grow your hair out so you can see if it catches bounces. (i have curly hair)

[FatMan]

fields everywhere!

Originally posted by Army_Pilot
You know you are obsessed when:

When driving you often think "I could setup a field there, and there, and there."

Yep, I do this, but I also take it a bit farther. Places you could play paintball:

in church (the pews make wicked bunkers)

in a theater (not a movie theater, but one with box seats and balconies)

on a battleship

in an aquarium or a museum

in an airport

in the BatMan thrill show set at Six Flags over GA.

in a water park

on a speeding train

on the Mall in Washington DC - with like 500 ppl on each team (one starts at the capitol and one at the Lincoln memorial, hang a flag on the Washington Monument

FatMan

[Brett23]

How about if you head to Lowes or Home Depot for pvc piping elbows and zip ties. Then to the local material store to make bunkers for you backyard. Hey you would be surprised how well cloth works for bunkers lol. Im working on a set of 18 for backyard lol.

[riooso]

1. You are pretty sure that you can fit a couple of rounds in before your wedding.
2. You pick a place to have the honeymoon that has good parks and weather.

R

[spacedtedybear]

You walk into a porno shop looking for X-mags.

[B00bzor]

in all you spare time u think about paintball (yes iv been doing it for 2 years)

go on the AO forums evryday

think about playing on computer game maps sucks as counter-strike de_dust, oh man that would be awsome

yeah and about the paintball instead of pe i went to my principal and askd if our school could do it. I told him that pe stands for paintball education.

and why in the hell does evry one know about homestar runner???

oh yeah i also evry time we go on family trips i also say that that area would be good for a field, and my family gets all pissed cause I always do that.