You know when you're obsessed with paintball when...

[JT2002]

lol! PWNED!

[BTAutoMag]

i dont need to get laid (i got some last night) but i do find it odd that i can get stiff easier looking at an xmag then a girl

[Thing]

You are obsessed with paintball when......

You have been playing since paintballs were about .20 cent....a piece.

You have scars on your body from when paintballs that had liquid flour fill. {Those things really Hurt!!!}

When your first "Real" semi was an automag....and after about 26 markers you come back to an automag.

You have to trade in your new car for a smaller, less expensive one to pay your credit card off from paying for paintball.

When you go to the doctor and try to explain how you blew your knee out at "work" so your company health insurance will pay for your paintball injury.

If you have to explain to your wife that the welt on your neck is NOT a hickey.

When you think that you can really do a good job painting your house with your emag instead of buying a wagner power blower.

If you have ever written off a trip to World Cup as a business expendature!!! {I got a tax writeoff!!! lol}

Claimed a paintball gun as the most expensive item taken when your house was broken into. {Got a nice replacement}

When the paintball company you order your parts from know you by the sound of your voice.

Here is the big one.

When you divorce your wife for pawning your 1300 buck SFL Emag for 150 bucks... then getting remarried to the girl who bought it. {Really happend to my brother in law!!}

[BTAutoMag]

Originally posted by Thing
When you divorce your wife for pawning your 1300 buck SFL Emag for 150 bucks... then getting remarried to the girl who bought it. {Really happend to my brother in law!!}

ha ha ha ha

thats great. if she sold a SLF for that much she couldnt of been worth it

[TheJester]

when you and you're freind see a garbage can in the middle of the hall and you both race for it, sliding into it as if it's a bunker, only for your friend who's a little slower to bunker you as soon as you get there

[MagmanLee]

1. When in every situation you look for the nearest avaliable cover
2. You have talked to your mom in the car about pb but she has blocked you out for the last 30-60 min of it
3. Your 1st impressions of people you meet consists of weither or not you can "take em"
4. When both straps of your bookbag have fallen off you do nothing but the most miniscual scrach on you marker you notice and replace any equipement that is broken or damaged
5. You have written a school paper on any subject relating to pb
6. You plan for a day of playing pb at least a week in advance
7. When you don't show up on Sat at the local field, they call your house to make sure your ok
8. You have no problem of help setting up a field for the owner for free, but hate community service and voluntiring with a passion
9. You have a special place in your room for paintball
10. You inspire to become a doctor or lawyer in order to not face finacial problems with playing pb
11. Your marker is your most priced and cherished possetion
12. You use the word, "Marker", instead of "Gun"
13. People say you are grumpy everywere but on a paintball park
14. English teachers tease you for misspelling when you write; Spider:spyder, Die:dye, Light:Lyte, Gun:Marker
15. Leaving the pb field after a day of play feels like the morning after you drank WAY too much beer
16. Your plan of escape for your house incase of fire, emergency, etc. includes first getting your paintball gear
17. You took up a instrument like piano to strengthing your finger speed and indurence
18. You hate science but your favorite teacher is the science teacher because he has shot and liked a pb gun
19. You drone over math but have no lack of enthusiasm to convert FPS to mph, kph, m/s
20. You acually reconized anything in what i have just said to appy to you
21. You acually took time to read this

[lazebum]

You know you're addicted to paintball...

when you acually read all 4 pages of this thread and everything applies to you! you have convinced your 2 little bros to play and your mom and your gf and your princible at school and... well everybody i meet!!

[BTAutoMag]

Originally posted by MagmanLee
1. When in every situation you look for the nearest avaliable cover
2. You have talked to your mom in the car about pb but she has blocked you out for the last 30-60 min of it
3. Your 1st impressions of people you meet consists of weither or not you can "take em"
4. When both straps of your bookbag have fallen off you do nothing but the most miniscual scrach on you marker you notice and replace any equipement that is broken or damaged
5. You have written a school paper on any subject relating to pb
6. You plan for a day of playing pb at least a week in advance
7. When you don't show up on Sat at the local field, they call your house to make sure your ok
8. You have no problem of help setting up a field for the owner for free, but hate community service and voluntiring with a passion
9. You have a special place in your room for paintball
10. You inspire to become a doctor or lawyer in order to not face finacial problems with playing pb
11. Your marker is your most priced and cherished possetion
12. You use the word, "Marker", instead of "Gun"
13. People say you are grumpy everywere but on a paintball park
14. English teachers tease you for misspelling when you write; Spider:spyder, Die:dye, Light:Lyte, Gun:Marker
15. Leaving the pb field after a day of play feels like the morning after you drank WAY too much beer
16. Your plan of escape for your house incase of fire, emergency, etc. includes first getting your paintball gear
17. You took up a instrument like piano to strengthing your finger speed and indurence
18. You hate science but your favorite teacher is the science teacher because he has shot and liked a pb gun
19. You drone over math but have no lack of enthusiasm to convert FPS to mph, kph, m/s
20. You acually reconized anything in what i have just said to appy to you
21. You acually took time to read this

1.OMG DUDE all the time
2.every time we go driving, i always add in a part about me having sex with a teacher to see if she's listening
3.yup, and ive taken most of em
4.ha ha, yup, my backpack held together by duct tape my paintball gun on the other hand is hung on my wall with a padded hook
5.yup, my english teacher is now fluent in paintball
6.2 weeks
7.yup i get it all the time
8.yup , 8 hours to set up a field but do i really have to take out the trash when i go?
9.i have a whole wall with tag board with all my pb stuff
10.accualy the military pays good:)
11.my mag cost 4 times what my car did
12.nobody ever gets me when i say it either
13.im accualy really mellow but hyper when i play
14.see #5
15.feels so gooooooood
16.yup, the path in my room to my door curves from my bed to my mag then the door
17.i play trombone but ive been wanting to play trumpet since i started pbing
18.ha ha, yup i talk pb with him all the time
19.im great at math, which is why i like to convert:)
20. why do you think im writing this
21.if its about pb i read it)

[Lone Wolf2]

You know that your obsessed with paintball when.......
....You are employee of the month at your local paintball shop and you dont even work there.
....Your wife tells you to paint the barn and you go to the pro-shop and pick up a case of red paintballs.

Ill get more soon.

[paint magnet]

...you have a licence plate/bumper sticker that reads "I'd rather be playing paintball"

...you ordered custom vanity plates with paintball related sayings on them

...you have ever denied yourself food, clothing, etc. so you could buy something for your marker

...your paintball gear costs more than your REAL firearms

...you've ever accidently tried to put a barrel plug in any of your real firearms

...you type paintball words like "Automag", HPA and "LPR" so much that your spell checker has given up on trying to correct them

...not only the paintball store but the SCUBA shop knows you by name, and your paintball terms have started to wear off on them

...you buy a SCUBA tank but no equipment (like the regulator, air lines and the little mouth piece thing) and they ask you if it's your first time SCUBA diving and you look at them like they're crazy since you bought it for paintball


...if you've not only read through all 4 pages of this thread but have also contributed to it and realized that nearly every one of them applies to you (with an exception for getting turned on by the X-mag, that is rather disturbing)

...you've typed 4 pages in posts and don't think about it but you still haven't done your English term paper

By the way, my bookbag straps are held on by paper clips, zip ties and one D-ring, the metal zipper handles broke off so I tied old shoe strings on to them but it is covered in logos as is every one of my notebooks

...you take offense at someone calling your marker a 'gun'

...you quit playing for a while and people ask you if you quit smoking because you have so many withdrawl symptoms

[Torbo]

... you go to a tourist site/city (smithsonian museums, and Williamsburg) and all you can think and talk about is how amazing it would eb to have a massive senario game there.

[Crimson_Turkey]

You sold your car and use your friends horse to get around because of paintball... guilty.

(people look at me funny when I go to the field and tether my horse)

[Torbo]

You are obsessed with paintball when:

you fracture 3 vertebra in your neck, and therefore cannot play paintball for the next 3 months. SO despite that, you attempt to continue to manage your team from your house, watch the videos of practices, try to buy equipment you have no money and no use for. And wish that you could at least practice snapshooting, if it wernt for the fact that you couldn move your neck.

[tmnothing]

...when you find out your girlfriend cheated on you and you deal with it by submitting a huge order at the AGD online store.

[Blazestorm]

I've done all the first poster has.

I try to walk the school mice when I'm sitting at the computer...

and when I'm pressure washing the driveway or car I try to rip on it... along with pressure washers (I swear I'm getting atleast 5 sps (Sprays per second))