You know when you're obsessed with paintball when...

[elpimpo]

its funny how many times i laughed at these thing because i do them.

you know your obsesed when you learn how to say my favorite sport is paintball in french

[twiitch]

Re: You know when you're obsessed with paintball when...

Originally posted by paint magnet
You try to 'rip' on the following item's triggers:

Windex bottle
Pressure washer
Space bar

ah ha ha, i do the windex (well, its not windex, but its what htey use for hte gogs) at my local field

i do the pressure washer at work, i work in a wash bay at a car dealership SIX SHOTS A SECOND BABY (pathetic that i even know how many shots a second i get)

space bar, naw, im not into the electros

You've spent more on Paintball than on your car/house/wife(or boyfriend/husband, I knew Bea or someone would bring it up )

when i get my mag, all my gear (including both my cocker and mag) will be worth more than my car, and in ebtter condition, lol

[jpdgas]

You know your obsessed when:

you try to get everyone you meet to try paintball, even the UPS delivery person...he's hesitant, but he won't be able to hold out much longer!

you've bought everything you need for pb and you still feel incomplete.

everything you own (with the exception of pb gear)has the possibility of being liquidated for more/better pb gear.

you feel that it is your destiny to play pb!

[nuclear zombie]

or when you play one of those turkey hunting arcade games , and you shoot one turkey paintball style so fast , and so much that it causes the game to glitch and instead of seeing the turkey fall over dead it completely dissappears. (yes this did happen to me )

or how about when your parents bring up the difference between obsessing about something and a "hobby".

[FeuerFri]

when a co-worker is also on your team and you get board while closing, one with a guacamule(sp?) gun and the other with a sour cream gun, and one in the back of the store, the other in the lobby, and play a lil 1on1.

taco bell is a great place to play too.

or when you look around at your current surroundings and say,"man, this would be a killer place to go paintball if it wasnt for all these stupid in the way."

[Fatjon]

When you spend 3 hours a day on AO

[JEDI]

Originally posted by Fatjon
When you spend 3 hours a day on AO

3 hours If you check the "Users browsing this forum" my name is ALWAYS there.

You know you're obbsessed with paintball when: Your friend farts and you yell, "CHECK YOURSELF PLAYER!!"

[pisspuddle15]

Re: You know when you're obsessed with paintball when...

You upsest with paintball the first time you play

[TheJester]

well i do alot of that stuff, plus more

-after a test in school you shoot the "air tirigger" on the bar of your desk

-you have your local mall mapped out for a perfect urban assault, center flag version of speedball (yes i want to do this...now if they'll only let us borrow the mall for a night)

-you're currently trying to get ahold of your school's stadium so your local feild can hold a tourney under the lights

-a teacher bends down behind their desk and you think what a great time it would be to bunker them

-when you bunker your pets w/ out paint or air for practice (i forget who's idea here on the boards it was to do that, but it works)

-you can't go a single lunch period w/ out talking about paintball

-you can feild strip your mag apart in 12 seconds blind folded

-you go to your local proshop even when you don't need paintball gear

-your local pro-shop owners often will give you free fills cause they like you

-the average trip to the paintball store, even to just get paint and air, takes 45 minutes

[Brak]

....when you buy those banana-scented paintball JUST to see if they taste like banana too

....when you name your guns....with first AND last names

....when each of your barrels has a tigerskin case

....when instead of reading the paper in the morning, you read paintball 2xtremes over

....when you try to practice snapshooting behind the fatkid in class, and your target is your teacher

[azzkikr]

I've got some good ones

you KNOW that you are obsessed with paintball when

you give the light guns in the arcade(yes, time crisis) a super short and lite trigger job... guilty

and when you open up the guns and give them auto response(oh the guys really like that one, seriously)... guilty

when you used cocker componets on nonpaintball related things to make them work guilty

when you go skeet shooting with your angel(and hit them) rolleyes: gulty

when you want to go hunting with your paintball gun, not very effective(unless you use your RT valve,lvl7, and a modifed barrel shooting marbles) not guilty

well I'm at work, so don't have too much time right now. later AZZKIKR

[NiteWolf1138]

You know when you're obsessed with paintball when...

You consider re-arranging the cubicles at work for an indoor field.... and using everyones access cards for 'mission keys' for restricted/bonus areas. (I have done this several times, on paper, at a job I once worked at)

Someone calls your name, you duck and try to snap shoot them.

You've practiced snap shooting in rush hour traffic.

You day dream of Mad Max-Road Warrior with PB gear in the same rush hour traffic.

Your idea of trash talk is threatening to bunker someone most heinously.

No matter where you walk you feel the urge to dive for cover in case there are PBallers out there you missed.

You think it would be easier for a country to settle its disputes with paintball gear instead of real weapons. You nearly drool when thinking of a Braveheart scene in the same situation.




I'll have more I'm sure.

[xen_100]

you know you are obssesed when:

you wear your bruises like badges of honor.

every bruise you see on somebody you think: "that could be a paintball welt"

nobody elses briuses are as impressive as yours, cause they just got them from a measely car wreck or some other non-paintball related activity. (my girlfreind came up with that one)

[TheJester]

No matter where you walk you feel the urge to dive for cover

that's just called being paranoid man, but i know the feelings, i've often had paintball games in my head as i'm walking threw the halls at school..using the people for cover

[frogbert]

... you sell your car to pay for your new e-mag, and drop your insurance to pay for paint.