Fishing Stories

[Miscue]

Is it just me, or do a lot of paintball players have "fishing" stories. I bet a large percentage of what is said cannot be backed up... but I suppose it's all in good fun.

Classic Fishing Story #1:

"I kept taking out like 6 guys in every game last weekend."

Translation: Mrs. Taylor took her kids and their friends to play paintball because that's what Jimmy wanted for his 10th birthday.

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Classic Fishing Story #2:

"This guy was SO good! He took out all 3 of us in a 3v1 like 4 out of 5 times."

Translation: We really suck.

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Classic Fishing Story #3:

"I got a loader X because I was outshooting my revy. Even my little brother can outshoot a revy."

Translation: This is what I tell myself to justify my purchase of a loader X.

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Classic Fishing Story #4:

"I owned gun X and it sucked."

Translation: I never really owned gun X, I'm just saying that so I don't sound biased - and then I can convince you to buy the same gun the shop guy convinced me to buy.

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Classic Fishing Story #5:

"I can walk the trigger over 20bps."

Translation: The wonderful thing about triggers, is triggers are wonderful things. Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of spring. They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun fun fun fun fun.

[JEDI]

You thought of that last trigger part, and some how needed to turn it into a thread... didnt you? Well, very creative. I give you an A.

[Miscue]

No... it was an after-thought and I editted it in.

[cphilip]

The first person to deny that is not all true is a Pooh!

[Spaceman613]

You forgot...

I walked the trigger and outshot my rev, I was hitting 18-20 bps consistantly... The guy at the field clocked me doing it.

Translation: My batteries were dead, and my slow hot dog-like fingers were pushing the 4bps mark.

[Python14]

I bunkered him....

Translation: He shot me and I shot back but missed.

Seriously though, I've heard more fishing stories than I've heard my own name...It's both sad and unbarebly funny. Sometimes I have to get kidney surgery to stop the pain I get from laughing so hard when I hear people say some things.

[the123]

Classic Fishing Story #6:

"I bunkered Ollie Lang"

Translation:

I went to go bunker Ollie but got hit 20 times trying, so I continued to play on and shot him.

[Creative Mayhem]

LOL!! I too have heard my share of stories.

There were 3 of us on 40 of them, and we killed them all then bunkered the refs.

Tanslation: They wiped themselves off and the refs banned them from the field for cheating.


CM

[snoogans]

fishing story #7:

"I would've gotten him/her if I had more paint!"

translation: I shot all my paint so i could call myself out and save the embarrassment of being bunkered.

[Kai]

Originally posted by Creative Mayhem
...then bunkered the refs.

Ahahah.

That is great.

[sneakyhacker420]

Ref: Hey! Put your mask back on!!!
Player: Oops! I forgot, sorry, it won't happen again

translation:
I was too busy filling my hopper during orientation to listen to the rules

[Pacifist_Farmer]

you know those of us that ref have the best stories about people, unfortunately they are all true.......

[sneakyhacker420]

yeah... i hear my fair share of BS comming from the first-timers at my field


heres another good one!... and its true like the other one i just said



i got hit like 20 times in the chest and it hurt like a b-word!

translation:

i got shot on the hopper and wanted to tell my friends a cool battle story

[Ov3rmind]

You can always find the real number of people a person eliminated during a game by taking the number they said they shot and dividing it by three.

[sneakyhacker420]

i was the last one left on my team and there were 3 left on the other team... i made the flag pull but got shot

teanslation:

i lost the game




this really isnt a story, but its a common occurence at my field with newcommers... they are the last person left in the game, they take the flag, run it back to their starting point, only to find out they have to run to the OTHER side of the field and hang it in the opposite teams starting point