Fishing Stories

[snoogans]

yeah sneaky, BFG gets a lot of people like the orientation skipper. its like an idiotic newbie magnet of some sort Scott k's been kicked out twice, lol once he walked off the field, took off his mask, but he didn't have his barrel sock on so the ref pushed him back onto the field to put it on, then scott went back in without his mask on! he was the laughing stock of BFG for like atleast a week, the refs told everyone. lol

[Pacifist_Farmer]

I like to find the last guy on a team when hes cowering behind a bunker, usually for the extent of the game and then hang out next to him

later when his friends are standing around talking about how they at least died with dignity, i stand right next to him and wait for him to tell the fishing story

then i correct him

I only do that to the *place between your upperthighs and your lower back*holes

[Lord_Whoopass]

Yeah the best fishing story I have ever heard comes from BFG as well... I was at a tourny there and we were talking about how you could slide really far on the field... then this lil twelve year old kid came up to us and said that in a rec game he slide almost the whole length of the field and got all but 2 of the guys on the other team out while sliding....

Here is my translation: The kid ran and slipped, fell and slid pretty far and got lit up... and there were 2 guys left when his team got beat...

[karphead]

Most common story in all of paintball...

"I was about to [insert insane move to eliminate entire other team here]...but then I got lit up"

[Tunaman]

These are not "FISH" stories...they are "Bull" stories. Lay off the fish jokes before I smack ya!

[Miscue]

Classic Fishing Story #8:

"I am a tournament player."

Translation: I have a shiny electro, lots of stickers, brand names all over me, and a doo rag. The 12 year old recball players think I'm cool.

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Classic Fishing Story #9:

"I suck."

Translation: I can whoop 98% of you soundly, but there's that 2%.

[RRfireblade]

Not a story but some COMMON and annoying phrases...

I chopped w/ my Rev so I MUST be shooting 12-13 bps.

I can shoot 20bps consitantly I just don't shoot that fast in a game.

That's not a break,that ball bounced and then broke on the bunker and then splattered on me.

My guns cronoed at 280fps 'cause it looks the same speed as my friends who cronoed his 2 weeks ago.

I'm sponsered.(Therefore I'm special)

I'm captain of a team.(Therefore I'm good)

That's enuff for now.....


Jay.

[magmasta1234]

Miscue u caught me really i dont even have a little bro. haha, i wish i did. it was fun saying that though. so thanks for the embarisment hahahahahahaha

[magmasta1234]

thats about the little brother outshooting a revy. I just wanna support my Egg 2. haha

[magmasta1234]

Sorry all

[Miscue]

Haha. It was your post that made me think about the fishing stories in the first place.

[Miscue]

Originally posted by Tunaman
These are not "FISH" stories...they are "Bull" stories. Lay off the fish jokes before I smack ya!

What's the difference?

[personman]

'I would move more but my pack keeps falling off'
Translation: I suck

lolololol I sure hope paintballer20 doesnt see this, he would kick my arse

[elpimpo]

Originally posted by Ov3rmind
You can always find the real number of people a person eliminated during a game by taking the number they said they shot and dividing it by three.

ahh the rule of 3

[FooTemps]

Originally posted by elpimpo



ahh the rule of 3

lol, the rule of 3 dictates that I shot out one or an uncertain amount of people. lol, I suck... I always move on before I know the person is out... I'm stupid like that, if I don't get them I'm screwed. lol

translation: I shoot at a person and then shoot at the next person without checking if I eliminated the first person.

translation of the translation: I'm too careless to double check.

translation of translation of translation: I really suck at finishing the job.