Fishing Stories

[sneakyhacker420]

Originally posted by Tunaman
These are not "FISH" stories...they are "Bull" stories. Lay off the fish jokes before I smack ya!

Once upon a time, there was a little Tuna who...

[845]

Story: Once me and my friends use quads and we shot each other and it was so much fun,

Truth: I have never played paintball i am just saying this to make you think i am a 1337 baller but i am really just a newb with a stingray ice and i shoot trees in my backyard with BE paint i bought at walmart. I also probably own an 18" barrel.

[FreakBaller12]

i am a sniper look at my 21 inch barrel and big scope
translation: i like to hide and pretend i am good.. i hide b/c i am a newb and scared it migth hurt

[banzaimf]

I don't like speedball because there are no tactics/ I prefer rec ball cause I am a sniper.

Translation. I cower with the best!

[FalconGuy016]

Originally posted by karphead
Most common story in all of paintball...

"I was about to [insert insane move to elimate entire other team here]...but then I got lit up"

Hey hey, but thats actually happened with me! I swear

[magking1971]

"I almost had you but I got hit"
Translation-"I suck and had no idea where you were on the field and got hit because I hung my arse so far out of the bunker a drunk blind person could not miss me"

[JEDI]

Originally posted by Tunaman
These are not "FISH" stories...they are "Bull" stories. Lay off the fish jokes before I smack ya!

Hey Tuna; I've got a fish story for ya. I'm a slacker bass fisher. I went out early june on Monksville resevoir, in North Jersey. This lake holds the state record for Muskey.(somewhere in the 45" range) My bro and I were fishing for muskey.

Long story short, at about 8am I had a huge musky chase my bucktail for about 10-15 yards, and then blow past to my brothers bate and BAM! It fought for maybe (what seemed like an hour), he got it near the boat, and my job was to land the F'er with a cradle net? This fish was about 36". No small task! When all was said and done, the boat was a wreck. Our *POOF* was turned upside down, and an inch layer of slime covered every object that came in contact with the fish. And I thought the hard part was getting them to bite.

Needless to say, I haven't been Bass fishing since, and all my lures weigh a half a pound.
Sorry Tuna, no saltwater here, but I thought you'd appreciate it.

*Warning: No Cussing* -Miscue

[Fuji]

I heard this one this past weekend.

"Man I just got stitched by like 40 frozen paintballs!"

Translation:
This was the first time I got bunkered.

(Granted some a-holes freeze paint. Though it's a little hard to believe it's staying frozen long in AZ 110* weather.)

"That guy must be a pro"

Translation:
Just because some turd can fan his IR3 (10-12 bps) and wears a jersey during REC BALL, does NOT mean he has any skill.

"That guy sucks, he always walks up to his bunker in the beginning of the game"

Translation:
No, I walk because. 1) I am shooting lanes, and watching the break. 2) I see no need to run in 110* weather. (I am not trying to get heatstroke)

[dinger]

i think that Fuji has got it made with those lmao

[Nick O time]

here is a true one

Story:
It was my first time playing, and I shot out like everyone except for three people, then i got bunkered and it hurt.

Translation:
I cried cuz i got lit up, because the 3 guys remaining play on the same team in NPPL events and stuff .

Story:
I could have shot him out but i was out of paint and he came up on my blind side.

Translation:
I got bunkered by a guy playing with a pump and i had no clue where he was.

[Fuji]

On that note. My friends father is a little *cough* large Anywho, people kept ignoring him as he "walked his way" down the tape. That is until he bunkered them. Fools that they were, they thought he was out and walking off the field. OMG it was so freaking hilarious watching a 45+ year old guy walk down the field with his PVI and bunker the whole left tape!

[adam shannon]

Originally posted by the123
Classic Fishing Story #6:

"I bunkered Ollie Lang"

theres a guy on the bushwhackers whos telling that tale....unfortunately for him its true and the ref blew the call...ushering dynasty into the finals.

[Tunaman]

Originally posted by JEDI


Hey Tuna; I've got a fish story for ya. I'm a slacker bass fisher. I went out early june on Monksville resevoir, in North Jersey. This lake holds the state record for Muskey.(somewhere in the 45" range) My bro and I were fishing for muskey.

Long story short, at about 8am I had a huge musky chase my bucktail for about 10-15 yards, and then blow past to my brothers bate and BAM! It fought for maybe (what seemed like an hour), he got it near the boat, and my job was to land the F'er with a cradle net? This fish was about 36". No small task! When all was said and done, the boat was a wreck. Our *POOF* was turned upside down, and an inch layer of slime covered every object that came in contact with the fish. And I thought the hard part was getting them to bite.

Needless to say, I haven't been Bass fishing since, and all my lures weigh a half a pound.
Sorry Tuna, no saltwater here, but I thought you'd appreciate it.

*Warning: No Cussing* -Miscue

Just a little bit of relevent info: There are 3 species of fish that will intentionally make a last ditch effort to bite you while lying dying on the deck.
1- Bluefish
2-Mako shark
3-Musky
Be very careful with these fish. I have witnessed all three taking a shot at a human.

[Timmee]

Originally posted by Tunaman
Just a little bit of relevent info: There are 3 species of fish that will intentionally make a last ditch effort to bite you while lying dying on the deck.
1- Bluefish
2-Mako shark
3-Musky
Be very careful with these fish. I have witnessed all three taking a shot at a human.

Yeah, I've almost been nipped by a Bluefish. A 44" Bluefish!

[dinger]

me: ... yea so then my friend goes and buys a 1400$ gun.
cousin: what the heck is that much?!
me: well every heard of an X-Mag?
cousin: ....... ummm i think so... yea..


::TRUTH::
he thinks his m98 is the bomb, and has more than likely NEVER heard of any type of mag [considering hes only played paintball twice.. hehe]