Stupidest Stuff You've Done During A Paintball Game

[KornKamp02]

Post the stupidest crap you've done during a paintball game.

Mine,


Well, we were playing rec-ball and I was behind a bunker and I reach out to look and my tank was already loose but I took my arm and basically unscrewed it and sent Co2 spraying in about a 5ft. diameter and all over my leg, I throw my marker to get it away from me and sit there staring at it just basically letting all my air get wasted and my friend (hockaloogey)'s cousin (dick) came running up and finally unscrewed the thing. Now, my leg was frozen, the grass was frozen, my tank was frozen, and dick's hands were frozen. I laugh at it now but I was REALLY embarassed at my stupidity the rest of the day and I have apologized to dick like 500 times since then.

[dinger]

spyxtra and tippihater will fully agree when i say:

one time it was 2v2 recball, and my partner got out. leaving my friend phil, and my brother against me. they are both on each side, and i decide not to reload because i figured they would be coming up soon to bunker me.

too bad though, i probably would have had the time to reload a little. nevertheless, all of a sudden i hear a bunch of shots being fired, which i instantly thought " im gonna get BUNKERED!!"

so, so i dont lose my pride... and not to go out like a "total" loser, i decide to get up, and run out of my bunker spraying madly whereever the hell my gun was pointing

'tis a shame i took 7 hits, but at least i can say i wasn't bunkered

we also happen to record this, and everytime we all agree that "dave, that was the dumbest thing i've ever seen in paintball"

[Torbo]

playing woodsball (woods field, but smaller and with bunkers) i cleaned my cocker, took the bolt out and all, then i lay back and relaxed for a few minutes.

[dinger]

lol that reminds me the one time my friend was asking for cover fire but i was busy popping altoids into my mouth

lol

[painball]

Once I ran to the 50 on the break...with my barrel condom on and my air turned off. It was just my luck tht my friend on the other team ran to the 50 also. I got out.

And other small dumb things I've done is dive and get dirt clogging up my barrel. Which resulted in a swift bunkering. And...I can't think of any more.

This isn't very stupid but in tourneys I have a tendancy to shoot the refs. Sometimes on purpose sometimes not. Depends on if they are reffing good. Once in my first tourney I was running and I ran past a ref and accidentaly shot him square in the back. I was kinda embarrassed because that time I didn't mean to shoot him. So I apologized to him and asked if he was ok..then some dude bunkered me. Damnit

[minimagjim]

ok theres a few i have personally did and a few i witnessed...

me
-completely took apart my mag and almost lost my screws and other parts

BEST silly thing i have done
-anyone remember starwars a new hope when han solo runs after the storm troopers and runs into a room full and they chase him instead. well i did that but i am not as fit as han solo! and i didnt get shot either!!!!!

ive seen a guy eat a candy bar out on the field.

by far the best though is me and a few others did a hodown dance in the middle of a field near the flag

ALL OF THE ABOVE TOOK PLACE AT A WOODSBALL PARK...PROMISEDLAND, WI.

[ramennoodles]

i didn't do this but while i was reffing i watched this occur.

We were playing rec-ball on a semi-speedball course and a guy (mid-40's, one of those guys who prides himself on his pimped out tippy and bdu's) goes for a bunker move(a 't' shaped bunker made out of the ends of two spools) and not being able to come to a stop promtly knocks it over, then trying not to get hit scrambles under(not to the bunker 10 feet away, no that would be too easy) and promptly gets lit up.

That same day there was this new kid there who had just purchased a brand new stock '03 cocker and was quite proud of it. About thirty seconds into the game he supermans into a bunker and doesn't come out, i see the other ref rush over to him, about a minute later i see the ref come up holding the guys hopper and tank(i'm thinking holy crap). When the kid had dived into the bunker he slamed his guninto it and ripped the grip frame off, bent the cocking rod and messed up the pneus(how he did this, i dunno) anyway, they are standing off to the side of the feild and this guy i'm standing behind starts lightly the ref up, i pop up to tell the guy that the person he is unloading on is a ref, but at the time i feel to large stinging sores on the top of my head (i'm thinking ow, getting lit up, seek cover) so i fall over to avoid being hit, the problem is i fall over to the left of the bunker and keep getting hit, it took me only about two seconds to roll back into the bunker though. Man that was a bad game.

[penguinpunk555]

I do alot of stuff at promised land its all newbs i pretty much take off my arm band then i just walk grab the object and then succeed one time i took off my armband blue team was defending the nuke i said blue team give me cover im gona to hid by the nuke in this case i pressed the button winning the game.

[KornKamp02]

Originally posted by ramennoodles
i didn't do this but while i was reffing i watched this occur.

We were playing rec-ball on a semi-speedball course and a guy (mid-40's, one of those guys who prides himself on his pimped out tippy and bdu's) goes for a bunker move(a 't' shaped bunker made out of the ends of two spools) and not being able to come to a stop promtly knocks it over, then trying not to get hit scrambles under(not to the bunker 10 feet away, no that would be too easy) and promptly gets lit up.

That same day there was this new kid there who had just purchased a brand new stock '03 cocker and was quite proud of it. About thirty seconds into the game he supermans into a bunker and doesn't come out, i see the other ref rush over to him, about a minute later i see the ref come up holding the guys hopper and tank(i'm thinking holy crap). When the kid had dived into the bunker he slamed his guninto it and ripped the grip frame off, bent the cocking rod and messed up the pneus(how he did this, i dunno) anyway, they are standing off to the side of the feild and this guy i'm standing behind starts lightly the ref up, i pop up to tell the guy that the person he is unloading on is a ref, but at the time i feel to large stinging sores on the top of my head (i'm thinking ow, getting lit up, seek cover) so i fall over to avoid being hit, the problem is i fall over to the left of the bunker and keep getting hit, it took me only about two seconds to roll back into the bunker though. Man that was a bad game.

Man, I have alot of respect for refs! They take ALOT of crap.

[robertjuric]

One time I left my condom on and fired 2 shots before I realized it was still on.

Then another time I was playing 2vs2 w/ a newb on my team who refused to move, so I was yelling at him to move as soon as I said go. So I fired a few cover shots, and pointed at the bunker right in front of him, and right when I did that, I took on in the hand I was pointing with.

[Crimson_Turkey]

The stupidest was when I dove into the snake and disconnected it. It defleted and wrapped around me as I rolled around franticly before being bunkered amidst a torrential downpour of laughter.

Second might have been when I dove and sunk about 6 inches of my barrel into mud with out realizing before going to bunker somebody and spraying mud all over their face. I just wish I could have seen it.

[elpimpo]

i was playing a tourney and i was putting this guy in and my two buddies went and bunkered him. we sat there talking to the other team and its like wtf the refs never came and chronied us. so we just sat there and the air horn blew. i was like **** we forgot to hang the flag.

the other one was we were playing the msts and it was our final game i think and my buddy said screw it im running the field. so i lained my guy out and my buddy took out the other 4 on his run and on his way he grabbed the flag. well i get up there and im checking him and whap he got shot right in the head. i was like wtf happened and this other little kid that was playing on our team had shot him. we still dont know what he was thinking but it was really stupid

[Prezents]

Crazy

I was playing a 4v4 speedball game in a small indoor field. I had already played 4 or more games, and had not filled air (2600 psi only)
Start of game and I have about 5 good shot's, then I cannot shoot across the field. people on the side's were looking at me with the "what the hell is going on" look. It was now 2 on 2 and I was bumping up the center right. my right tape man did a 1 for 1 and now it is a younger player (in the start station) and I, With NO AIR!!!!!!
I open my hopper and start throwing paint and yelling to him "Man you better give up now, I am soo close that I am throwing paint at you. This is really going to hurt" The people on the side lines could not beleive what I was doing. and not too long later, I got a surrender

[bunkermaster10]

My stupidest thing happened this last saturday. Here I am playin some rec ball 10 on 10. It was my friend Chris and me left on 5 people. I had forgotten my best friend matt was on the other team and I see him and I'm calling him over to me to come help out. Then I relazize that he isn't on my team at the last second and unload like 10 shots and take off (ends up getting out from chris). But i felt really dumb and i was cracking up so loud. But me and chris ended up winning the game.

Were usually on teams so i got confused. lol

[cougar20th]

stupidiest ive done was getting to a bunker going to shot and nothing. forgot to turn the gun on. get that on go to shot again. only a click. also had forgot to turn on the air. by that time i look and see 3 of my 5 man team are out. good thing was the other team had no clue where i was so i was able to get some out. atleast it was only a practice not a tourny. that was one of those days.