Stupidest Stuff You've Done During A Paintball Game

[MagmanLee]

my best friend was doing this 2 vs 2 and he made a half-crouched run towards the otherside's 40 along the right tape. Unfortunatly for him, a guy was there with a timmy. The kid unloaded on him, and he still kept running with his head down so the top was exposed to the timmy, he got hit, and the kid kept on shooting, and finally he couldn't take the pain anymore and stopped

[Lohman446]

I was playing recball against my own team in the woods. I was standing behind a bunker, resting my gun on top of it, taunting one of the opponents (who is normally my back player in tournaments). The brush is pretty heavy, no big deal I don't expect he can get through it. So after like three minutes of taunting he has dropped four pods and is now shooting a whole lot slower. I'm laughing, having fired three or four times just to keep him from moving up when POP right between my eyes he sneaks one through...

At a three man tournament Im rushing the center. I see one of there players sneak through the lanes and is running for a strong bunker. I stop about halfway between the bunker behind me and the bunker in front of me at about the 40 and start laning - I get him but his back players just light me up.

Reffing I watched a player get to one on one - he runs out of paint. Looking down he grabs a single paintball from the ground in front of the bunker, discards it, grabs another, cleans it off, aims one shot and WINS.

[TheDoveDecends]

yeah.. ive shot myself in the foot a couple of times :)

but the stupidest thing is probably ran right up to a bunker with an opposing player in it.. hell if i ever saw him.

I like to do little dances sometimes as well :)

[coolcatpete]

Originally posted by TheDoveDecends
yeah.. ive shot myself in the foot a couple of times :)

but the stupidest thing is probably ran right up to a bunker with an opposing player in it.. hell if i ever saw him.

I like to do little dances sometimes as well :)

like bunkering

[DWOOD]

i was going to bunker someone and i went in and reloaded and then i ran and he wasnt there he was already out. so i kept running and got tagged. it was not a tourny so thats good.

[Tyril]

I had my emag set up to be an insanely light, short trigger pull (one magnet and an oring)... well


One rec game was a ~10 on ~10 hyperball field against mostly walk-ons, with a few tourney players thrown in.

On the break, I run flat out to the 40 left tape, which sidelines the field (where a bunch of people were watching)
diving under a stream of paint and sliding beautifully on my back right into the bunker.

right into the bunker... slightly bumping my ridiculously light trigger.

Yeah, I shot myself in the thigh... made worse by the beautiful move that preceeded it.

oh well.

-mike

[Warewolf50]

here is a good one that happened to my team in a 3 man turni, i was playin back and got two of the other guys then was shot while looking to see if the guy wasout, then the other man on the other team walked out due to gun probs. My two other team mates did not realize everyone was gone and proceeded to cover for each other and call out positions of the other team while making their way up the field. It was halious watching them do this.

[Albinonewt]

I'd have to say the stupidest thing my fat arse has ever done at a paintball game was when I volunteered to be a medic at Shatner.

I almost had a heart attack just thinking about running around. I was so tired, I had to take a nap.

[nt2004]

ii've seen a lot of funny stuff playing against my newbie friends at my friend's homemade feild.

One time i was playing a 2vs1 (i like being outnumbered, keeps me on my toes) and i shot out my friend elliot. Then i moved up to a bunker closer to the 50 and checked out where the last guy was. He bolted to a bunker about 10 feet from me and right as i went to bunker him, he tipped his bunker over and roled on the ground in a panic. Naturally i stood up and lit him up.

Next we did a 2vs2 and my friend dave and i went to bunker the same kid from the first story. We went from 2 sides so he panicked and literally started spinning in a circle firing widly. Naturally we lit him up.

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

lets see...

1. I caught fire
2. Got shot in the neck by team aftershock
3. bunkered a guy without a gun
4. used paintball boxes for pillows
5. went out at 12am to the field with a few refs to do a blair witch video.
6. slipped and fell in mud
7. got stuck on a steep cliff
8. electrical taped a stuffed doggy to my ballz
9. shot a ref
10. used a ref as a hostage
11. used a ref as a sheild
12. shot myself
13. shot myself again
14. got my cell phone shot
15. played as a one man team against 2 teams of 20 players
16. offered to get shot for 10 paintballs
17. got shot to get 10 paintballs
18. ate paintballs
19. started up paintball eating contests to win free drinks
20. dove for a paintball box and landed face first into the gravel

the list goes on...

[coolcatpete]

lmao that is good I dont feel as bad

[Ultimator]

Originally posted by robertjuric
One time I left my condom on and fired 2 shots before I realized it was still on.

Hmm ... I'm perverted.

The stupidest thing I've ever done in a paintball game is get shot.

[KornKamp02]

Originally posted by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
8. electrical taped a stuffed doggy to my ballz

LOL, I tape a random stuffed animal to mine everytime we play for protection, hey it's more comfortable than wearing a cup.

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

saved me from about 5 paintballs :)

[KornKamp02]

Originally posted by SuiciDal Sn Y p ER
saved me from about 5 paintballs :)

So far, it hasn't saved me from anything but when I need it it will be there :)