Stupidest Stuff You've Done During A Paintball Game

[cphilip]

There was the time I played my first Air Ball and I was pinned in three on one. And I decided to make a Suicide charge. I stepped out firing widly at the three positons and took off. Screaming at the top of my lungs. But....Failed to notice the air pipe and tripped over it and fell flat on my face losing my mask and my hopper in the process and skinning my elbow and knocking the breath out of me when I landed on my tank. Then got lit up by every kid left on the other side while the refs were trying to get to me and I layed there covering my face.

Very embarrasing.

Several times forgetting to turn my hopper on only to chop on the break.

I certain I have done many other things that I have regressed!

[ashriel28]

was at a 3-man tournament a couple weeks ago and this team shot out all three opponents, grabbed the flag and walked back to their base. They basically captured the flag for the other team, and the game ended up a 50 point tie.

Wasn't me personally though, just some random team.

[swat150]

Well mine was when i didnt have a cup so i put a couple of boxers down there in my special spot. Well when walking to my starting location, all my padding came out and fell onto the feild. Instead of my team mates shooting the opposite team they were having too much fun hitting my favorite boxers.

Oh and also i remeber having a egg 2 and the thing pissed me off soo much so i started reasoning with it. I told it that if it copped on more attitidue wiht me i would sell to someone who had the pateince. Soo naturly it copped one right off the bat. Soo i curesed at it and the feild owner was naturly looking at me talking to my equipment. I still dont know if he thinks im crazy or not. But i did get things straitened up with me and my egg. I sent him off to sopme one who had the pateince.

[-=Squid=-]

This didnt happen to me, but I was at a fairly large tourney in holden MO, and I was watching this team play. The field has two snakes, and are mirrored. A guy on this one guys team yells to him that there is a guy in the snake. The guy procedes to BUNKER the player in HIS snake, and not the other, and shoots his own player. Everybody laughs, hes super embarrasses. Sucked for him.

[OfficerGoat]

Over the years I have done and seen soom silly stuff....

1) Shot my teammate square in the butcheeks about 5 times. As I pour fire to keep a man in his bunker I dint hear that my teammate is going to run up... so by the time I see him moving its too late.....

2)Shot myself out. With a very hair triggered angel I brought the barrel down to come to the other side of a bunker... and blap... shoot myself right in the foot.

3)One of the funnyer things I have seen.... I was reffing a game and the guy right in front of me (Shooting a mag btw ) gets hit 3 times right in the mommy dady button... all three bounce but of course he still drops like a promdress. I walk up and go dude... you are clean.. what are you doing laying down?? So he gets back up and charges the other side with the gun in on hand and the other on his crotch.... I was laughing so hard I almost wet myself.

4)The stupid thing I tend to do is skip from one bunker to the next. Odd thing about this is that I have never been hit doing it. Always gets lots of laughter from the sidelines however.

[bryceeden]

I went to bunker the last player on the oposing team, but I did the wrong bunker and was shot in the back. My backs were yelling at me the whole time, but I didn't here them.

[Scooter/Cootie]

Boy, they're so many to choose from.


One of the best (that is dumbest) things I've done is play a tourny game and forget to reload my tubes from the previous game.

An empty harness sucks when the games only been going on for about 1 min.

[barberjohn]

a friend and i were the last ones left during a game in a tourney, yet we still outnumbered the last guy on the other team. so, my friend asked me for cover, then proceeded to bunker the guy. he comes around the bunker, and starts to shoot, just the only ball that comes out casually rolls out of the barrel, and he gets lit up by the guy he was trying to bunker. we later find out(after winning the game) that his tank had been unscrewed just like one fourth of a turn, which really sucked, because if my friend had gotten this guy out, we would have gone into the playoffs, which we were only one point away from doing , oh, and to make matters worse, it was my first tourney.

[CodeMA]

oh the stories I could tell...........

well....

I tend to run out of air during games...sadly...gotta love that chuf chuff..... but...better than that..... I used to be reallllllly bad about pod to hopper paint tranfers, when it takes more then 5 seconds to get a half pod of paint in a hopper thers something roung...

also not tighting various feednecks before play and haveing your hopper spin atop your marker as your shooting...only to fly into a bunker as you slide to an abrupt stop...bad stuff...

ofcorse I tend to forget to turn hopper back on too...a lot

but really stupid things is what you want.....

low batteries in the warp, tourney pratice, 2 center back vs 4 I thought there were two left *cough whipers cough*
anyway it wasnt feeding and I was haveing to tilt to feed all the way into my breach.... I pop out,stumble...pop off one shot, get a bounce off his legs, after I turned to pop the others, well I shot all air..and caught about 15 balls between the lot of em from 20feet away or so....suxed


P.S.

I still say someone needs to whip up a batch of " Turn on Your hopper STUPID!" hopper stickers....

[tony3]

I was playing woods ball and my team was dominating and we flanked both sides and we got to there base(I got shot out by this time) and we just watched our own team shoot at eachother for 7 minutes till the time ran out....we didnt say anything just because it was so damn funny

[Branchvillian]

Not an actual playing story, but a story none the less. The day I got my first cocker, I aired it up and rested it on my leg for a second. SO I'm messing around with it, and i get the bright idea to pull the trigger while it's still resting on my leg, the back block took a huge bloody chunk of my leg Lol, also the day i realized I was def. not running any kind of low pressure gun

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

Stupiest thing I have done....

Well were in a 3 man tourney, We lost one off the break. I hit the left tape. Well I throw down 3 pods. I go to pull my last and I lose the whole pod behind me. They start to push so its either go out like a loser or make a hell of a move. So I decided to break for the 50 and get the pull. I'm at about the 20, I'm also about 300 pounds. So I make my run. Well lets just say when I get moveing that fast nothing is stopping me. The center 50 is one of the big hyperball pipes probably 15 feet high. Well I hit it full force. It starts to fall, I'm trying to pull the flag out and its trying to fall. Well it wins. While all this is going on, all three feilds have stopped to watch. Well when it falls everyone on the other team is pointed at me. I see it, fall to me knees and put my gun up and get hammered. Wasn't funny then, but it is now.

[coolcatpete]

Originally posted by painball
Once I ran to the 50 on the break...with my barrel condom on and my air turned off. It was just my luck tht my friend on the other team ran to the 50 also. I got out.

And other small dumb things I've done is dive and get dirt clogging up my barrel. Which resulted in a swift bunkering. And...I can't think of any more.

This isn't very stupid but in tourneys I have a tendancy to shoot the refs. Sometimes on purpose sometimes not. Depends on if they are reffing good. Once in my first tourney I was running and I ran past a ref and accidentaly shot him square in the back. I was kinda embarrassed because that time I didn't mean to shoot him. So I apologized to him and asked if he was ok..then some dude bunkered me. Damnit

same thing, had my bag on as well with my safety, and then I had no air and my hopper was not on. ok well I had about 500 pounds of air so it was close. While all of this I ran to the 50 off the break and I realized what happened so I fix everything and then I ended up tripping on my way to bunker someone, so of course I get 4in. of dirt in my barrel, I am the luckiest person because the person I was bunkering did not see me so i just went behind a bunker at his 10 and I cleaqned my barrel, and then I was set up to get everyone on their team because I was behind them.

Ps. I went to buker them almost off the break because I had no air. So that is my stupid time of paintball.

[UltimatePaintballer]

stupidest thing i did...

drop someones 1000+ dollar gun

[coolcatpete]

Originally posted by bryceeden
I went to bunker the last player on the oposing team, but I did the wrong bunker and was shot in the back. My backs were yelling at me the whole time, but I didn't here them.

Did this as well, bt it wasnt my fault because it was friday noght play under the light that we just put up so they were not in the right angles and it was al screwed up. anyways It was me and two of my friend verse the manager who is awsome and a regular that played am that is crazy good and our other teamate that played 5 with them. So we got our arses kicked every single game and then I took two off the break and the am player (jake) took out on of ours off the break then my other teamate that was still in tried to bunker him but he got shot first and this was at a laydown can. so I thought that I should bunker him becaue he thought I was at a back dorito and I was at his 45. anyways I I go to bunker him finding out that he had moved as well so he just took one shot and I was so confued on what happened and then I found a mark on his pod and so we did not know when that was from so my crapy team could or could not have beaten them.