Paintball, the internet, AIM, and pet peves!

[GT]

This might be a cute topic. some of my pet peves that invovle the above subject line, and some of the responses I wish i could place.. In otherwords stuff people say and what I would love to respond with. Feel free to add your own.

- What gun do you have?
More than one, and i am sure as hell not going to take the time to list them all..

- what are you selling?
see above response

- My gun is broke can you fix it? (while at the feild after I just spent 2 hours on his boyz pHat matrx/shocker/viking/impulse rig)
If you spent less time polishing sears or "sweet spoting" your reg you might actually get to play a game with yout 1k dollar rig

- dOOd I just shot 22bps over the chronoy. How fast are you?
90, but that was with my old talon pump..

- Is that mag LP?

[Dubstar112]

How accurate is your cocker?
- The same as that kids stingray...

How much far does it shoot?
- The same as the stingray...

How does that swingframe work?
- The same as the one in your hands.

And finally the real killer...
"How much did that cost?!"
- let my cocker = C
let his stingray = S

C= ((s^2)/C)- 400

[AngelBoy]

Originally posted by Dubstar112
How accurate is your cocker?
- The same as that kids stingray...

How much far does it shoot?
- The same as the stingray...

How does that swingframe work?
- The same as the one in your hands.

And finally the real killer...
"How much did that cost?!"
- let my cocker = C
let his stingray = S

C= ((s^2)/C)- 400

What he said, except take out the cocker and add angel.

[tony3]

-Angels shoot so hard, I hate playing them.

-Wow nice mag, how fun chopping

-What kind of gun is that? Old school shocker. Uhh yeah sure(kid shooting a 03 shocker)

[FreakBaller12]

i want to be on this kids team, i dont want to get shot by nitro it's gonna hurt.

[Cheeseball24]

wow your guns a semi-auto?!?! mine only shoots one ball at a time!

[Paintmonkey]

Hey man, look this kid has a nitrus tank

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

You have an AutoMag?

Is that automatic?

[evan123]

Kid points to my ULE Intelliframed mag and says

"Nice 03 shocker"

[shartley]

A/S/L Check!!!!

[sslecyk03]

how bout: Kid points to my ule custom and says nice xmag. Am i gonna correct him? no

[yeahthatsme]

"can i borrow your nitro tank"
me-no

"can i borrow your nitro tank"
me-no


-cockers give a bit of extra kick when they hit you

[the_next_guy_]

so what's good about an automag?

[Yudanja]

kid sporting a rental asked to use my cocker in the middle of a firefight, cause get this...he shoots better with a cocker.

[Rather]

Internet-

-Popus, Spam, Viruses, Worms, and 'Medicinal adds'

AIM-

-"Hi my friend gave me your aim sn...o who are you?"...*block*

-"Hiya!"...*hey*...(10 min pass)...*sooooo*... *whats up*..."nm"...fun...(another 10 min)...bye....

Paintball-

-"Yea I paintball too....I got a *insert gun worth over $400 here*....haven't touched it since last time I played. IT had too many ball breaks so its just sitting in my closet for the past 5 years....I suppose I should clean it out sometime..." *SMACK*

-"Can I shoot you in my backyard? I have a *insert gun worth less than mud here*. I dont have any mask, but can I shoot you anyways for fun? I promise not to hit you in the face or groin....." *breaks their tallon*

-"can I borrow your gun? I seemed to have broken mine. I think i was ripping on it too fast. You know how spyders (clones) are when you rip them above 17 shots a second all the time." ... *Your existance offends me. Pelase end it. IMMEDIATELY!*

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"..."-moron speaking

*...*-me speaking/doing